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(SFGate)   Superbear terrorizing Tahoe region is twice the size of a normal bear, bulletproof, evades traps and enters houses at will. Yeah, you're pretty much farked   (sfgate.com) divider line 211
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2010-01-10 12:27:08 AM  
Dammit! That'll teach 'em not to listen to Colbert!
 
2010-01-10 12:32:16 AM  
About 5 1/2 years ago, my sister was living in Lake Tahoe and had a bear break into her house and destroy the kitchen. She called me from her (locked) bedroom, freaking out. Cops came, fired beanbags at it, and it left.
 
2010-01-10 12:33:14 AM  
Is Jellystone Park in the Tahoe region?
 
2010-01-10 12:34:53 AM  
What a tough Bruin might look like:

bhorner3.files.wordpress.com
 
2010-01-10 12:44:42 AM  
www.logosoftwear.com
 
2010-01-10 12:45:41 AM  
"He broke all the shelves and racks out of the refrigerator, bit into some fruit punch and squirted it all over everywhere, then dragged the trash can outside and took a crap the size of a basketball on the front lawn."

"And then he double-dribbled on the driveway, totally charged while driving the lane, and picked up a flagrant foul while dunking behind his back. Luckily he bricked the free throw or we wouldn't be standing here today."
 
2010-01-10 12:50:48 AM  
Superbear terrorizing Tahoe region is twice the size of a normal bear, bulletproof, evades traps and enters houses at will. Yeah, you're pretty much farked

....Answers to the name "Ditka".
 
2010-01-10 12:53:31 AM  
i.cdn.turner.com
That bruin's girlfriends are hot!
 
2010-01-10 01:22:30 AM  
www.bagofnothing.com
 
2010-01-10 01:26:27 AM  
a4.vox.com
 
2010-01-10 01:27:27 AM  
bibble.org
 
2010-01-10 01:34:58 AM  
In other news, Brotherhood of the Wolf is an awesome movie that nobody saw. Go rent it.
 
2010-01-10 01:36:41 AM  
There are a few things a Schrute should know: How to use farming impliments, how to keep Ferrets, how to mutilate a hen for the pot, how to get out of a Triangle Choke; how to cook with a Wok, and more importantly, how to 'Scare a Bear'. Affirmative, that's right, a Bear.
continued (new window)
 
2010-01-10 01:39:44 AM  
Man On Pink Corner: In other news, Brotherhood of the Wolf is an awesome movie that nobody saw. Go rent it.

came here to say that...

looked for a pic of the wolf too...
 
2010-01-10 01:39:56 AM  
www.blogcdn.com

Don't blame me, I voted for Ackerman.

The future brings armored kodiak bears (new window)
 
2010-01-10 01:40:42 AM  
Man On Pink Corner: In other news, Brotherhood of the Wolf is an awesome movie that nobody saw. Go rent it.

It was an awesome movie indeed, and I saw it in the theatre.
 
2010-01-10 01:41:01 AM  
The bear leaves a calling card of shiat after he ransacks a home. That's hilarious.
 
2010-01-10 01:41:20 AM  
does it have laser beams attached to it's head?
 
2010-01-10 01:42:39 AM  
"Relocation doesn't work. They come right back no matter how far away you take them,"

...Just ask those pesky indians...
 
2010-01-10 01:42:43 AM  
img42.imageshack.us

I think I've heard this one before. Wasn't he bald from the shot pellets just sliding over his head?
 
2010-01-10 01:43:43 AM  
siyuntz: Cops came, fired beanbags at it, and it left.

It took me three times to read that before I realized it said BEANbag rather than TEAbag. FML I spend too much time on the Politics Tab.
 
2010-01-10 01:43:55 AM  
FTFA: This bear, he said, has been shot on two occasions while breaking into homes. One of the bullets reportedly bounced off his head


Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick, I'm gonna have nightmares. Bullet BOUNCED OFF HIS HEAD.
 
2010-01-10 01:45:17 AM  
It's Tahoe in January, full of rich yuppies skiing. I say a viscious bear thinning those herds is a good thing.

/Yay, misanthropic generalizations!
 
2010-01-10 01:46:15 AM  
So when you go to bed tonight, and you hear a noise, whatever you do, don't look out the window...

[Shouted while tossing an alcoholic beverage into the fireplace causing a huge fireball shooting out of the chimney]

because there might be a bear!
 
