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(Toronto Star)   Hamsters exhibit the same drinking patterns as humans. Still no cure for cancer, hangovers   (thestar.com) divider line 72
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2010-01-09 04:43:11 PM  
is5.myvideo.de
 
2010-01-09 05:08:05 PM  
A hamster on a wheel while intoxicated? Video please?

/great pic johnsoninca
 
2010-01-09 05:23:16 PM  
Plus they crash spectacularly at 285 mph.
 
2010-01-09 05:28:19 PM  
Well, at least Clint does.

/obscure?
 
2010-01-09 05:35:32 PM  
"After being exposed to artificial light about three hours before they would normally be going to sleep, it was the hamsters who drank the most alcohol that had the toughest time adjusting their body's natural clock."

I think most of us would be cranky if, after a heavy night of drinking, some scientist was shining a flashlight in our eyes..
 
2010-01-09 06:55:36 PM  
So THAT'S why they dance like they do...

:-/
 
2010-01-09 07:09:49 PM  
Oh yeah, I generally shove a 4-pack of Guinness in my cheek-pouches and run around with it for a while before finally cracking it open on the exercise wheel.
 
2010-01-09 07:10:52 PM  
i777.photobucket.com
 
2010-01-09 07:11:34 PM  
I got really drunk last night and woke up in a pile of chewed-up toilet paper.
 
2010-01-09 07:12:01 PM  
dead drunk..
ouch
i777.photobucket.com
 
2010-01-09 07:12:11 PM  
It saddens me that I'm broke and somebody else is funding science about drunken hamsters.
 
2010-01-09 07:12:44 PM  
Subby was e drunk too when he went up Richard Gere's ass.
 
2010-01-09 07:21:19 PM  
i26.photobucket.com
 
2010-01-09 07:21:32 PM  
Although hamster cells are used in cancer research.

/in on the weekend babysitting CHO cells : (
 
2010-01-09 07:22:40 PM  
But do they tell us how hamsters dance while drunk? Useless scientists.
 
2010-01-09 07:23:04 PM  
i17.photobucket.com
C'mon in blokes, never mind Ellis, he gets that way too soon.
 
2010-01-09 07:23:33 PM  
cute-pets.net
 
2010-01-09 07:23:41 PM  
I farking HATE hamsters. Little bastards wearing next to nothing, getting you all snaky on Malibu and then climbing up your ass for their sick little homo games.
Well NOT this sailor, Chip N Dale.
Move on.
 
2010-01-09 07:27:17 PM  
SQUIRREL!
 
2010-01-09 07:27:28 PM  
If the little bastards can't drive, let 'em drink as much as they want.
 
2010-01-09 07:28:48 PM  
Really?

crow202.org

What about hangovers and hedgehogs?

crow202.org
 
2010-01-09 07:29:24 PM  
ScottMpls: If the little bastards can't drive, let 'em drink as much as they want.

Parents don't trust you with their children much, do they?
 
2010-01-09 07:29:49 PM  
img524.imageshack.us

/copied from last year's drunken-hamster thread.
 
2010-01-09 07:33:19 PM  
ScottMpls: If the little bastards can't drive, let 'em drink as much as they want.

www.vat19.com

*hic* It were only a few celery daiquiris, offisher, I shwear! *hic*
 
2010-01-09 07:34:41 PM  
Some hamsters actually do drink alcohol and become legless. Literally.

img.thesun.co.uk

Tragic Hamster's Buckfast Torture (new window)
 
2010-01-09 07:39:11 PM  
foxinter.vo.llnwd.net
 
2010-01-09 07:39:46 PM  
hamsterdance.com was my introduction to the internet
 
2010-01-09 07:48:08 PM  
popularbiographies.files.wordpress.com

Gets 'em drunk

/Gerbils
//Hamsters
///same thing
////get over it
 
2010-01-09 07:48:15 PM  
whatshisname: I got really drunk last night and woke up in a pile of chewed-up toilet paper.

Something we need to know about here?
 
2010-01-09 07:50:31 PM  
whatshisname: I got really drunk last night and woke up in a pile of chewed-up toilet paper.

That's one "next morning call from the impound lot" away from being an awesome evening.
 
2010-01-09 07:52:12 PM  
Hangovers are primarily dehydration. If you go out of your way to drink as much water as you piss out while drinking and the following six hours or so, your hangover will be mild at worst.

I usually just drink water until I feel like I'm going to puke every time I wake up after a night of drinking.
 
2010-01-09 07:52:24 PM  
Not limited to hamsters either Drunk monkey, that funky monkey
 
2010-01-09 07:52:32 PM  
Subby: Hamsters exhibit the same drinking patterns as humans. Still no cure for cancer, hangovers

Monty Python exposed the link years ago...

"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!"
 
2010-01-09 07:55:15 PM  
Link (new window)
 
2010-01-09 07:56:38 PM  
Let's see a hamster drunk dial my ex girlfriend at 3AM.
 
2010-01-09 08:10:23 PM  
Wrong_Intentions: ScottMpls: If the little bastards can't drive, let 'em drink as much as they want.

Parents don't trust you with their children much, do they?


Not if they have an iota of common sense ... :)
 
2010-01-09 08:11:51 PM  
GungFu: Some hamsters actually do drink alcohol and become legless. Literally.

That's not funny. It's not even FARK funny. That's horrible.
 
