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2010-01-11 11:27:28 PM
kitryne: Sensei Can You See: Now let's not jump to conclusions. Maybe "tight twat" is Aussie slang for, uh, "network security."

Well then my network is really secure.


How YOU doin?

/anyone said that yet?
//have a fat pipe
 
2010-01-11 11:27:53 PM
Makh: Familiarity with the finger protocol may also be required for all employees.

I think however the job posting was written tongue in cheek.


Wash the finger before the cheek
 
2010-01-11 11:28:56 PM
What a qualified candidate for this position may look like:

www.firefox10.com
 
2010-01-11 11:29:17 PM
I call shenanigans. The article has the e-mail address c­aaree­rs[nospam-﹫-backwards]sse­rpxeredrob­*com*a­u while the actual site has an e-mail address of ca­reers[nospam-﹫-backwards]s­s­e­rpx­eredro­b­*c­om­*a­u.
 
2010-01-11 11:31:06 PM
skinink: I'm pretty sure that I screwed up one job interview I had because I kept staring at the interviewer's cleavage. But what woman wears such a revealing shirt for a job interview?

Maybe one who's trying to weed out future sexual harassment lawsuits?
 
2010-01-11 11:31:17 PM
Grand_Moff_Joseph: What a qualified candidate for this position may look like:

I'd hire her.

I've been looking for an intern to help me study for the CCIE Lab...
 
2010-01-11 11:31:30 PM
kitryne: Sensei Can You See: Now let's not jump to conclusions. Maybe "tight twat" is Aussie slang for, uh, "network security."

Well then my network is really secure.


How about a private network. I will use a firewall, I promise.
 
2010-01-11 11:35:12 PM
kitryne: Sensei Can You See: Now let's not jump to conclusions. Maybe "tight twat" is Aussie slang for, uh, "network security."

Well then my network is really secure.


I'm pretty good at breaking network security. I normally just go in through a back door.
 
2010-01-11 11:36:27 PM
goofybeast.files.wordpress.com

What's the big deal?
Most developers have at least a D-cup.
 
2010-01-11 11:38:45 PM
I see what you did there subby...
 
2010-01-11 11:41:19 PM
Grand_Moff_Joseph: What a qualified candidate for this position may look like:

Hmmmm....I'll have to make sure she's good around a large python....err script library...yeah a python script library....

/that's the ticket!
 
2010-01-11 11:44:14 PM
cryinoutloud: Huh. I think I've heard something like that before.

In 1976 Earl Butz, the secretary of agriculture, resigned
after it was widely publicized that he had made a racist
remark. Butz's statement had been: "I'll tell you what the
coloreds want. It's three things: first, a tight p*ssy;
second, loose shoes; and third, a warm place to shiat."


It's an old blues saying, kinda like "the rubber on the wheel, beats the rubber on the heel.'
they're thousands of them.

/but that one IS a classic.
 
2010-01-11 11:45:50 PM
LIKE
 
2010-01-11 11:47:33 PM
kitryne: Sensei Can You See: Now let's not jump to conclusions. Maybe "tight twat" is Aussie slang for, uh, "network security."

Well then my network is really secure.


Whew! another like that, and I may not make it to my bunk
 
2010-01-11 11:48:10 PM
Oh, did say that out loud?
 
2010-01-11 11:51:14 PM
skantea: cryinoutloud: Huh. I think I've heard something like that before.

In 1976 Earl Butz, the secretary of agriculture, resigned
after it was widely publicized that he had made a racist
remark. Butz's statement had been: "I'll tell you what the
coloreds want. It's three things: first, a tight p*ssy;
second, loose shoes; and third, a warm place to shiat."

It's an old blues saying, kinda like "the rubber on the wheel, beats the rubber on the heel.'
they're thousands of them.

/but that one IS a classic.


I'm white and I want those too...

/two out of three ain't bad
 
2010-01-11 11:51:47 PM
Damn, this is going to be fun to watch. I thought I was a bit of a flirt on Fark, but I'm a bleeding amateur compared to these people.

/where's the popcorn?
 
2010-01-11 11:54:43 PM
farm2.static.flickr.com

Oops, wrong IT...
 
2010-01-11 11:55:49 PM
kitryne: Well then my network is really secure.

you should have put a hit counter in your profile before typing that; I'm curious to know how many clicks that yielded...


oh, and this little guy approves

3conference.files.wordpress.com
 
2010-01-12 12:02:35 AM
kitryne: Sensei Can You See: And I have, uh, a lot of bandwidth (wink wink nudge nudge). How YOU doin'? :)

How's about we set up a VPN, eh?



About of the old PPTP PPTP?
 
2010-01-12 12:03:19 AM
BETWEEN
 
2010-01-12 12:04:20 AM
If I meet the other requirements, how important is the SQL thing?

/really needs a job
 
2010-01-12 12:04:47 AM
cryinoutloud: Huh. I think I've heard something like that before.

In 1976 Earl Butz, the secretary of agriculture, resigned
after it was widely publicized that he had made a racist
remark. Butz's statement had been: "I'll tell you what the
coloreds want. It's three things: first, a tight p*ssy;
second, loose shoes; and third, a warm place to shiat."


Doesn't everyone want that?
 
2010-01-12 12:05:04 AM
I think we need to award kitryne with cock tease of the month award.

/makes special note of her online business
//wants to hear about her personal recommendation
 
2010-01-12 12:05:14 AM
doxxa.files.wordpress.com
 
2010-01-12 12:13:57 AM
kitryne: Sensei Can You See: Now let's not jump to conclusions. Maybe "tight twat" is Aussie slang for, uh, "network security."

