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(Salt Lake Tribune)   85 people get sick from salmonella linked to pet frogs. Fortunately none of them croaked   (sltrib.com) divider line 38
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2010-01-07 07:18:36 PM
It's revenge for breaking George's record score.
 
2010-01-07 07:24:08 PM
Oh crap, I have a pet frog. I guess that might make me go... crap. I can't get rid of Popcorn though -- I'd miss him too much. The little guy croaks at me every night when he gets horny.
 
2010-01-07 07:37:34 PM
desertmouse: Oh crap, I have a pet frog. I guess that might make me go... crap. I can't get rid of Popcorn though -- I'd miss him too much. The little guy croaks at me every night when he gets horny.

Damn...you just reminded me of this kid in the 3rd grade that used to lick everything...including his own nose.
I'm betting that one part why the 4th grade girls liked him so much.
 
2010-01-07 08:20:02 PM
jehovahs witness protection: desertmouse: Oh crap, I have a pet frog. I guess that might make me go... crap. I can't get rid of Popcorn though -- I'd miss him too much. The little guy croaks at me every night when he gets horny.

Damn...you just reminded me of this kid in the 3rd grade that used to lick everything...including his own nose.
I'm betting that one part why the 4th grade girls liked him so much.



I can assure you that Popcorn never leaves the bowl.
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2010-01-07 08:37:50 PM
desertmouse: jehovahs witness protection: desertmouse: Oh crap, I have a pet frog. I guess that might make me go... crap. I can't get rid of Popcorn though -- I'd miss him too much. The little guy croaks at me every night when he gets horny.

Damn...you just reminded me of this kid in the 3rd grade that used to lick everything...including his own nose.
I'm betting that one part why the 4th grade girls liked him so much.


I can assure you that Popcorn never leaves the bowl.


p[ro tip: Chickens don't swim like ducks
 
2010-01-07 11:48:27 PM
The victims are feeling pretty green.
 
2010-01-07 11:53:54 PM
Were they all the firstborn?
 
2010-01-07 11:55:58 PM
Tibby the Turtle knows all about this, that fella.

/even though Tibby gave the whole family salmonella
 
2010-01-07 11:56:31 PM
"We use only the finest baby frogs, dew-picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in finest-quality spring water, lightly killed, and then sealed in a succulent Swiss quintuple smooth treble cream milk chocolate envelope and lovingly frosted with glucose."

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2010-01-07 11:58:27 PM
jehovahs witness protection: It's revenge for breaking George's record score.

yourseosucks.com
 
2010-01-08 12:01:02 AM
Cheese-eating surrender monkeys.
 
2010-01-08 12:02:46 AM
Mmmmm...frogs

i93.photobucket.com
 
2010-01-08 12:02:50 AM
Do salmon get humanella?
 
2010-01-08 12:03:55 AM
Wrong_Intentions: You forgetting four key letters there, man?

You See The Frog
http://tinyurl.com/yexd7da
(copy and paste, NSFW)
 
2010-01-08 12:04:24 AM
reason.com

/oblig
//took long enough
 
2010-01-08 12:09:10 AM
calbert: /oblig
//took long enough


Family guy != oblig
Family guy = suck
 
2010-01-08 12:13:18 AM
img709.imageshack.us
 
2010-01-08 12:14:12 AM
pet frogs? better than a tantula I spose, only cause I can spell frog even when drunk.
 
2010-01-08 12:22:49 AM
Rabid! Rabid! Rabid!


sorry. That was horrible.
 
2010-01-08 12:28:34 AM
www.sarahm.com

Croak
 
2010-01-08 12:37:51 AM
desertmouse: Oh crap, I have a pet frog. I guess that might make me go... crap. I can't get rid of Popcorn though -- I'd miss him too much. The little guy croaks at me every night when he gets horny.

Well, it's not like he'll spontaneously develop salmonella. Though, am I the only one who thinks it's creepy how you'd miss his horny croaks?
 
2010-01-08 12:52:15 AM
one sickened Utahn won the frog at a carnival

An animal used as prize at a carnival gets a kid sick, well there's a shocker.
 
2010-01-08 01:10:26 AM
preparetoenteraworldofpain.com
 
2010-01-08 01:16:14 AM
i28.photobucket.com
 
2010-01-08 01:23:41 AM
platedlizard: An animal used as prize at a carnival gets a kid sick, well there's a shocker.

Maybe the frogs are getting blamed for disease spread by carnies.
 
2010-01-08 01:45:35 AM

Maybe it was his fault.

img96.imageshack.us
 
2010-01-08 02:03:09 AM
Hi, frog. You have long springy green legs. That's really great. I'll bet you like to jump really far. I produce "Entourage". Say hello to your mother for me.
 
2010-01-08 02:14:58 AM
www.wayodd.com
 
2010-01-08 02:18:53 AM
Is Lady Gaga Japanese. I think she must be Japanese.

www.whyfame.com
 
2010-01-08 02:52:16 AM
That'll teach em to try that "French Quisine".
 
2010-01-08 04:32:32 AM
Lick a frog, go to prison..

www.weirdworm.com
 
2010-01-08 05:29:59 AM
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!
 
2010-01-08 07:39:42 AM
Early candidate for 2010's headline of the year.
 
2010-01-08 08:32:56 AM
 
2010-01-08 09:24:24 AM
desertmouse: Oh crap, I have a pet frog. I guess that might make me go... crap. I can't get rid of Popcorn though -- I'd miss him too much. The little guy croaks at me every night when he gets horny.

Please tell me this doesn't turn into a spontaneous game of Leap Frog.
 
2010-01-08 09:38:47 AM
So, wouldn't that make the frogs defective? I mean I would probably want my money back if I got a frog that didn't croak.
 
2010-01-08 10:32:06 AM
Booooo!
 
2010-01-08 05:41:20 PM
I swear I've seen this story on Fark at least a couple of times by now.
 
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