2010-01-09 08:17:43 PM  
Chariset: Plus they crash spectacularly at 285 mph.



www.rickmcginnis.com


Who, ME ??
 
2010-01-09 08:22:49 PM  
ChadM89: GungFu: Some hamsters actually do drink alcohol and become legless. Literally.

That's not funny. It's not even FARK funny. That's horrible.


Agreed, I would rather have a million gorgor links and rugbyjock photoshops than a single animal cruelty 'anecdote'

Not cool, seriously dude
 
2010-01-09 08:32:50 PM  
GungFu: Some hamsters actually do drink alcohol and become legless. Literally.



Tragic Hamster's Buckfast Torture (new window)


What the fark dude. Put your Richard Geare porn behind NSFW tags. I did not want to see that.
 
2010-01-09 08:59:19 PM  
Ivo Shandor: /copied from last year's drunken-hamster thread.

I don't remember that one... link?
 
2010-01-09 09:13:59 PM  
ChadM89: GungFu: Some hamsters actually do drink alcohol and become legless. Literally.

That's not funny. It's not even FARK funny. That's horrible.


Yes, it is horrible. Hamster was tortured. Why you thought of it possibly being funny is beyond me. It's a news item.

sgnilward: ChadM89:

Agreed, I would rather have a million gorgor links and rugbyjock photoshops than a single animal cruelty 'anecdote'

Not cool, seriously dude


I've never cut and pasted a Gorgor link. I'm not that sick in the head. And what 'anecdote' are you on about? I posted a link to an article on a hamster having been tortured - after being made to drink alcohol and becoming legless. This is what happened.

You might have been offended by the word 'legless' in this context but that's your problem. I did mentioned that legless was literal.

Again, complain to the Sun if you don't like the story.
 
2010-01-09 09:14:37 PM  
what is buckfast
 
2010-01-09 09:20:35 PM  
GungFu: ChadM89: GungFu: Some hamsters actually do drink alcohol and become legless. Literally.

That's not funny. It's not even FARK funny. That's horrible.

Yes, it is horrible. Hamster was tortured. Why you thought of it possibly being funny is beyond me. It's a news item.

sgnilward: ChadM89:

Agreed, I would rather have a million gorgor links and rugbyjock photoshops than a single animal cruelty 'anecdote'

Not cool, seriously dude

I've never cut and pasted a Gorgor link. I'm not that sick in the head. And what 'anecdote' are you on about? I posted a link to an article on a hamster having been tortured - after being made to drink alcohol and becoming legless. This is what happened.

You might have been offended by the word 'legless' in this context but that's your problem. I did mentioned that legless was literal.

Again, complain to the Sun if you don't like the story.


Welcome to the ignore list you sadistic piece of dick-for-brain
 
2010-01-09 09:26:59 PM  
GungFu: I've never cut and pasted a Gorgor link. I'm not that sick in the head. And what 'anecdote' are you on about? I posted a link to an article on a hamster having been tortured - after being made to drink alcohol and becoming legless. This is what happened.

From the Fark FAQ: Don't post graphic images or links to graphic content." As cruel and hateful as the words can be on Fark, pictures are different.
 
2010-01-09 09:32:22 PM  
sgnilward: GungFu: ChadM89: GungFu: Some hamsters actually do drink alcohol and become legless. Literally.

That's not funny. It's not even FARK funny. That's horrible.

Yes, it is horrible. Hamster was tortured. Why you thought of it possibly being funny is beyond me. It's a news item.

sgnilward: ChadM89:

Agreed, I would rather have a million gorgor links and rugbyjock photoshops than a single animal cruelty 'anecdote'

Not cool, seriously dude

I've never cut and pasted a Gorgor link. I'm not that sick in the head. And what 'anecdote' are you on about? I posted a link to an article on a hamster having been tortured - after being made to drink alcohol and becoming legless. This is what happened.

You might have been offended by the word 'legless' in this context but that's your problem. I did mentioned that legless was literal.

Again, complain to the Sun if you don't like the story.

Welcome to the ignore list you sadistic piece of dick-for-brain



Oh, dear. I'm so hurt. Welcome to the real world, you ignorant piece of shiat. The article and photo is from a daily newspaper.
Step out of the bubble of fake butthurt, moran.
 
2010-01-09 09:36:36 PM  
You never ask a navy hamster if he'll have another drink, because it's nobody's goddamned business how much he's had already.
 
2010-01-09 09:36:58 PM  
jaytkay: GungFu: I've never cut and pasted a Gorgor link. I'm not that sick in the head. And what 'anecdote' are you on about? I posted a link to an article on a hamster having been tortured - after being made to drink alcohol and becoming legless. This is what happened.

From the Fark FAQ: Don't post graphic images or links to graphic content." As cruel and hateful as the words can be on Fark, pictures are different.



Ok, I didn't think the photo was all that graphic - it's on a daily newspaper site. It can be read by kids. If there's any outrage, I suggest writing to the Sun and complaining, or try and get the guys who tortured it.
 
2010-01-09 09:38:56 PM  
Wow, once you add GungFu to the ignore list, this thread becomes light-hearted and cute again.

/Hope to never see you again, asshole!
 
2010-01-09 09:41:47 PM  
sgnilward: Wow, once you add GungFu to the ignore list, this thread becomes light-hearted and cute again.

/Hope to never see you again, asshole!



Read my reply, didn't you? Farking liar.

Moranic, fake butthurt, liar.
 
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