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(Chicago Sun-Times) Amusing Man arrested for fondling himself at a Chicago Starbucks. Frap frap frap   (suntimes.com) divider line 105
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jonjr215 [TotalFark]
2010-01-08 03:09:08 PM
Great Headline! +1
 
Hiro Nakamura [TotalFark]
2010-01-08 03:12:00 PM
Gives a new meaning to "frothy head"
 
vernonFL [TotalFark]
2010-01-08 03:15:12 PM
I lol'd
 
Rev.K [TotalFark]
2010-01-08 03:15:22 PM
Extra whip!
 
SnakeLee [TotalFark]
2010-01-08 03:19:44 PM
Reginald Ray, 42, of 8154 S. Green St., was charged with two counts of public indecency and one count of possession of cannabis, all misdemeanors, according to police.

Ah, the ol' smoke n' whack
 
Hiro Nakamura [TotalFark]
2010-01-08 03:23:38 PM
SnakeLee: Ah, the ol' smoke n' whack

Also known as the "rip 'n' rub."
 
Rev.K [TotalFark]
2010-01-08 03:26:23 PM
Hiro Nakamura: SnakeLee: Ah, the ol' smoke n' whack

Also known as the "rip 'n' rub."

I prefer "toke n' tug".
 
ozone [TotalFark]
2010-01-08 03:45:33 PM
I'd like a semen-chai latte, extra froth.
 
ardere
2010-01-08 03:52:00 PM
I chortled. +1
 
thomps [TotalFark]
2010-01-08 04:06:15 PM
Ray was arrested at 1 p.m. Thursday, shortly after the incident at the Starbucks at 1229 N. Clyborn Ave. Ray was allegedly inside the establishment staring at woman and fondling himself, according to police.
One of the people who complained recoreded his alleged actions by cell phone video camera and put the material in a DVD, according to police.

who is the biggest pervert: the guy staring at women while masturbating or the guy filming the guy staring at women while masturbating?

/or the guy buying the dvd of the guy staring at women while masturbating?
 
Kiddo Young
2010-01-08 05:18:58 PM
I wonder if he was fondling a short, tall, grande or venti?
 
WhyteRaven74
2010-01-08 05:22:53 PM
Shockingly, this wasn't at the 24 hour location in Old Town.
 
thomps [TotalFark]
2010-01-08 05:29:45 PM
WhyteRaven74: Shockingly, this wasn't at the 24 hour location in Old Town.

i wonder if it's the same guy that took a dump in the middle of an old town mcdonalds a few years back.
 
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener [TotalFark]
2010-01-08 05:32:04 PM
See ya latte, dumbass.
 
fink
2010-01-08 05:34:37 PM
Bravo subby.
 
The Incredible Sexual Egg [TotalFark]
2010-01-08 05:35:50 PM
Rev.K: Hiro Nakamura: SnakeLee: Ah, the ol' smoke n' whack

Also known as the "rip 'n' rub."

I prefer "toke n' tug".

I like the "Jay and Spray"
 
San Francisco Values
2010-01-08 05:35:53 PM
i276.photobucket.com
 
Rufus Lee King
2010-01-08 05:37:35 PM
High voice: "Don't forget to bring a towel!"
 
ohdoublereally
2010-01-08 05:37:41 PM
It probably would have been ok, but the double shot was just too much.
 
quickdraw [TotalFark]
2010-01-08 05:38:09 PM
I lol'd subby.
 
akya
2010-01-08 05:38:29 PM
This reminds me of a coffee house i went to one time where they had an accurate chalk drawing of general Akbar saying "It's a Frappe!"

It was relevant to my interests.
 
LarryDan43
2010-01-08 05:38:50 PM
I accept that.
 
rp.
2010-01-08 05:39:27 PM
something something flavour shots
 
The All-Powerful Atheismo
2010-01-08 05:41:23 PM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: See ya latte, dumbass.

He's taking the espress train to the slammer
 
Psumek
2010-01-08 05:43:01 PM
wrong starbucks buddy

www.codinghorror.com
 
Ball Zitch
2010-01-08 05:43:06 PM
Well he was at a Starbuck's, so it's not like he was making it more unsanitary or anything.
 
AfroX
2010-01-08 05:43:08 PM
Anyone who has worked at a starbucks can tell you what the pre-made frap mix looks and smells like...
 
