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(Some Frozen Guy)   Jumping in a river is not the best way to end an argument with your girlfriend   (pjstar.com) divider line 54
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2010-01-10 11:09:24 PM
Subby has obviously not dated some of my girlfriends.
 
2010-01-11 01:41:39 AM
Sure it is.
 
2010-01-11 01:42:00 AM
NeedleGuy: Subby has obviously not dated some of my girlfriends.

There are times when I would've done the same if it meant ending an argument with my boyfriend.

Ah, l'amour.
 
GSC
2010-01-11 01:42:48 AM
It is if your name is Robert Paulson.
 
2010-01-11 01:43:59 AM
Yummy: Sure it is.

No, you push HER in.
 
2010-01-11 01:44:05 AM
Of course not.

You throw her in.
 
2010-01-11 01:44:28 AM
GSC: It is if your name is Robert Paulson.

Or Jeff Buckley.
 
2010-01-11 01:44:35 AM
Take it from Kennedy. Drive the girl into the river.
 
2010-01-11 01:45:10 AM
IIRC, "go jump in the river" is an expression favored by old people.
 
2010-01-11 01:47:30 AM
Did anyone say throw her in yet?

/dnrtfa
 
2010-01-11 01:48:45 AM
It really depends subby... remember that Russian dude that was drinking while his wife was yelling at him then jumped out of a fifth story window, then went back up, where his wife started yelling at him again and he jumper out again? Sometimes jumping is the answer.
 
2010-01-11 01:50:55 AM
What if you're arguing about your ability to jump in a river?
 
2010-01-11 01:51:09 AM
It is if she's a werewolf!

/Or a vampire
//But would you run from a vampire?
 
2010-01-11 01:51:57 AM
...is she hot? (you check the reading on your hotness-o-meter before you decide)....
 
2010-01-11 01:52:18 AM
If I ever argue with my g/f and then tell her I'm going to jump in the river, I'm not going to do it. Instead, I will fake my own death, so she actually thinks I drowned. Years late, when she's on her deathbed, I'll show up to the hospital and laught in her face.

/Still working out the details.
 
2010-01-11 01:53:34 AM
I bet for a split second, she was dead silent.
 
2010-01-11 01:54:21 AM
The_Sponge: If I ever argue with my g/f and then tell her I'm going to jump in the river, I'm not going to do it. Instead, I will fake my own death, so she actually thinks I drowned. Years late, when she's on her deathbed, I'll show up to the hospital and laught in her face.

/Still working out the details.


Step 1: Figure out how to get a girlfriend
 
2010-01-11 01:54:53 AM
haddie: I bet for a split second, she was dead silent.

Shenanigans. This is a woman we're talking about.
 
2010-01-11 01:58:29 AM
Kirby Muxloe: Step 1: Figure out how to get a girlfriend

zing
 
2010-01-11 02:01:24 AM
Kirby Muxloe: Step 1: Figure out how to get a girlfriend


Lulz....already taken care of. I just need Step 2: Get into a crazy fight with my SO.
 
2010-01-11 02:03:46 AM
Kirby Muxloe: The_Sponge: If I ever argue with my g/f and then tell her I'm going to jump in the river, I'm not going to do it. Instead, I will fake my own death, so she actually thinks I drowned. Years late, when she's on her deathbed, I'll show up to the hospital and laught in her face.

/Still working out the details.


Step 1: Figure out how to get a girlfriend


Step 2: Change fake death. Fat is less dense than water.
 
2010-01-11 02:04:09 AM
The_Sponge: Kirby Muxloe: Step 1: Figure out how to get a girlfriend


Lulz....already taken care of. I just need Step 2: Get into a crazy fight with my SO.


Step 3: She screeches "Don't you even think about jumping in that river!"
 
2010-01-11 02:19:03 AM
OnmyojiOmn: //But would you run from a vampire?

Only if it sparkled... I do not want to spend eternity looking like the victim of an Elton John or Liberace bukkake party.
 
2010-01-11 02:28:11 AM
okami36: OnmyojiOmn: //But would you run from a vampire?

Only if it sparkled... I do not want to spend eternity looking like the victim of an Elton John or Liberace bukkake party.



No, that's cool... think of it as infiltrating the group, build there trust than turn on them and torturing them, a la
t2.gstatic.com
 
2010-01-11 02:44:07 AM
LeroyBourne: Step 2: Change fake death. Fat is less dense than water.


Ah....so you saw my picture in my profile. Is my g/f hot or what?


/Disclaimer: That pic might not be me.
 
2010-01-11 03:16:29 AM
The_Sponge: LeroyBourne: Step 2: Change fake death. Fat is less dense than water.


Ah....so you saw my picture in my profile. Is my g/f hot or what?


/Disclaimer: That pic might not be me.


