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(Washington Post)   America by the numbers: We commit suicide less than other countries. We spend less on food but are really fat. And the average man has only boffed 5 women, and he's lying about 3 of them   (washingtonpost.com) divider line 561
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2010-01-11 11:09:46 AM  
Among men ages 15 to 44, the median number of sexual partners in their lifetimes is 5.4. Among women, the median number of partners is 3.3

Let's take a moment to remember those hard-working sluts taking up the slack for the stick-up-their-ass prudes.
 
2010-01-11 11:13:10 AM  
Really, three? That's what women admit to? Wow...
 
2010-01-11 11:18:42 AM  
Among men ages 15 to 44, the median number of sexual partners in their lifetimes is 5.4. Among women, the median number of partners is 3.3

I'm way over the 5 part but when do I get the midget?
 
2010-01-11 11:21:03 AM  
i253.photobucket.com

Just wanted to trot this out once more before it went to the scrapyard.
 
2010-01-11 11:22:07 AM  
It is the median average, not the mean average.

So the possible number of partners women listed are probably something like: 0, 1, 2, 3, 7, 20, 700
 
2010-01-11 11:25:31 AM  
jehovahs witness protection: Among men ages 15 to 44, the median number of sexual partners in their lifetimes is 5.4. Among women, the median number of partners is 3.3

I'm way over the 5 part but when do I get the midget?


Never been with a double amputee?
 
2010-01-11 11:27:11 AM  
So it's true, then.
Everyone else has had more sex than me.
 
2010-01-11 11:27:18 AM  
Ponzholio: jehovahs witness protection: Among men ages 15 to 44, the median number of sexual partners in their lifetimes is 5.4. Among women, the median number of partners is 3.3

I'm way over the 5 part but when do I get the midget?

Never been with a double amputee?


That's at least .6
 
2010-01-11 11:27:32 AM  
Rule 34 would account for the .3
 
2010-01-11 11:27:35 AM  
Writing a newspaper column is hard. Let's let the Census do my work for me today.
 
2010-01-11 11:27:50 AM  
Sybarite:
Let's take a moment to remember those hard-working sluts taking up the slack for the stick-up-their-ass prudes.


FINALLY!
 
2010-01-11 11:28:01 AM  
blogs.e-rockford.com

37??
 
2010-01-11 11:28:28 AM  
I question these figures. We spend less on food? You wouldn't believe the bill when I take my five girlfriends out to eat!

/it's enough to make me slit my wrists
 
2010-01-11 11:30:19 AM  
MBooda: I question these figures. We spend less on food? You wouldn't believe the bill when I take my five girlfriends out to eat!

/it's enough to make me slit my wrists


Well, then stop dating fatties.
 
2010-01-11 11:30:32 AM  
I've boffed a lot of women in my head. I suppose that doesn't count.
 
2010-01-11 11:30:50 AM  
I shall watch this thread with great interest.
 
2010-01-11 11:32:20 AM  
MBooda: I question these figures. We spend less on food?

It's because we favor quantity over quality.
 
2010-01-11 11:32:40 AM  
we're also the most drugged up on anti-depressants nation by far I'm sure.
 
2010-01-11 11:32:47 AM  
MBooda: I question these figures. We spend less on food? You wouldn't believe the bill when I take my five girlfriends out to eat!

/it's enough to make me slit my wrists


Having 5 GF's would make me want to eat a bullet.

I wonder where we stand of health care cost. We have got to be #1 with a bullet!

/I said bullet twice. That that Wizards.
 
2010-01-11 11:32:59 AM  
tortilla burger: I've boffed a lot of women in my head. I suppose that doesn't count.

It does if you are Catholic.
 
2010-01-11 11:33:06 AM  
Do we really spend less on food? Does that include the tax subsidies we all pay for cheap food?

You can blame tax subsidies for why we pay less and why we're fat.
 
2010-01-11 11:34:06 AM  
BOFFED.

Awesome word.
 
2010-01-11 11:34:57 AM  
that's not counting all the girls I know from Canada.
//you wouldn't know them.
 
2010-01-11 11:35:55 AM  
you have pee hands: Ponzholio: jehovahs witness protection: Among men ages 15 to 44, the median number of sexual partners in their lifetimes is 5.4. Among women, the median number of partners is 3.3

I'm way over the 5 part but when do I get the midget?

Never been with a double amputee?

That's at least .6


What about a slave missing an arm?
 
2010-01-11 11:36:26 AM  
gorgor: Rule 34 would account for the .3

And you didn't illustrate this rule with a gif? Will you tell us what you have done with the real gorgor?
 
2010-01-11 11:36:26 AM  
Sybarite: Among men ages 15 to 44, the median number of sexual partners in their lifetimes is 5.4. Among women, the median number of partners is 3.3

Change the age range from ~21 to 44 and you'll see that number skyrocket. The 15-20 yr olds, with a couple partners at most, are probably bringing that number way down.
 
2010-01-11 11:36:30 AM  
gorgor: Rule 34 would account for the .3

What...no pic for that?

Sybarite: Among men ages 15 to 44, the median number of sexual partners in their lifetimes is 5.4. Among women, the median number of partners is 3.3

Let's take a moment to remember those hard-working sluts taking up the slack for the stick-up-their-ass prudes.


Study is flawed.. women lie more about how many partners so chances are good that their numbers are more in line with men

/stopped counting at 50
 
2010-01-11 11:36:41 AM  
So I'm 4.07 times the average; yay for me.
 
