Thotela added that if their nagging parents did not expect them home early, they would stay in the place until the wee hours of the morning.

Dang, they're in college, but they still are thethered to their parents? (Don't mind the spelling, I have the flu :P)

Yes, let's take all the wanna-be-educated people and make it simple and enjoyable for them to acquire a terminal illness in a country where 20% of the adults already have HIV. A toast to the future!

What I Learned From This Article
By Homer Samson

Even after the price of the blood test for your potential whore, an afternoon with a prostitute in South Africa is STILL cheaper than a crack whore in Iowa.

Go to prostitutes where it is legal and regualted. By making it illegal, it causes far more problems than it solves. It just puts the practice into the hands of criminals to use women instead of them controlling themselves.

Apparent Nuisance
Don't fool yourself. College girls often are prostitutes, even if they don't all themselves that.

Perhaps the greatest myth of American Universities is how much sex takes place in them. Now I'm not saying no one in college actually has sex, but thanks to pop-culture, people have the perception that the sex scene in colleges are like Greek orgies.

HomerSamson113

We have crack whores in Iowa? Other than in Cedar Rapids, Quad Cities, and Omaha?

people have the perception that the sex scene in colleges are like Greek orgies.

You mean they aren't? No wonder I haven't found any massive orgies in the four years I've been here.

You are right though, the amount of sex that actually goes on around here is vastly overestimated.

Legalize it.

And drugs.

Land of the free my ass.

I don't at all mean that every girl in college is in orgies. What I mean is that many of them do dance at strip clubs, and also work as hookers. I am aware this is nowhere NEAR a majority, even if you include pseudo-hookers.

My point wasn't that everyone on a campus is running wild, but if someone thinks their child is going to go to a uni and never see this sort of thing, they may be disappointed. Whether or not they are actually going to (gasp) actually have premarital sex can't be determined by statistics.

If you are so damned opposed to your daughter getting farked before she gets a ring, find some chump to marry her as soon as it is legal where you live. Let's assume 18. Tell your daughter from the moment she is born that she will wait until you find someone you want her to marry, and then do it. That is what is best for her anyway.

If you can't get laid in college, you don't ever deserve to get laid.

My point wasn't that everyone on a campus is running wild, but if someone thinks their child is going to go to a uni and never see this sort of thing, they may be disappointed. Whether or not they are actually going to (gasp) actually have premarital sex can't be determined by statistics.

Ok, but I think parents would actually be more shocked about how much drinking goes on in college as opposed to sex.

If you can't get laid in college, you don't ever deserve to get laid.

That could so easily be interpreted as raping a girl.

Am I the only one who got any action in college?

Oh, I'm a chick, nevermind...

This sounds more like an ad than an article

If you can't get laid in college, you don't ever deserve to get laid.

That could so easily be interpreted as raping a girl.

You are SO reactionary to a joke that you are responding to jokes.

I've been thinking about getting my masters.
This may be the spark of inspiration I'm looking for.

04-06-03 08:25:06 PM Sock_Monkee
"Thabo Mofeti and Pule Thotela (not their real names), are regular patrons of the hotel."
We're not in Kansas anymore.


Thank you Sock Monkee, that's the funniest god damn thing i've heard all week.

Seriously if you can't get some stink on your hangdown in college you should jump in a woodchipper. I was a fat slob in college and got plenty of high quality ass. When I lost the weight after college I got even more. Save the hooker money, stop spending money on McDonalds, buy treadmill/gym membership/running shoes, and no more lonely pee pee.

Crazy, crazy South Africa. I especially like the line where the students say that they can't stay late because of their parents nagging... luckily those parents don't seem to mind their kids having sex with women who are probably infected with loads of nasty things.

I think if the students/prostitutes and such are of European decent (read: white Dutch/English) then I don't think HIV is nearly as common. South Africa has a large [14%] white population left over from the Boer days, and I think they form most of the middle-upper class in the country..and since this is a university we are talking about....

Hey, Grad School Farkers,

If you had to guess a percent of your female counterparts that strip to put themselves through school, what percent would you guess. It's a weird question, I know, but I'm curious; I'm anticipating a low percentage.

I think if the students/prostitutes and such are of European decent (read: white Dutch/English) then I don't think HIV is nearly as common. South Africa has a large [14%] white population left over from the Boer days, and I think they form most of the middle-upper class in the country..and since this is a university we are talking about....

I still wouldn't put my dick into anything South African.

Hey, Grad School Farkers,

If you had to guess a percent of your female counterparts that strip to put themselves through school, what percent would you guess. It's a weird question, I know, but I'm curious; I'm anticipating a low percentage.

Just remember how large grad schools are - it's going to be a very small %. Also, considering how much an education costs, can you even make enough stripping while leaving time to go to class and study to cover the interest on student loans? The instances I've heard of people stripping for college money, the money was not going towards tuition, but something along the lines of rent, a new car or summer vacation.

And once again, South Africa is on the cutting edge of world morality. But hey, I'm a poor college student AND I'm horny as a motherfarker, so i give it the ol' thumbs up!

Aside from the AIDS thing, at least you know the prostitutes are hot and it would be almost worth risking certain death:

"I am hot, you know, and guys love it," said Blondie

A South African prostitute....hmmm...let me just ponder this one for a second or two...Ok...here's my answer...why don't you go down town, buy a gun and shoot yourself in the head. This way, you will save yourself (and probably others) with dying a slow awful death to AIDS.

uh, it might just be me, but all i get are ads. no article

04-06-03 09:34:59 PM Thornhill
Apparent Nuisance
people have the perception that the sex scene in colleges are like Greek orgies.

Except Greek orgies were less likely to involve any b00bies...

Thornhill

First, that is a GREAT login/picture.

Thanks

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