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(Some Guy)   "Norway Time Hole 'Leak' Plunges Northern Hemisphere Into Chaos." Oh goody   (daily.pk) divider line 258
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TeddyBallGame [TotalFark]
2010-01-11 04:46:15 PM
What the hell was that article?
 
Nogrhi [TotalFark]
2010-01-11 04:48:01 PM
You shut your time hole!
 
jehovahs witness protection [TotalFark]
2010-01-11 04:51:17 PM
Oh GOD we're Devils.
 
nekom [TotalFark]
2010-01-11 04:51:54 PM
FOUR CORNERS MEAN FOUR SIMULTANEOUS DAYS, WAKE UP SHEEPLE
 
Blues_X [TotalFark]
2010-01-11 04:52:26 PM
Notice: article requires tinfoil.
 
Fleet [TotalFark]
2010-01-11 05:17:53 PM
USA ripe for holocaust. Man evolves from teenager - in cube metamorphosis but ignores teenager to worship a male mother, guised in woman's garb, churchman called father. Adult god is adult crime upon their own children. More holocaust deserved.

ALL HAIL THE TIMECUBE!!!
 
AdolfOliverPanties [TotalFark]
2010-01-11 05:32:31 PM
Wow. They really don't like us in Pakistan. Who knew?
 
FriarReb98 [TotalFark]
2010-01-11 05:57:05 PM
Why are we listening to a Pakistani news source about something that happened in Norway that Russia cares about?
 
MissFeasance [TotalFark]
2010-01-11 06:04:42 PM
OMG LOOK WHAT WE DID
 
UberDave [TotalFark]
2010-01-11 06:14:39 PM
I call it a Fry Hole.
 
Foxxinnia
2010-01-11 06:26:32 PM
img684.imageshack.us
???
 
UNC_Samurai
2010-01-11 06:38:39 PM
OH, shiat! GALLIFREY'S COMING!
 
Weaver95 [TotalFark]
2010-01-11 06:38:54 PM
All of this has happened before. All of this will happen again.
 
Marcus Aurelius [TotalFark]
2010-01-11 06:41:12 PM
This was written by the same guy that came up with all the dialog for "My Little Pony".
 
Pastor of Muppets
2010-01-11 06:44:57 PM
"...has resulted in a "catastrophic puncturing" of our Plant's thermosphere thus allowing into the troposphere an "unimpeded thermal inversion" of the exosphere, which is the outermost layer of Earth's atmosphere."

That is an epic sentence.

/sphere
 
Canadian Canuck
2010-01-11 07:03:13 PM
"'quantum' high-energy beam"

Can't argue with that science.
 
yogaFLAME
2010-01-11 07:31:26 PM
Wellp. We poked a hole in the sky with our science. We're all doomed.
 
Bek
2010-01-11 07:40:59 PM
Curse you LHC!!!!
 
El Freak
2010-01-11 07:51:47 PM
So am I supposed to panic now?
 
bogey
2010-01-11 07:55:17 PM
El Freak: So am I supposed to panic now?

At your earliest possible convenience would probably be acceptable. Panic early, panic often.
 
You_mean_Im_gonna_stay_this_color [TotalFark]
2010-01-11 07:55:30 PM
Seriously, WTF is going on with this article?
 
cretinbob
2010-01-11 07:56:58 PM
Foxxinnia: ???

Told you all it wasn't a missle.
 
GAT_00
2010-01-11 08:01:40 PM
Holy shiat, that broke my crazy meter.
 
Weaver95 [TotalFark]
2010-01-11 08:13:10 PM
You_mean_Im_gonna_stay_this_color: Seriously, WTF is going on with this article?

I have no idea. Think of it this way - someone took the idea of impressionist/cubist style of painting and tried to write an article that was faithful to those perception warping concepts. while the results might not be coherent, they certainly have the advantage of being quite original.
 
grinderman
2010-01-11 09:31:35 PM
Divided by zero?
/Saved by zero?
 
bawlmer
2010-01-11 09:33:23 PM
Well the weather outside is...weather.
 
JonnyBGoode
2010-01-11 09:34:25 PM
YOU ARE ALL EDUCATED STUPID.

www.abarnett.demon.co.uk
 
Englebert Slaptyback
2010-01-11 09:34:26 PM

grinderman

/Saved by zero?


