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(Komo)   Bridge injures five in four seperate incidents in one day. Two plus two is still four   ( divider line
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49 clicks; posted to Main » on 07 Apr 2003 at 2:08 AM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-04-06 08:58:14 PM  
Chlorine for the gene pool anyone?
2003-04-06 09:29:28 PM  
Another reason not to move here, folks: KILLER BRIDGES.
2003-04-06 09:30:42 PM  
Who knew a seemingly harmless card game could wreak such havok...
2003-04-06 11:07:34 PM  
Card game? I thought someone was getting orthodontic work.
2003-04-06 11:20:37 PM  
Apparently our submitter is a math whiz but needs to return to spelling class... separate.
2003-04-07 12:01:15 AM  
I agree with KickahaOta There are too many Californians here to begin with. Please move back to California. They want you and your vote. Please leave and take our politicians with you. Thank you
2003-04-07 02:12:52 AM  
Who wants to play Waterfall?

Ok ok so I couldn't wait.
2003-04-07 02:13:39 AM  

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2003-04-07 02:14:22 AM  
Can we say Darwin awards for all? Well maybe not the first guy but definatly the rest!
2003-04-07 02:15:07 AM  
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2003-04-07 02:15:10 AM  
where was the mothman, no warning?
2003-04-07 02:17:26 AM  
that's why i stick to solitaire, safer.
(grunt if you get this.)
2003-04-07 02:17:36 AM  
Well, considering they were just injuries, not deaths, I'm not sure there will be Darwin Awards.
2003-04-07 02:20:59 AM  
Well, they didn't say the stats on the people in 2 cars so ya never know. But they can at least be nominated for the award can't they? OK, I need sleep before the kiddy wakes up, nite all!
2003-04-07 02:23:21 AM  
bridges are dangerous they should be outlawed.
2003-04-07 02:25:39 AM  
2003-04-07 02:26:34 AM  
Fall 20 feet onto rocks? OUCH!
2003-04-07 02:28:04 AM  
1 person injured in the first fall.
2 people injured in the 1st auto accident.
1 more person injured in a second auto accident.
1 more person injured from the fall.
5 people injured, 4 separate incidents
2003-04-07 02:36:00 AM  
Wow.....seen some interesting multiple incident things before....but not like that.

/walks off humming "where the sidewalk ends......"
2003-04-07 02:39:31 AM  
..."ultimately related" incidents != "separate incidents"
2003-04-07 02:40:07 AM  
this would be a good seinfeld epidode.
2003-04-07 02:42:23 AM  
what a stupid headline
2003-04-07 02:47:31 AM  
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2003-04-07 02:49:45 AM  
once again prooving the washington drivers are a pack of retards.
2003-04-07 02:50:24 AM  
wow the shiat hit the fan...
2003-04-07 02:50:43 AM  
speaking of bridges, i think Vince Neil should have stayed with Motley Crue and Tommy Lee should have been replaced by a Commodore 64 powered drum machine.

that is all.
2003-04-07 02:52:00 AM  
I think I played this game long ago, it was called Lemmings.
2003-04-07 02:55:41 AM  
my friend ran with scissors once, for almost a mile, and nothing happened.
he did have a minor stroke, but it was not related to the scissors. unless...
2003-04-07 03:03:44 AM  
Welcome to Washington, home of the ROP.

Retards On Patrol.
2003-04-07 03:08:48 AM  
the Lemmings are opening for Motley Crue on this summer's Puss-Fest coming to a football stadium near you
2003-04-07 03:45:58 AM  
jerry:"that bridge is uncrossable" george: "uncrossable?" jerry: motions arm "uncrossable!"
2003-04-07 04:12:44 AM  
Mr. California called it.

Whoever wrote the headline is a farktard.
2003-04-07 04:18:20 AM  
This city better hope these guys don't sue. Two guys falling off the same part of the bridge within an hour of ewachother is pretty clear indication that whatever the hell they've got there to warn people off from alking along that side of the bridge isn't a very clear indicator that there's no path there.
2003-04-07 04:22:29 AM  
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2003-04-07 04:35:37 AM  
But how can we be sure that 2+2=4... couldn't it equal 5? If you believe it equals 5 and I believe it equals 5 could it possible believe it equals 5?

2003-04-07 05:32:59 AM  
SEPARATE! not seperate!!!
2003-04-07 06:11:49 AM  
The guy in the first wreck was likely turning up "Bridge Over Troubled Water" and thus was oblivious to the danger ahead.
2003-04-07 06:36:40 AM  
A nice, strong test of passing grammar school is the ability to spell separate. You fail.
2003-04-07 08:11:09 AM  
the first and last guys must not have known the air speed velocity of an unlaiden sparrow.
2003-04-07 08:38:05 AM  
African or European Swallow?
2003-04-07 08:41:53 AM  
Wait, so you're walking on a sidewalk and then it just suddenly ends? what kind of bridge is that?

Sounds more like a cliff to me...
2003-04-07 08:58:06 AM  
LOL! I would've killed to see that!
2003-04-07 10:27:10 AM  
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Funny shiat!
2003-04-07 10:40:09 AM  
However, he apparently also didn't notice the metal bars that prevent pedestrian traffic along the east side of the bridge

What kind of bridge design is this?
2003-04-07 10:42:00 AM  
No, 2 + 2 = 5.

2003-04-07 11:32:37 AM  
speaking of where the sidewalk ends....

shel silverstein wrote "where the sidewalk ends" AND he also wrote the song "a boy named sue" as sung by the man, johnny cash.

...ummm... also...i hear that johnny cash doesn't like bridges.
2003-04-07 12:09:08 PM  
How is it that this article didn't get a "Hilarity ensues." on the tagline anyway? This is my kind of hilarity!
2003-04-07 12:15:47 PM  
Ah, Fghfgh, you beat me to it. Just downloaded the entire album last week and have been listening to it nonstop. Good stuff!

Also, let's not forget Chris Rock's nephew who thinks 2+2 equals "Jello". Hee.
2003-04-07 12:23:00 PM  
That's the problem with Blackwood. Sometimes five no-trump is just five no-trump.
2003-04-07 12:26:12 PM  
Uh, actually, maybe MrCalifornia and Superjoe should read the article again, as the math is very simple, but apparently your reading comprehension skills aren't up to par.

1 person injured in the 1st fall.
2 people injured in the 1st auto accident.
0 people injured in the 2nd auto accident.
1 person injured in the 2nd fall.
4 people injured, 4 separate incidents
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