And that girl might not be your girlfriend, right?
 
2010-01-11 03:32:08 AM
Don't jump in the river,

i73.photobucket.com

take her ice-fishing.

/ahem
//just a thought
 
2010-01-11 03:40:28 AM
media-newswire.com
Has a better alternative.
 
2010-01-11 03:41:18 AM
If he was in Paris, he'd be in Seine.

This message was brought to you by the 'Give A Sad Old Joke A Day Out' charity.
 
2010-01-11 03:41:42 AM
mantrum: Don't jump in the river,

take her ice-fishing.

/ahem
//just a thought


Bore her to death?
 
2010-01-11 03:44:18 AM
okami36

Bore her to death?

... not exactly. More in keeping with the 'swim' theme.
 
2010-01-11 04:05:38 AM
A tent is also a bad place for an argument. What are you supposed to do, slam the flap?

*zip* *zip* "fark you."
 
2010-01-11 04:30:47 AM
This.

HIM: 'Honey, I know we haven't been getting along lately. Let's do something spontaneous together!'
HER: 'Well, Ok I guess. What do you have in mind?'
HIM: 'Why don't we go ice fishing?'
HER: 'Ice fishing?'
HIM: 'Ya think about it...just you and me alone! It'll be fun! Just don't tell any of your friends where we are going in case they think its weird'
HER: 'Oh, all right. I suppose I could try it. When are we going?'
HIM: 'Lets go really early tomorrow morning. I'll be right back, just have to load a few things in the car' (goes out and puts concrete blocks and some wire in trunk)

...get it?

/no tents involved
//just an ice-hut pic off photobucket
///not surprisingly there aren't a lot
 
2010-01-11 04:37:42 AM
img42.imageshack.us
Disagrees, thinks it would probably be a good idea.

/i'm not supposed to be here at all
 
2010-01-11 04:43:19 AM
Actually, that argument was ended rather effectively...
 
2010-01-11 04:54:09 AM
Subby, unless you participated in the argument inside the vehicle, you have no idea if jumping in the river was or was not the best way to end the argument.

Some women... well let's just thank Pesci that the river was there as an option vs jumping into moving traffic/train, vat of acid, grand canyon, etc
 
2010-01-11 05:19:22 AM
Tell her you need another quid to continue the argument.
 
2010-01-11 06:14:40 AM
I suppose that jumping in a river to end an awkward date would be easier than faking a heart attack.

I've been on a couple of dates in my time that were a big fail from the start. A shame there wasn't a river near by to throw my date into.

/so glad my dating days are over
 
2010-01-11 07:06:17 AM
Was it Lake Minnetonka?
 
2010-01-11 08:11:46 AM
The All-Powerful Atheismo: A tent is also a bad place for an argument. What are you supposed to do, slam the flap?

*zip* *zip* "fark you."


What are you supposed to do, zipper it up really quick.

/respect the dead, son
 
2010-01-11 08:14:53 AM
Does he live in a van by the river?
 
2010-01-11 08:35:47 AM
NeedleGuy: Subby has obviously not dated some of my girlfriends.

THIS... that's actually pretty tame compared to the lengths that a man would do to GTFO when a woman starts going batshiat (er... more batshiat insane than usual)

/I keed, Farkettes.
 
2010-01-11 08:39:06 AM
okami36: mantrum: Don't jump in the river,

take her ice-fishing.

/ahem
//just a thought

Bore her to death?


If you're alone with her in an ice fishing hut and she's bored then you're doing it wrong from either end of the discussion.
 
2010-01-11 08:53:14 AM
Khakimonkey: ...is she hot? (you check the reading on your hotness-o-meter before you decide)....

She must be hot, otherwise he would have broken up with her.

/ ones own self esteem never trumps hot girlfriend
 
2010-01-11 08:53:40 AM
If that would end arguments with my wife, then I would gladly do it.
 
2010-01-11 08:55:07 AM
farkingismybusiness: Has a better alternative.

Which one of the Navi is that?

/that picture is kinda creepy even if its not blue
 
2010-01-11 09:06:29 AM
Geez, never had one jump in a river before....had one fall off a cliff on a date but no jumpers.
 
2010-01-11 09:15:58 AM
Jumping in a river is not the best way to end an argument with your girlfriend

Sure it is, submitty. Especially if the argument is "Are those Killer Bees coming towards us???"
 
2010-01-11 09:22:28 AM
Is the bit*h crazy?

Would she rather sh*t blood than shut the fu*k up?

You go, boy.

You jump in that river because it's gonna be an improvement. Yes it is.
 
2010-01-11 09:27:01 AM
Sparky The Wonder Ferret: Geez, never had one jump in a river before....had one fall off a cliff on a date but no jumpers.

You just thought he fell.
 
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