Where's Werner Herzog during all of this?

It won't be so irrational when the carcass washes up and starts to rot.

Credible loch ness monster sightings?

FTFA:

"Ten years ago we had a lot of good sightings, but in the last two or three years, they have tailed off."

Also dead - god, bigfoot.

Arlian: Credible loch ness monster sightings?

This.
Oxymoron?

Arlian: Credible loch ness monster sightings?

That's one of them there oxycontins, like jumbo shrimp.

"Last week, Japanese scientists explaced... placed explosive detonators at the bottom of Lake Loch Ness to blow Nessie out of the water.
"Sir Cort Godfrey of the Nessie Alliance summoned the help of Scotland's local wizards to cast a protective spell over the lake and its local residents and all those who seek for the peaceful existence of our underwater ally."

They better find him soon. biatch owes me tree fiddy.

/and then that loch ness monstah jumped out of the coffin!
//You know what he wanted?
///...tree fitty.

Who did nessie eat this time?

Streetlight.

Vash's Apprentice: How exactly do you kill a log?

Awwwww I was going to post this as soon as I saw the article. Well....congrats to you.

Anyone who claims to have seen the Loch Ness Monster is either insane or trolling IRL.

I hope he died, I had him next in the pool!

gorgor: whut?
http://tinyurl.com/y8pvyk4
(copy and paste, NSFW)

I'm not totally sure what to make of that. It's not grotesque, just weird.

gorgor: whut?
http://tinyurl.com/y8pvyk4
(copy and paste, NSFW)

I need eye bleach!

Still alive.

ankmcfly: I hope he died, I had him next in the pool!

I hope it was a big pool because that monster is really big.

gorgor: whut?
http://tinyurl.com/y8pvyk4
(copy and paste, NSFW)

Should I be aroused by that? Or grossed out? Someone tell me. Is that pic like a Rorschach test?

Can I borrow, oh, 'bout tree-fiddy?

pgh_navigator: Still alive.


First looping rollercoaster I ever rode!

/Cool story

Loch Ness Monster? HAHAHAHA!!! That's crazy. Who would believe in something you've never seen before!!!! Oh well I got to go church now....

GimpyNip: According to this poll 41% of literate people believe in monsters. (new window)

A grizzly bear or a polar bear are monsters. So is a giant squid. Etc... Most people believe that these monsters exist, and they are right. This is well over 41% of literate people. (Some people mistakenly believe that the bears aren't monsters, but are primarily cute. These people are called dinner, and are not included in the statistics.)

OTOH, Nessie, dragons (non-komodo sorts), and many other monsters are fantasies, and do not exist. Please be more precise in your snark. Thank you.

DubyaHater, just do like everyone else, smile and nod.
/learned not to `click` Gorgor links a long time ago..
//what was seen cannot be unseen...

pgh_navigator: Still alive.

Nice! Can't believe that farker is 30 years old. Rode it with my brother about two dozen times when we were kids. One time his shoulder harness thingy didn't lock. He could still totally lift it up and we tried to notify someone as the train pulled out of the station. He made it though.

/cool story bro'

if folks believe a guy named jesus came back to life, why is it any less reasonable that nessie is dead?

Official Loch Ness Monster Fan Club

What's up with that? Doesn't an official fan club have to endorsed by the object of adoration?

In response to those who think Nessie couldn't have existed because she'd not have anything to eat, let me just remind you that those big foots aren't just walking around aimlessly. they are gathering food for Nessie. or were.

Bigfoots are all dead too. It's because they wouldn't add them to the endangered species list. And now it's too late.

RIP special NESS

/obscure?
//hot like multi-purpose shapes

pgh_navigator: Still alive.

I was worried that it was being dismantled when I read the headline.

To paraphrase Archie;

I don't believe in monsters and if you had known as many as I have, you would not believe in them either.

Wait , did you say Tessie?

Woman if'n you'd quit given him my goll darn money maybe he'd quit askin!

sweddjen: if folks believe a guy named jesus came back to life, why is it any less reasonable that nessie is dead?

Monster of God? seriously???

AmericanGrizzly: gorgor: whut?
http://tinyurl.com/y8pvyk4
(copy and paste, NSFW)

I need eye bleach!

Really? You need eyebleach for the hot naked titties, vag and bunghole? Are you inferring there was something else in that picture?

burgle23: AmericanGrizzly: gorgor: whut?
http://tinyurl.com/y8pvyk4
(copy and paste, NSFW)

I need eye bleach!

Really? You need eyebleach for the hot naked titties, vag and bunghole? Are you inferring there was something else in that picture?

*looks at login* Wha....?
*checks profile* Ohhh....

gorgor: whut?
http://tinyurl.com/y8pvyk4
(copy and paste, NSFW)

old school like they did in 3 million BC?

Until you show me a body I'll continue to believe Nessie lives!

gorgor: whut?
http://tinyurl.com/y8pvyk4
(copy and paste, NSFW)

How the fark do you find these things?! Still, nice work on the Abby Scuitto titties a few weeks back. You, you've earned this:

(And just so this doesn't seem like some sort of gay man-crush thing, I am working on ones for some other Farkers.)