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(MSNBC)   Saddam & Sons may be dead, bunker busted. Or, the media is jumping the gun again. 50/50 odds   ( divider line
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2003-04-07 10:04:37 PM  
Bring it!
2003-04-07 10:04:46 PM  
Everyone knows Saddam was killed in the first attack. This one is just to make him deader.
2003-04-07 10:04:48 PM  
Cake or death, Saddam?
2003-04-07 10:04:51 PM  
my guess is we didnt get him. but hey, who knows
2003-04-07 10:04:53 PM  
Anyone for a Saddam is Dead party?
2003-04-07 10:05:01 PM  
maybe it's just pesticides?
2003-04-07 10:05:30 PM  
Dead, bunker busted = old and busted

Media jumping the gun = teh new hotness
2003-04-07 10:05:40 PM  
Saddam and sons headed to meet Elizabeth in new junkyard in hell.
2003-04-07 10:05:41 PM  
Saddam & Sons....I think I bought my couch there.
2003-04-07 10:05:41 PM  
Hope so!
2003-04-07 10:05:46 PM  
Being that the bombing took place at around 1pm eastern time, and this is coming out now at 9:45pm, It's not really jumping the gun.
2003-04-07 10:05:49 PM  
I'm taking bets!

Payoff 2 to 1 if saddamn is dead
2003-04-07 10:05:55 PM  
They killed the Orkin Man
2003-04-07 10:05:58 PM  
Ding dong! the biatch is dead, the wicked biatch, the biatch is dead.... ding dong! the wicked biatch is deeeadd!!!

/wiiiide evil grin
2003-04-07 10:06:03 PM  
NBC reported it at 8:50 CST locally, surprising first for regular news network. We will see.....
2003-04-07 10:06:05 PM  
I was going to photoshop Saddam on to a picture of Redd Foxx and that other guy (not Grady. I mean Lamont you big dummy), but alas, I don't feel like it.

But once again I must say that all these highly public assassination attempts don't make the US look very good in the eyes of the international community.
2003-04-07 10:06:31 PM  
I'm guessing not.
2003-04-07 10:06:53 PM  
Outlaw_Rudy - Uhh, cake, please.
2003-04-07 10:07:01 PM  
wow this hit regular fark FAST

dammit wtf is my 5 bucks going to?
2003-04-07 10:07:25 PM  
At this point, being blown up in a bunker is one of the better fates Saddam and his sons could hope for...
2003-04-07 10:07:28 PM  
I hereby vote to install Eddie Izzard as the new ruler of Iraq.
2003-04-07 10:07:30 PM  
Hmm. So, if they were there, how can you tell it was them? You know, since the place was bombed and all. I've been wondering this, and I don't like the answers I come up with.
2003-04-07 10:07:36 PM  
[image from too old to be available]
"President Hussein was not killed in the bombing! In fact, he caught a couple of bombs in mid-air with his bare hands and threw them back at the Americans, killing an entire division! No, really!"
2003-04-07 10:08:01 PM  
I was going to photoshop Saddam on to a picture of Redd Foxx and that other guy (not Grady. I mean Lamont you big dummy), but alas, I don't feel like it.

I was starting to, but can't find good source redd fox pics.
2003-04-07 10:08:07 PM  
Theflyingdutchman: Assasination? More like Iraqi liberation attempts!
2003-04-07 10:08:11 PM  
Ummm im sorry we are all out of case, so you have or death...
2003-04-07 10:08:17 PM  
another imposter bites the dust!!!
2003-04-07 10:08:20 PM  
Ding dong the biatch is dead. Which old biatch? The butcher biatch.
2003-04-07 10:08:26 PM  
But once again I must say that all these highly public assassination attempts don't make the US look very good in the eyes of the international community.

then again without the US the international community would be speaking german or japanese and living in concentration camp barracks ...
2003-04-07 10:08:30 PM  
Sorry Sadam, we're all out of cake.
2003-04-07 10:08:38 PM  
wow this hit regular fark FAST
Breaking News tends to do that. Maybe your $5 will help keep fark going? Maybe?
2003-04-07 10:08:40 PM  
So my choices are "...or death"??? I'll have the chicken then!
2003-04-07 10:08:42 PM  
lmao Sabotender
2003-04-07 10:08:46 PM  
"Where were you when you heard Saddam Hussein died?"

Sitting at my computer in my underpants eating buffalo wings and watching Robin Hood: Men in Tights.

A story for my future children, my parents seem to like telling me that story about JFK alot.
2003-04-07 10:09:26 PM  
You'd think by now they'd learn the lessons needed to deal with media:

1. Have evidence
2. Reveal evidence

If they got him, yay!
If they didn't, boo hiss! Missile launcher's got a rubber arm!
2003-04-07 10:09:29 PM  
It is my fondest hope that every other two-bit piece of trash little despot in the international community is watching this, and I hope it makes them very, very afraid.
Rat [TotalFark]
2003-04-07 10:09:33 PM  
I was really hoping to be there when this happened...but, just my luck, I needed a damned root canal
2003-04-07 10:09:37 PM  
Did you ever see Eddie Izzard do that skit? Or were you referring to him? Cake please.
2003-04-07 10:09:54 PM  
Who farking cares....Wake me up when they hit that other tyrant in D.C.
2003-04-07 10:09:59 PM  
Wouldn't you hate to be Saddam's neighbors? Everywhere he goes lately, buildings seem to blow up. Must be horrible for the local property values.
2003-04-07 10:10:00 PM  
BouSchwen, you are a true American.
I salute you.
2003-04-07 10:10:16 PM  
Yep. Saddam is dead.

Just like Osamma Bin Laden, right?

2003-04-07 10:10:25 PM  
Re: assassination. I just hope Kim Jong Ill is watching this.

P.S. f**k the international community. They stabbed us in the back.
2003-04-07 10:10:26 PM  
I'd put 7:2 odds that he's dead. I really won't believe it till I see evidence, though. Darn USA propaganda machine.
2003-04-07 10:10:32 PM  
If he is, party at my place.
2003-04-07 10:10:38 PM  
where were you when you heard saddam hussein died?

The answer is: Fapping
The Answer for my children is: downloading music!
2003-04-07 10:10:48 PM  
Btw, was anyone watching CNN last night at 1 or 2( i don't remember when it was) when some guy said "ministry of propagand-- I mean, ministry of information". Funny stuff, i tells ya. Especially with drugs.
2003-04-07 10:10:55 PM  
Saddam's not dead, I saw him getting as at the Citgo today.
2003-04-07 10:11:09 PM  
Well, this is better than watching wrestling.
2003-04-07 10:11:14 PM  
"I'm comin', Allah, I'm dieing from an overdose of UGLY..."
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