2010-01-11 11:37:35 AM  
jehovahs witness protection: Among men ages 15 to 44, the median number of sexual partners in their lifetimes is 5.4. Among women, the median number of partners is 3.3

I'm way over the 5 part but when do I get the midget?


I can't help it, I lol'd but good.
 
2010-01-11 11:38:26 AM  
Marla Singer's Laundry: jehovahs witness protection: Among men ages 15 to 44, the median number of sexual partners in their lifetimes is 5.4. Among women, the median number of partners is 3.3

I'm way over the 5 part but when do I get the midget?

I can't help it, I lol'd but good.


How tall are you?
 
2010-01-11 11:38:38 AM  
So I'm average?
 
2010-01-11 11:38:39 AM  
Wow! I must be a man-whore.

/remembers some
//attributes a lot of escapades to alcohol
 
2010-01-11 11:38:47 AM  
Ponzholio: you have pee hands: Ponzholio: jehovahs witness protection: Among men ages 15 to 44, the median number of sexual partners in their lifetimes is 5.4. Among women, the median number of partners is 3.3

I'm way over the 5 part but when do I get the midget?

Never been with a double amputee?

That's at least .6

What about a slave missing an arm?


www.solarnavigator.net

supports researching this theory.
 
2010-01-11 11:38:55 AM  
Among men ages 15 to 44, the median number of sexual partners in their lifetimes is 5.4.

Hell, I've had more than that just with TFettes.
 
2010-01-11 11:39:46 AM  
TheJoeY: So it's true, then.
Everyone else has had more sex than me.


On average, yes.
 
2010-01-11 11:39:48 AM  
I've found that by lowering your standards significantly, you can increase the number of partners dramatically.

//alcohol helps with the standard lowering part
 
2010-01-11 11:39:49 AM  
I just want to take this moment to cool-story-bro about a farkette (whose name I shall not mention) who stated, and was completely serious, that she once had a date that was so frightening and terrible that she didn't have sex again for two whole months. Poor girl, right? But she was serious about it, and I just thought - wow, you live in a completely different universe from me. It's like I'm in Ethiopia hearing some American claim that one of her three TV sets is broken and complaining about it. I just can't sympathize.

I think that if you pick a woman at random, she will have had a lot more sexual partners than the male you pick at random. But I think there are a few men, perhaps the top 10% who get a lot of action - a different girl each night (or at least each week). And I think those numbers drop off quickly. I think the bottom 50% of men go years without getting laid. For women, I think that perhaps 50% of them are getting just as much sex as they want. Maybe 20% have to work for it. And only the bottom 10% know what it's like for most guys.
 
2010-01-11 11:40:05 AM  
Is this the thread where we all brag about our sexual conquests?
 
2010-01-11 11:41:06 AM  
Americans would be outraged if food wasn't cheap, one reason the family farms are all but extinct now. Food can't be profitable in the US when compared to land.

This is also why obesity is more common. Cheap food leads to things like 18 fast food places on every corner, and even the better "full service" restaurants will basically serve dinners that consist of 3 regular portions rather than 1.

As for sex, well, not hard to be surprised since the US society is probably one of the most sexually repressed of all the industrialized nations.
 
2010-01-11 11:41:18 AM  
enave: I just want to take this moment to cool-story-bro about a farkette (whose name I shall not mention) who stated, and was completely serious, that she once had a date that was so frightening and terrible that she didn't have sex again for two whole months. Poor girl, right? But she was serious about it, and I just thought - wow, you live in a completely different universe from me.


Jesus, where did you take her on the date?
 
2010-01-11 11:41:24 AM  
IdBeCrazyIf: Study is flawed.. women lie more about how many partners so chances are good that their numbers are more in line with men

/stopped counting at 50


They don't call him Magic Johnson for nuthin'...
 
2010-01-11 11:42:06 AM  
The Crepes of Wrath: Hell, I've had more than that just with TFettes.

Of course, 1 TFette=6 average chicks.

/in weight
 
2010-01-11 11:42:52 AM  
lich87: Is this the thread where we all brag about our sexual conquests?

You're late:

IdBeCrazyIf:
/stopped counting at 50
 
2010-01-11 11:43:44 AM  
nopokerface: Of course, 1 TFette=6 average chicks.

/in weight


In some cases, I hate to admit you're right.

/higher standards now
 
2010-01-11 11:43:52 AM  
lich87: Is this the thread where we all brag about our sexual conquests?

Women don't 'brag'. They 'stretch' the truth.
 
2010-01-11 11:44:28 AM  
12

/lying about 2
//late bloomer
///grudge farking FTW!
 
2010-01-11 11:44:57 AM  
FTFA - The United States may be the birthplace of feminism, but that's not obvious from global figures.

www.hackney.gov.uk
O'RLY?
 
2010-01-11 11:45:45 AM  
I'm such a nerd, i got a divide by 0 error figuring mine out.
 
2010-01-11 11:46:06 AM  
Hi
http://tinyurl.com/ykenrhx
(copy and paste, NSFW)
 
2010-01-11 11:46:15 AM  
Arthur Two Sheds Jackson: I've found that by lowering your standards significantly, you can increase the number of partners dramatically.

//alcohol helps with the standard lowering part


What really helped is getting older, because the age range of women I find attractive has grown.
 
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