Quintessence
2010-01-08 05:44:01 PM
Kitwilly: Would you like cream with that?

I came for this.
So did he I guess.

/ewww
 
TommyDeuce
2010-01-08 05:45:05 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
Uncle Tractor
2010-01-08 05:45:28 PM
i560.photobucket.com
 
dalovindj
2010-01-08 05:45:32 PM
I'm picturing an asian guy with nerd glasses with tape around the middle, making 'ahh sooo' sounds while he drops a load. But that's just me.

Thanks, Subby.

/quality
 
TommyDeuce
2010-01-08 05:46:01 PM
(Shakes tiny fist at Psumek)
 
litespeed74
2010-01-08 05:47:21 PM
"Leave room for cream"
 
Kurmudgeon
2010-01-08 05:49:51 PM
Just be careful of the filling in the scones.
 
farkin_Gary
2010-01-08 05:50:35 PM
Is it just me, or have we recently experienced an inexplicable influx of AOL home page comment subbies over here?


/Don't really care, just noticing the degradation of AOL content quality. It's failing to entertain.

//Show me the money, Victor.
 
WhyteRaven74
2010-01-08 05:50:48 PM
akya: This reminds me of a coffee house i went to one time where they had an accurate chalk drawing of general Akbar saying "It's a Frappe!"

epicwinftw.com

/prolly not what you saw, same idea though
 
wraithmare
2010-01-08 05:51:22 PM
+1, would read headline again.
 
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener [TotalFark]
2010-01-08 05:52:17 PM
The All-Powerful Atheismo: He's taking the espress train to the slammer

Good riddance.

As if we need LECHErous dipshiats like him in society.
 
dude_man
2010-01-08 05:52:59 PM
Hey, has anyone made any references to the movie Idiocracy yet?
 
The All-Powerful Atheismo
2010-01-08 05:53:06 PM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: The All-Powerful Atheismo: He's taking the espress train to the slammer

Good riddance.

As if we need LECHErous dipshiats like him in society.

I didn't know other languages were allowed!!! I've been missing out!!!!!111
 
WhyteRaven74
2010-01-08 05:54:01 PM
farkin_Gary: degradation of AOL content quality

AOL content could degrade in quality? What is this, 1997?
 
The All-Powerful Atheismo
2010-01-08 05:54:05 PM
WhyteRaven74: akya: This reminds me of a coffee house i went to one time where they had an accurate chalk drawing of general Akbar saying "It's a Frappe!"



/prolly not what you saw, same idea though

Few things that are labeled "Epic Win" deserve the title of "Epic Win".

That, Sir, is an EPIC WIN!
 
mephisto6
2010-01-08 05:54:52 PM
They left out some details in this story. Did he pull out his schlong and start yanking it to his coffee-mate or was it an over the pants thing? Or did just he shove his hand down his pants? Maybe he had an itch or something!

[endif]
 
thomps [TotalFark]
2010-01-08 05:55:03 PM
dude_man: Hey, has anyone made any references to the movie Idiocracy yet?

i was going to but i'm trying to make a joke out of the fact that semen can look like cream. i'm sure there's a joke in there somewhere...
 
thomps [TotalFark]
2010-01-08 05:55:55 PM
mephisto6: They left out some details in this story. Did he pull out his schlong and start yanking it to his coffee-mate or was it an over the pants thing? Or did just he shove his hand down his pants? Maybe he had an itch or something!

[endif]

i'm sure the dvd is available for purchase if you're really that interested.
 
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener [TotalFark]
2010-01-08 05:56:46 PM
The All-Powerful Atheismo: I didn't know other languages were allowed!!! I've been missing out!!!!!111

No worries, it's just some dark wordplay.

You know... galãos humor.
 
optimistic_cynic [TotalFark]
2010-01-08 05:57:29 PM
I think he misheard the person in front of him ordering a double pump mocha.
 
thomps [TotalFark]
2010-01-08 05:57:41 PM
www.iconsoffright.com

well... did he come?
 
Latinwolf
2010-01-08 05:58:34 PM
Maybe he saw the original Starbucks logo and it turned him on?
www.deadprogrammer.com
It was the boobs and spread legs / tails.
 
saomai
2010-01-08 05:59:09 PM
I'll pass on the frapacino thanks.
 
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