We should look at the root cause of what made him whoever did this crime feel the need to poison innocent people and then focus on education, poverty, and racial discrimination within the community.

It would be rather amusing if the DNA cleared him as a suspect.

That headline was as obvious as a falling Advil.

Now if they can find the copycat who put cyanide in tubes of Preparation-H. He killed three assholes.

what?

/one please, window seat preferred

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: That headline was as obvious as a falling Advil.

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAOMGHAHAHAHAHAA H AHAHAHAHAHAOMGHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAA...

Paris1127: dletter: One 80s Chicago mystery solved.... one to go.... Link (new window)

You forget this 1981 installation:

Miro's Chicago
What the hell is it supposed to be?


JFK assassination.

Good. Once they solve the cases from the 80s they can move onto the 90s and finally find out if Glenn Beck did what he is rumored to have done in the summer of 1990

Quantum Apostrophe: It really boggles my mind that this guy has a WIFE and I can't even get a dinner date. Ladies, you'd rather marry a suspected serial killer than go out with a shy nerd ?????

Shhh! If you're not careful, you'll wind up with a TFette, and your "dinner date" will entail a firehose attached to a 55-gallon drum of turkey gravy. Bring a poncho.

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Thank you!

Try the veal, tip your waitress, etc.

Quantum Apostrophe: It really boggles my mind that this guy has a WIFE and I can't even get a dinner date. Ladies, you'd rather marry a suspected serial killer than go out with a shy nerd ?????

Ladies like bad boys. Try treating a girl like shiat, that always works...

Maybe they can now solve the Shotgun Man mystery.

Murdered 38 people in Chicago, many of them on the same street corner during broad daylight. When you're connected in Chicago, you are connected.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shotgun_Man

I kind of miss the capsules because I used to fill them with homemade gunpowder and make cool little bombs.

Article doesn't actually say what the tylenol killings were. I wasn't alive then. Stupid article.

Yes I could look it up on wikipedia in two seconds but why should I have to. The article could have been summed up in two sentences and forced people to look up what is going on other sites as well.

MicroE: Article doesn't actually say what the tylenol killings were. I wasn't alive then. Stupid article.

Yes I could look it up on wikipedia in two seconds but why should I have to. The article could have been summed up in two sentences and forced people to look up what is going on other sites as well.

It's pretty infamous. A man put poisin in a bunch of tylenol and killed random people. After that, Tylenol started using more tamper resistant seals.

They probably assumed you knew.

kinshane: We should look at the root cause of what made him whoever did this crime feel the need to poison innocent people and then focus on education, poverty, and racial discrimination within the community.

And clearly the best way to do that would be to set up an outsized political comission which has carte blanch to select contractors and advisors (friends and family, by odd coincidence) who can develop and run new social programs. It's all very complicated and expensive, of course, but that's what taxes are for, right?

At least that's how we deal with things here in Detroit. We're pretty sure it'll start working soon.

Lonely T

The Tylenol murders changed the way foods and medicines are packaged in the U.S., introducing tamper proof packages so consumers could be certain their products had not been contaminated.

EXCEPT.. if the product was contaminated by the manufacturer but we all know that could never happen.

Quantum Apostrophe: It really boggles my mind that this guy has a WIFE and I can't even get a dinner date. Ladies, you'd rather marry a suspected serial killer than go out with a shy nerd ?????

To be fair, he probably did actually ask her out... seems to be a "man of action" sort.

There was a precedent-setting court case as a spin-off from the murders. Young couple called back from honeymoon for relative's funeral. They're jet-lagged so they take some Tylenol. Of course, relative was dead due to tainted Tylenol, and they both died. Then, their families fought like animals over the estate. The legal question was whether or not to treat their deaths as 'simultaneous' for purposes of intestate distribution of the estate.

MicroE: Article doesn't actually say what the tylenol killings were. I wasn't alive then. Stupid article.

Yes I could look it up on wikipedia in two seconds but why should I have to. The article could have been summed up in two sentences and forced people to look up what is going on other sites as well.

The best way I can sum up your post is by sticking my tongue between my bottom lip and teeth, making a guttural grunting noise & trying to scratch my ears with my elbows.

If you find that the safety wrapper on Fark has been tampered with, don't use it..... Too late.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgLpGy6jq9A

What about the lady that was actually convicted of this & is serving life or was that a copy cat.

Quantum Apostrophe: It really boggles my mind that this guy has a WIFE and I can't even get a dinner date. Ladies, you'd rather marry a suspected serial killer than go out with a shy nerd ?????

Shy nerds are sexy. How you doing?

Phoenix_M: What about the lady that was actually convicted of this & is serving life or was that a copy cat.

Yeah--I thought some white trashy woman had been convicted of Tylenol tamperings to collect her husband's life insurance?

"Bring a poncho."

And some mashed potatoes....

When little JonBenet Ramsey was murdered, all the evidence pointed to the parents.

Now, ten years after, we find out there was DNA from a third party in the house, and didn't match any of the suspects.

I no longer trust ahnything I read in the papers,and I trust TV a lot less.

How was he in prison for 13 years and they couldn't get a DNA sample? Did he never brush his teeth? Put a fork in his mouth? I'd think inmates would be required to submit samples as part of their processing.

Quantum Apostrophe: It really boggles my mind that this guy has a WIFE and I can't even get a dinner date. Ladies, you'd rather marry a suspected serial killer than go out with a shy nerd ?????

As far as I can tell, yes. Anything for a little excitement.

Paris1127:
You forget this 1981 installation:

Miro's Chicago
What the hell is it supposed to be?

It's clearly a statue of your mom

Judge Blouse Bunnies: Quantum Apostrophe: It really boggles my mind that this guy has a WIFE and I can't even get a dinner date. Ladies, you'd rather marry a suspected serial killer than go out with a shy nerd ?????

Shy nerds are sexy. How you doing?

I'm fine, since he seems uninterested in saying anything.

/Snaked again, motherfarker.
//How does it feel?
///I know, it feels the same as every other time.

Seven deaths? That's nothing.

As it is, Tylenol (acetaminophen) kills hundreds of people each and every year. No tampering required.

What's this guy accused of? Poisoning the poison?

Farker T: Seven deaths? That's nothing.

As it is, Tylenol (acetaminophen) kills hundreds of people each and every year. No tampering required.

What's this guy accused of? Poisoning the poison?

Technically, almost everything is poison once you eat enough if it.

I do, however, think it's absurd that we have a War on Drugs in the name of public safety, yet we allow things that can easily cause liver failure to be sold OTC.

Just like the last Tylenol Killer headline, excellent use of the FOLLOWUP tag, Subby.

Never have I been so relivant on fark.

Dictatorial_Flair: Farker T: Seven deaths? That's nothing.

As it is, Tylenol (acetaminophen) kills hundreds of people each and every year. No tampering required.

What's this guy accused of? Poisoning the poison?

Technically, almost everything is poison once you eat enough if it.

I do, however, think it's absurd that we have a War on Drugs in the name of public safety, yet we allow things that can easily cause liver failure to be sold OTC.

Not to mention the thousands of others that are killed by other non-steroidal anti-inflammatories (internal bleeding), or the estimated 33,000 more that are killed by acid reflux/ulcer medication (new window) (pneumonia), and on and on...

Corporate greed + government corruption is bad medicine.

"What can you make of this Johnny?"

/oh wait
//checking IMDB, brb