They really should fixx the hole.
 
CygnusDarius
2010-01-11 09:34:35 PM
I've seen drunken monkeys that type in english better than whoever wrote this.

Also, this requires not a tinfoil hat, but a tinfoil body suit.

farm4.static.flickr.com
 
Joafu
2010-01-11 09:34:55 PM
Dear Motherland,

We'll kill you with our quantum science.

Suck it,

The Western World.
 
skinink [TotalFark]
2010-01-11 09:35:21 PM
So has the "Pakistan Daily" found Osama and Bat Boy hanging out together?
 
Fano
2010-01-11 09:35:37 PM
upload.wikimedia.org

Don't worry folks, you're in good hands.
 
texdent [TotalFark]
2010-01-11 09:35:50 PM
condemnedtorocknroll.files.wordpress.com

Would be coming to the rescue if not for that regeneration
 
drjekel_mrhyde
2010-01-11 09:36:03 PM
Was that the Pakistan version of the Onion
 
Veritas [TotalFark]
2010-01-11 09:36:29 PM
I never bought that "missile failure" explanation, myself, but this is a whole new level of batshiat crazy.
 
Exodus2001
2010-01-11 09:36:31 PM
This might very well be an actual picture of the "'quantum' high-energy beam".

admin.vivideventgroup.com
 
Cooper420
2010-01-11 09:36:33 PM
Look up HAARP. I love this stupid Pakistan Daily shiat... Always Blaming western countries for the world's problems and always saying how India is trying to destory Pakistan.

What a bunch of loonies.
 
okami36
2010-01-11 09:36:59 PM
i65.photobucket.com
 
WhoWasI
2010-01-11 09:37:08 PM
drjekel_mrhyde: Was that the Pakistan version of the Onion

One can hope.
 
CygnusDarius
2010-01-11 09:37:38 PM
Fano: Don't worry folks, you're in good hands.

Green Lantern!.

/Am I the only that thinks that this is written as anti-western propaganda?
 
pendy16
2010-01-11 09:37:51 PM
"...has resulted in uh... like, uh..."catastrophic puncturing" of our Planet's uh... like... thermosphoid thus allowing into the smokeosphere a kind of like "unimpeded thermal phaser inversion sorta thing" of the exospherasaurus, which is the outermost hypercubeasphere layer of Earth's atmosphere. At least it caused some crazy farkin' lights man..."
 
gorgor
2010-01-11 09:37:53 PM
whut?
http://tinyurl.com/ybxab6v
(copy and paste, NSFW)
 
Torqueknot
2010-01-11 09:37:56 PM
"...has resulted in a "catastrophic puncturing" of our Plant's thermosphere thus allowing into the troposphere an "unimpeded thermal inversion" of the exosphere, which is the outermost layer of Earth's atmosphere."

Wow, I'm lost. What sphere are we in again?
 
Tellingthem [TotalFark]
2010-01-11 09:38:07 PM
"I took my foot kicked a hole in the sky
I proceeded to plead fathers help me decide
A jagged flash of light struck me in the eye
I turned around and found that i was still alive"
 
italie
2010-01-11 09:38:14 PM
I for one recommend we all get naked and play twister. It's the dignified way to go out
 
erewhon
2010-01-11 09:38:23 PM
It's actually a test of a HAARP "hyperdimensional torsion interferometry weapon". According to 'mars face' Hoagland, anyway.
 
Billy Budd
2010-01-11 09:38:24 PM
As long as we are responsible for farking up the Chinese, I am cool with it......
 
Wayfarer's Freedom
2010-01-11 09:38:34 PM
"High Frequency Active Auroral Research Program (HAARP) radar facility in Ramfjordmoen, Norway"

Holy shiat, I found a fact.
 
Exodus2001
2010-01-11 09:38:48 PM
skinink: So has the "Pakistan Daily" found Osama and Bat Boy hanging out together?

Oh crap, I thought it said "Parkinson Daily", oops.
 
Ryker's Peninsula
2010-01-11 09:39:54 PM
Obviously this is because Immortal got back together again.
 
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