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(Sun Sentinel)   This man wanted to join his girlfriend in her jail cell. To do so, he called 911 claiming he'd crashed his car into a house. And that his cat had attacked him. And that someone was going to shoot up the police station   ( divider line 14
    More: Florida, jail cells, girlfriend, pests, police station  
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4311 clicks; posted to Main » on 11 Jan 2010 at 4:49 AM (5 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2010-01-11 12:35:52 AM  
I guess the dumbass thought the jail had coed cells.
2010-01-11 02:10:24 AM  
haha... what a Clutts
2010-01-11 04:51:24 AM  
I guess he will have a boyfriend now..
2010-01-11 04:52:00 AM  
Bathia_Mapes: I guess the dumbass thought the jail had coed cells.
2010-01-11 05:00:49 AM  
Downside: The jail guards couldn't accommodate his request for coed cell w/ gf.

Silver lining: They were able to find a cellmate that closely resembles his gf! (with a bit of lipstick / mop head wig)
2010-01-11 06:06:20 AM  
...and that someone's new nickname is "sugartits".
2010-01-11 06:16:01 AM  
Well at least they will have matching outfits.
2010-01-11 06:36:46 AM  
So what did he do illegal other than misuse the 911 system? That is only a misdemeanor.
2010-01-11 06:41:52 AM  
Well I, uh, guess that's love.
2010-01-11 07:00:31 AM  
Unless the girlfriend's cell is in a lunatic asylum, I'd say he missed his mark.
2010-01-11 08:31:14 AM  
Well at least they're both in the pokey.

2010-01-11 10:04:28 AM  

It's what winners have for breakfast.
2010-01-11 10:09:31 AM  
Sounds like we have a sequel for Joe Dirt.
2010-01-11 12:43:15 PM  
A cat once bit my sister.
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