2010-01-10 01:46:30 AM  
www.bearotic.com
 
2010-01-10 01:47:12 AM  
Bunny Deville: FTFA: This bear, he said, has been shot on two occasions while breaking into homes. One of the bullets reportedly bounced off his head


Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick, I'm gonna have nightmares. Bullet BOUNCED OFF HIS HEAD.


Does the bear have an adamantium skull?
 
2010-01-10 01:48:12 AM  
Sun God: Is Jellystone Park in the Tahoe region?

Exactly! You just need to divert him with some pic-a-nic baskets. And be careful you don't make a Boo-Boo.
 
2010-01-10 01:50:02 AM  
www.trevorclinard.com
 
2010-01-10 01:50:49 AM  
i26.photobucket.com
 
2010-01-10 01:51:00 AM  
Time to call out a National Guard squad and break out one of these;
www.eliteukforces.info

/hot like the exhaust
 
2010-01-10 01:54:28 AM  
Bunny Deville: FTFA: This bear, he said, has been shot on two occasions while breaking into homes. One of the bullets reportedly bounced off his head


Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick, I'm gonna have nightmares. Bullet BOUNCED OFF HIS HEAD.


Bears have a somewhat acute angular head, with a small forehead. Even your forehead would bounce a bullet at a correct angle. Bullets skip off bears like skipping stones on water.
 
2010-01-10 01:55:31 AM  
OMG!
Do NOT GIS "the great outdoors bear scene" with safe search off.
 
2010-01-10 01:55:48 AM  
If only, somewhere, there was an army of well-organized Japanese wild dogs to save us!

/Akakabuto FTW
 
2010-01-10 01:56:21 AM  
dobro: Sun God: Is Jellystone Park in the Tahoe region?

Exactly! You just need to divert him with some pic-a-nic baskets. And be careful you don't make a Boo-Boo.


This particular scary bear is smarter than the average scary bear. Apparently.
 
2010-01-10 01:56:23 AM  
www.jeffpidgeon.com

What a smarter than average bear may look like.
 
2010-01-10 01:57:58 AM  
www.popcrunch.com
 
2010-01-10 01:59:41 AM  
l-userpic.livejournal.com

ActionNews9's call to North Central Positronics was not returned by press time.
 
2010-01-10 02:02:40 AM  
What this bear may look like:

www.funnypix.ca

\he's not looking for food in the houses
\\hot like fur..wait...no
 
2010-01-10 02:03:09 AM  
In all honesty, if you want the bear dead, put a trash can out that you don't pick up with a large amount of old meat and fruit inside of it. Load the fruit with a potent tranquilizer and LSD.

Yes, LSD. Even if he resists the tranq he won't be going far before he's flabbergasted by something. Fifty hits or so should do the trick; he'll be feckless for an entire day. Won't be hard to find. Upon locating, open fire. Or if you feel like being an awesome dick, give it more LSD. The LD 50 for something that weight is something like six hundred hits though.
 
2010-01-10 02:03:34 AM  
I blame Global Warming.
 
2010-01-10 02:05:21 AM  
thedanashow.files.wordpress.com

I'm being SUPER SERIAL THIS TIME guys
 
2010-01-10 02:06:25 AM  
Manbearpig?

/I'm serial
 
2010-01-10 02:06:51 AM  
hicksfa2: I'm being SUPER SERIAL THIS TIME guys

I was going to do that, but I found Pedobear first
 
2010-01-10 02:08:03 AM  
caffeine-headache.net

Hey I loved Superbad.
 
2010-01-10 02:08:31 AM  
Man On Pink Corner: In other news, Brotherhood of the Wolf is an awesome movie that nobody saw. Go rent it.

The best foreign, period, drama, horror, kung-fu, werewolf movie I have ever seen. Also, it has the Chairman of Iron Chef America in it, so bonus.
 
2010-01-10 02:08:32 AM  
Kryler: the great outdoors bear scen
 
2010-01-10 02:10:01 AM  
Maybe it's a werebear or Gurahl(sp?).

www.carlcritchlow.com
 
2010-01-10 02:11:43 AM  
Came for Bear Calvery, leaving satisified but not the way I envisioned
/Magic the Gathering card I expected, but that'll do...
 
2010-01-10 02:11:58 AM  
www.latoursombre.com

That bear sounds like a real Shardik head
 
2010-01-10 02:12:02 AM  
Man On Pink Corner: ActionNews9's call to North Central Positronics was not returned by press time.

Ooh, good call.
 
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