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(ABC)   The hell with flying cars. Horny scientists have finally invented sexbots. Yes, sexbots   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 565
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2010-01-08 09:17:33 PM
virtualsextouch.com

I'm not impressed.
 
2010-01-08 09:18:34 PM
The porn industry is the DARPA of the entertainment industry.
 
2010-01-08 09:20:52 PM
Tr0mBoNe: The porn industry is the DARPA of the entertainment industry.

Where does Al Gore squeeze in to that?
 
2010-01-08 09:23:10 PM
So, when do I get the orgasmatron?
 
2010-01-08 09:24:25 PM
Oh, wonderful. Now technology is even putting hookers out of work.
 
2010-01-08 09:24:48 PM
Intruder alert! Intruder alert!
 
2010-01-08 09:25:37 PM
robmilmel: So, when do I get the orgasmatron?

From Motorhead. Link (new window) Might be NSFW lyrics if you can understand Lenny.
 
2010-01-08 09:28:54 PM
All of this has happened before. All of this will happen again.
 
2010-01-08 09:30:04 PM
Calmamity: Where does Al Gore squeeze in to that?

In the special edition environmental edition.
 
2010-01-08 09:32:23 PM
Cherry 2000?
 
2010-01-08 09:39:18 PM
I can't seem to find anything to indicate that they have an actual product. Until someone has pics, this just seems like a company set up to siphon off venture capital.
 
2010-01-08 09:43:13 PM
Wait, does that mean that stripper's gonna lose her job: Are they really that better; like, easier to wash off or something?
 
2010-01-08 09:52:28 PM
Hello. I'd like to order two, please:

One hot & trashy:
thisisdiversity.com

One hot & classy:
www.insidesocal.com
 
2010-01-08 09:54:31 PM
You know what's sad?

For the amount of money that he sank into developing the dang thing, he could have gotten real girls to come into his pad and do truly perverted things with him, and still call him "Shoopie-Pie" to his heart's content...
 
2010-01-08 09:56:51 PM
www.toplessrobot.com

approves.
 
2010-01-08 09:58:59 PM
TeddyRooseveltsMustache: approves.

Came here to say this
 
2010-01-08 10:06:15 PM
Great, now come the pamphlets on electrogonnorhea - the noisy killer..

//tip of the hat to Rex_Banner and TeddyRooseveltsMustache for beating me to the easier joke.
 
2010-01-08 10:12:23 PM
Only a matter of time until sexbots put the whole sex industry out of business.
 
2010-01-08 10:13:45 PM
randomizetimer: From Motorhead.

No...the one in the Woody Allen movie Sleeper.
 
2010-01-08 10:18:10 PM
img109.imageshack.us

Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day! Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day!
 
2010-01-08 10:27:52 PM
i236.photobucket.com

Does not approve.
 
2010-01-08 11:29:39 PM
Futurama did it.
 
2010-01-08 11:40:34 PM
Maybe LFBN can finally get laid.
 
2010-01-09 12:42:16 AM
Flying cars or sexbots, either way someone had to diddle the scientists.
 
2010-01-09 01:55:38 AM
FTFA: She can talk to you

Who thought that was a good idea?
 
2010-01-09 02:34:55 AM
They've released a preliminary technical sketch:

img98.imageshack.us
 
2010-01-09 03:32:42 AM

from their website:

She will also be able to talk, listen, carry on a conversation, feel your touch and be your true friend.
well now i know what the guy wasted all of his time and money on
 
2010-01-09 04:29:55 AM
SJKebab: FTFA: She can talk to you

Who thought that was a good idea?


No kidding! I can get that from my wife.
 
2010-01-09 06:28:29 AM
Does herpes come pre-installed?
 
2010-01-09 07:47:53 AM
When sexbots hit the market, humanity will go extinct.
 
2010-01-09 07:58:22 AM
An adult entertainer dances at the 2010 AVN Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas, Nev., Friday Dec. 8, 2010.

Timemachine!
 
2010-01-09 08:22:15 AM
Rain-Monkey: One hot & trashy:

Britney Spears is your best shot at "hot and trashy"???!

/hotlinkfailded
 
2010-01-09 08:24:47 AM
It's no accident that each year as the Consumer Electronics Show winds down in Las Vegas, the Adult Entertainment Expo heats up. Bespectacled techies cross paths with corseted porn stars selling high-tech sex toys and tools of all shapes and sizes.

That really is brilliant marketing. Setting it up so that a group of people who by and large couldn't get a date if they paid for it have to walk past your pornopolis of sex robots.

Wonder how many sales that generates each year alone.
 
2010-01-09 08:31:56 AM
"It's really a labor of love," said Hines.

Obvious tag will be in its bunker.
 
2010-01-09 08:32:57 AM
So that's where Drew funneled all the TotalFark dues.
 
2010-01-09 08:35:11 AM
Oh no! They haven't seen the hygiene films!

\I know, I'm already beaten to the punch.
 
2010-01-09 08:35:32 AM
My name is Roxie, so I'm getting a kick and whatnot and other things of that nature.
 
2010-01-09 08:36:17 AM
How many years will it be before somebody tries to market one as an accessory to one of those Japanese porn games?

Anyone want to make a betting pool?
 
2010-01-09 08:36:27 AM
That's some farky creepy shiat.
 
2010-01-09 08:37:37 AM
I thought guys liked actual warm sweet-smelling flesh...I get the feeling that the dudes who buy this would be really weird...like socially inept.
 
2010-01-09 08:37:57 AM
Megain
from their website:

She will also be able to talk, listen, carry on a conversation, feel your touch and be your true friend.

Ruined it right there
 
2010-01-09 08:40:25 AM
Can we install the previous model's memory chip?
 
2010-01-09 08:42:17 AM
Looks like my ex. Even has the mark on the neck where the guitar string cut in. Same choked out bug eyes. Mouth even poised in that gaping for air look. Body probably just as cold as she was on the 3rd night.

It's Creepy...

/reminds me I need to clean out the basement
 
2010-01-09 08:43:53 AM
snuff3r: Rain-Monkey: One hot & trashy:

Britney Spears is your best shot at "hot and trashy"???!

/hotlinkfailded


If someone said "quick...hot and trashy!" I'd probably think Spears or Hilton right off the top of my head, but Britney is way more appealing...so yeah, he's not far off.

/i'm sure if you obsess over it you can come up with better though
 
2010-01-09 08:44:06 AM
shiat!.... Women, marriage, wife nagging and alimony etc. have just become obsolete!!!

Hallelujah!!!
 
2010-01-09 08:44:16 AM
And nothing for the girls?

Maybe they could make a male model that takes the trash out, does laundry, and hands us a cold beer when we get home.
 
2010-01-09 08:44:33 AM
eddyatwork: When sexbots become easily affordable, humanity will go extinct.

FTFY
 
2010-01-09 08:46:00 AM
it would be nice to be able to turn the volume down. that feature alone may have saved my marriage.
 
2010-01-09 08:46:00 AM
Poppyale: And nothing for the girls?

Maybe they could make a male model that takes the trash out, does laundry, and hands us a cold beer when we get home.


Don't forget back and/or foot rubs.
 
2010-01-09 08:46:03 AM
but, the important question is, can it snoo snoo you to death?
 
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