Well then my network is really secure.


Single farkers are single... because they can't even come up with the obvious reply: "I think your network is in need of penetration testing."

/Married farker.
// 'Cause of my clever and witty flirt-foo
 
2010-01-12 12:14:02 AM
Most women nowadays DO NOT have tight vaginas. It's goes down after they leave college.
 
2010-01-12 12:14:36 AM
OgreMagi: I think we need to award kitryne with cock tease of the month award.

/makes special note of her online business
//wants to hear about her personal recommendation


Maybe if we make more creepy and desperate responses, she'll show us her tits...
 
2010-01-12 12:15:48 AM
mantabulous: OgreMagi: I think we need to award kitryne with cock tease of the month award.

/makes special note of her online business
//wants to hear about her personal recommendation

Maybe if we make more creepy and desperate responses, she'll show us her tits...


Hey, it could work. It's the Fark way.
 
2010-01-12 12:16:34 AM
Blogarhythm: kitryne: Sensei Can You See: Now let's not jump to conclusions. Maybe "tight twat" is Aussie slang for, uh, "network security."

Well then my network is really secure.

Single farkers are single... because they can't even come up with the obvious reply: "I think your network is in need of penetration testing."

/Married farker.
// 'Cause of my clever and witty flirt-foo


You win.
 
2010-01-12 12:19:06 AM
Dialectic: Most women nowadays DO NOT have tight vaginas. It's goes down after they leave college.

And stops going down after marriage.
 
2010-01-12 12:28:46 AM
Blogarhythm: kitryne: Sensei Can You See: Now let's not jump to conclusions. Maybe "tight twat" is Aussie slang for, uh, "network security."

Well then my network is really secure.

Single farkers are single... because they can't even come up with the obvious reply: "I think your network is in need of penetration testing."

/Married farker.
// 'Cause of my clever and witty flirt-foo


No, it's because she's Kitryne. Her public key is known by just about everyone on Fark.

/It's getting the private key that's the problem...
 
2010-01-12 12:31:37 AM
See if you can guess the stupid in this ad

mayhem-chaos.net
 
2010-01-12 12:33:06 AM
thisDude: that was most likely done by a disgruntled typesetter/graphic designer in the pre-press department at the newspaper

Or some dude listing the qualifications in a sarcastic moment, hits the ENTER key out of the form and *OH shiat* now it's all there for the Internet to giggle at.

// Not really a good idea to make a job application a "Swinging Singles" form.
// Granted it is oftentimes the most honest type of relationship some folks will ever have, but not usually the best idea for presenting the company as "Business Professional".

img51.imageshack.us

// Not all managers fit the classification of "Business Professional" though.
 
2010-01-12 12:43:20 AM
WTF is wrong with FARK? A headline with "Breasts" and "TWAT" in it and only two kind of titty pics in the whole damn thing??? WTF????
 
2010-01-12 12:44:55 AM
gridlocksammy: See if you can guess the stupid in this ad

Does that "www." look legit to you?
 
2010-01-12 12:50:06 AM
I'd brute force her back door.
 
2010-01-12 12:52:29 AM
gridlocksammy: See if you can guess the stupid in this ad

Well I wonder what was blanked out above "e-mail" and I'm not sure what caused the font change. Other than that... No?
 
2010-01-12 12:53:33 AM
Aidan: gridlocksammy: See if you can guess the stupid in this ad

Well I wonder what was blanked out above "e-mail" and I'm not sure what caused the font change. Other than that... No?


Oh, and the accent agout on the e in Resume, and the capitalization, but those are really nit-picky things.

/Why are there JOBs in the warehouse but POSITIONs in customer service?
 
2010-01-12 12:55:36 AM
kitryne: Sensei Can You See: Now let's not jump to conclusions. Maybe "tight twat" is Aussie slang for, uh, "network security."

Well then my network is really secure.


That's a Farky.
 
2010-01-12 12:56:36 AM
HONDOWAYNE: WTF is wrong with FARK? A headline with "Breasts" and "TWAT" in it and only two kind of titty pics in the whole damn thing??? WTF????

Fine, I'll do it
i138.photobucket.com
www.vsubhash.com
be.net
 
2010-01-12 12:57:15 AM
Thats not an email address.
 
2010-01-12 01:01:19 AM
Other candidates for the position include:

blog-well.com

blog.pennlive.com


/hot like the next season of 24
 
2010-01-12 01:04:12 AM
www.mykaussie.com
 
2010-01-12 01:07:43 AM
coppermine.styggforden.se
 
2010-01-12 01:09:17 AM
kitryne: Sensei Can You See: Now let's not jump to conclusions. Maybe "tight twat" is Aussie slang for, uh, "network security."

Well then my network is really secure.


May I perform a penetration test then?
 
2010-01-12 01:11:22 AM
kitryne: Sensei Can You See: And I have, uh, a lot of bandwidth (wink wink nudge nudge). How YOU doin'? :)

How's about we set up a VPN, eh?


You win. Flirty message, really pretty picture.
 
2010-01-12 01:13:08 AM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2010-01-12 01:23:17 AM
kitryne: Sensei Can You See: Now let's not jump to conclusions. Maybe "tight twat" is Aussie slang for, uh, "network security."

Well then my network is really secure.


Wow, I've often wondered what a profile explosion sounded like...
 
2010-01-12 01:32:47 AM
Other excellent candidates:

www.spyjournal.biz

Also:
NSFW (new window)
 
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