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(Kansas City)   Heavy metal found in children's jewelry. Levels of POISON deemed BIOHAZARD to kids. May cause MEGADETH in large doses. Chinese blame DAMN YANKEES for RATTing them out. Officials to take EXTREME measures, may issue WARRANTs for arrest   (kansascity.com) divider line 249
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2010-01-11 08:13:39 AM
People who give them that stuff are SLAYERs.
 
2010-01-11 08:19:45 AM
I thought of SAM at first but he would never whore the caps out like that....
 
2010-01-11 08:20:03 AM
...For those of you Farkers who don't get the puns in headlines.

/cruise control for cool and all that, I guess
 
2010-01-11 08:21:44 AM
subby is intimating that Poison is metal?
 
2010-01-11 08:22:45 AM
...and "Warrant"?
 
2010-01-11 08:35:37 AM
WAY too White, Snake
 
2010-01-11 08:41:28 AM
Major loss of points for the LESS THAN SUBTLE word play.
 
2010-01-11 08:59:45 AM
So I guess the left-WINGERs are going to use BAD ENGLISH to decry the companies they consider the evil MR. BIG in their eyes. Hmph; now, where's my LIMOZEEN?
 
2010-01-11 09:01:59 AM
Farkers have pretty loose standards of what constitutes heavy metal.
 
2010-01-11 09:08:30 AM
jestme: Farkers have pretty loose standards of what constitutes heavy metal.

Well, subby listed Poison first, so I think that makes hair metal fair game.

/still haven't RTFA
 
2010-01-11 09:09:53 AM
Subby needs to turn in his headbanger card.
 
2010-01-11 09:12:41 AM
This headline is Testament to the fact that some submitters don't deserve a Mercyful Fate. I can't Decide if they should be Entombed with a large Black Widow or simply slapped in the Iron Maiden, but I don't think either choice is Overkill for such Dirty Rotten Imbeciles.
 
2010-01-11 09:13:24 AM
Okay, 7 band names... 1 and a half of which, are actually metal. Good job!
 
2010-01-11 09:15:24 AM
Sybarite: This headline is Testament to the fact that some submitters don't deserve a Mercyful Fate. I can't Decide if they should be Entombed with a large Black Widow or simply slapped in the Iron Maiden, but I don't think either choice is Overkill for such Dirty Rotten Imbeciles.

Okay, now that's metal. +1
 
2010-01-11 09:16:07 AM
boy when it comes to identifying metal bands, subby sure is green. day will come when he figures it out and is no longer such an outkast and gets n'sync with the rest of us metalheads. britney spears.
 
2010-01-11 09:18:08 AM
I say subby's choice of metal bands make him a Tool who should be crushed by a Mastadon. In a Clutch, I suppose we could sacrifice him at a Black Sabbath.
 
2010-01-11 09:21:47 AM
Of course you know this means Gwar. I predict that subby's headline will cause Mayhem in this thread by calling those bands metal. He deserves to be Enslaved, then die by Suffocation and have his Carcass defiled before he is Entombed.
 
2010-01-11 09:26:54 AM
blogs.pitch.com
 
2010-01-11 09:33:37 AM
I don't know what 'heavy metal' is anymore.

It used to be Judas Priest, Iron Maiden and Metallica.

/I still have my jean jacket.
 
2010-01-11 09:49:12 AM
Still not as painful as an IRON MAIDEN
 
2010-01-11 09:49:42 AM
This will go over like a led zeppelin.
 
2010-01-11 09:50:03 AM
sphincter.
 
2010-01-11 09:50:21 AM
Subby is trying too hard.

-1
 
2010-01-11 09:50:46 AM
"That's Metal"

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2010-01-11 09:50:47 AM
PUNS are FUNNIER when you POINT them out EXPLICITLY through the use of ALL CAPS
 
2010-01-11 09:51:06 AM
Crap, Sybarite and vernonFL beat me to it.

/sits back down
 
2010-01-11 09:51:40 AM
Did you really include Extreme? I wish I had more than words to express how wrong that is.
 
2010-01-11 09:51:46 AM
Mugato: ..and "Warrant"?

None of them are heavy metal, apart from having electric guitars. Megadeth and Biohazard are the exceptions, though Megadeth is more thrash than metal and Biohazard is a question mark because I can't say I've ever heard them.
 
2010-01-11 09:52:07 AM
blogs.miaminewtimes.com
 
2010-01-11 09:52:10 AM
Sybarite: This headline is Testament to the fact that some submitters don't deserve a Mercyful Fate. I can't Decide if they should be Entombed with a large Black Widow or simply slapped in the Iron Maiden, but I don't think either choice is Overkill for such Dirty Rotten Imbeciles.

img.photobucket.com

Thanks for that.
That brought me back.
 
2010-01-11 09:52:17 AM
Such a CINDERELLA story...Seems like a lof of people won't ACCEPT this kind of behavior especially if they RUSH in like that.
 
2010-01-11 09:52:47 AM
Thank you, Bill Clinton, for giving the chinese "Most favored trade nation status" in exchange for those campaign contributions. What an honorable group of people to deal with, poisoning our pets and children, and producing shoddy crap that doesn't work. This one's for you, Mister Former President.
 
2010-01-11 09:53:47 AM
I'm DISTURBED by this.
 
2010-01-11 09:53:55 AM
vernonFL: It used to be Judas Priest, Iron Maiden and Metallica.

Its moving more towards sludge and or grind, with a recent trend in many retro metal bands. Sister Sin sounds like Motley Crue, Trivium has definite influence of Anthrax and Megedeth, while other bands like The Darkness and Wolfmother are still kicking the old school style of metal.

And then you still have other bands from the ages still rocking. Motorhead still plays and bands like Iron Maiden still put on a farking rocking show playing live here and there.

/metal nerd

Aarontology: I say subby's choice of metal bands make him a Tool who should be crushed by a Mastadon. In a Clutch, I suppose we could sacrifice him at a Black Sabbath.

Only if its to the Kreator while the Children of Bodom are there to witness.

/loves these threads
 
2010-01-11 09:54:09 AM
2.bp.blogspot.com

Approves.
 
2010-01-11 09:54:24 AM
Metal bands make that way too easy.
 
2010-01-11 09:55:03 AM
Cadmium is bad...

www.godzillathrone.com
 
2010-01-11 09:57:05 AM
Subby wouldn't know heavy metal if it fell on his foot.

www.galleries.com

Warrant? Really?
 
2010-01-11 09:57:17 AM
She's my Chelly Pie!
 
2010-01-11 09:57:23 AM
Sounds like Subby's idea of heavy metal is the same as the people at the Grammy Awards.
 
2010-01-11 09:57:39 AM
\m/,
 
2010-01-11 09:58:15 AM
GoodyearPimp: and Biohazard is a question mark because I can't say I've ever heard them.

I'd label them more a hardcore-punk/metal crossover band. Certainly not "heavy" like Pantera or whatnot.
Bit a death metal fan myself.
 
2010-01-11 09:58:22 AM
Great, so they think of the kids as just another CARCASS.

/I've been moving from metal to folk metal
//Listening to Amaseffer right now
 
2010-01-11 09:58:34 AM
www.sinc.sunysb.edu

The Majority for Musical Morality does not approve.

/couldn't find a good pic of Dr. Everett Righteous
 
2010-01-11 09:58:50 AM
tuna fingers: Sybarite: This headline is Testament to the fact that some submitters don't deserve a Mercyful Fate. I can't Decide if they should be Entombed with a large Black Widow or simply slapped in the Iron Maiden, but I don't think either choice is Overkill for such Dirty Rotten Imbeciles.



Thanks for that.
That brought me back.


coming to OKC end of the month, never saw them back in the day, kinda excited to see them now, maybe, eh it will probably not be the same as when I was 15.
 
2010-01-11 09:59:10 AM
Mugato: subby is intimating that Poison is metal?

Came to say this.
 
2010-01-11 09:59:16 AM
Fabric_Man: \m/,

\m/\m/

Both hands.
 
2010-01-11 09:59:20 AM
i183.photobucket.com
 
2010-01-11 09:59:45 AM
Mugato: ...and "Warrant"?

and this
 
2010-01-11 09:59:54 AM
Whars-YurJeebus: Subby wouldn't know heavy metal if it fell on his foot.



Warrant? Really?


www.mojolocoblog.com
 
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