This is like the old "Mel Gibson explains his anti-semitic tirade; turn out he's just an anti-semite," right?

So now it's a bad thing to throw back a few and get all goofy?

beerrun: So now it's a bad thing to throw back a few and get all goofy?

no but she's like that a lot. She has Paula Abdul syndrome.

Obvious drunken Mariah was drunk.

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I'll bite.



I'd hit that. Hard. Repeatedly. In every possible position. Etc.

While I would have given some respect to her if she had said "I had too much to drink while celebrating, who hasn't?" She doesn't seem to pull too many excuses. 1) peer pressure and 2) little to eat before.

Never tries to deny she was of legal age enjoying a libation or three. good on her.

"I want to set the record straight. I thought that the cop was a prostitute."

I need to find myself in close proximity of a drunk Mariah Carey.

/so hot

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Yes I would.

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"We had splashes of champagne, and I love Lee but he's a bad influence," the singer said and laughed."


"Not so fast, Mariah," said Encyclopedia Brown. I think you'd better come completely clean.

What made him so suspicious? Turn to page 152 for the solution to the Case of the Drunken Fap Idol.

Honestly, I kinda have to respect her for admitting as a celeb that she was s--t-faced, rather than blaming her public looniness on "exhaustion" or "mixed up dose of prescribed medicine."

/But why couldn't this have happened back when pussy-flashing was all the rage amongst misbehaving celebrities?

We're talking about a woman who was carrying a glass of wine while she waded into the ocean in a bikini showing off her new saline ta-tas.

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So far, everyone has gotten straight to the point.

zarberg: We're talking about a woman who was carrying a glass of wine while she waded into the ocean in a bikini showing off her new saline ta-tas.

Um, new? Have you ever seen a picture of her where they weren't that size?

zarberg
We're talking about a woman who was carrying a glass of wine while she waded into the ocean in a bikini showing off her new saline ta-tas.

I'm failing to see a problem with that photo. In fact I'd say she's looking more and more like the ideal woman. MOAR.

Broom: Um, new? Have you ever seen a picture of her where they weren't that size?

pheed: I'm failing to see a problem with that photo. In fact I'd say she's looking more and more like the ideal woman. MOAR.

Hey now, I didn't say it like it was a bad thing! I remember when her first album came out - I was 14 and bought it for the cover picture alone. I think I destroyed the liner notes of that CD from fapping to it too much.

I can so relate, I hate it when I have only a few splashes of champagne to drink and I go all stupid drunk...

/hot like honey

Is it possible to hit that so hard that you knock all the crazy out? Or is there not enough energy in the Universe to do so?

Her hotness falls short by a wide margin on the Crazy/Hot scale.

Remember when she was all full of promise, sorta classy, and a much better kind of hot?
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MBA Whore: Is it possible to hit that so hard that you knock all the crazy out? Or is there not enough energy in the Universe to do so?

I'd be willing to put your theory to the test.

don't know about the able part, though.

zarberg: I'm not the only one wondering why they seem to have changed size.

Nor would you be the only one wondering when they'll come clean about filming the moon landing on a set. Your point?

LessO2: Your bandeau picture is fairly ancient, and despite the fact that bandeaus flatten breasts, thereby tending to make them look smaller, she's still pretty chesty in it. I think your pic supports my case.

Granted, they are pretty damn huge for such a small belly - but I'm not claiming she didn't have lipo. Just, I'm not sure the tits are fake. Might be, but it's hardly an egregious change.

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I'm sure Paula Abdul is getting a kick out of these replies...

Net Worth:

225 Million
225 Million
225 Million

Crazy like zee fox

/and also a fox

She was very good in Precious, and I had no idea it was her. Now I have to see the movie again.

You Die!: I'm sure Paula Abdul is getting a kick out of these replies...

I'd hit her harder.

PC LOAD LETTER: Elvis Da King: You Die!: I'm sure Paula Abdul is getting a kick out of these replies...

I'd hit her harder.

Or at the same time.

I bow to a true Master. I hear Paula and the blood rushes from my brain.

/Something about her.

//Can't quite put my finger on it.

//Too many bodyguards.

I too am drunk righht now3 qadn am really getgtign a kick out of some fo theses replies

zarberg: We're talking about a woman who was carrying a glass of wine while she waded into the ocean in a bikini showing off her new saline ta-tas.

News flash: When women gain wait, sometimes their boobs get bigger. Anyone who can look at that picture and think that a woman with $225m at her disposal PAID for tits that look like that is either a) thick, b) has very little experience with breasts in real live, or more likely c) both.

call me crazy, but I wouldn't hit it.

Third_Uncle_Eno: call me crazy, but I wouldn't hit it.

You're crazy.

/You're welcome.

100 Watt Walrus: zarberg: We're talking about a woman who was carrying a glass of wine while she waded into the ocean in a bikini showing off her new saline ta-tas.

News flash: When women gain wait, sometimes their boobs get bigger. Anyone who can look at that picture and think that a woman with $225m at her disposal PAID for tits that look like that is either a) thick, b) has very little experience with breasts in real live, or more likely c) both.

This.

I have always had bigger boobies. When I was in Iraq, sweating my buns off and walking around all the time, drinking only "water" (it came in unlabeled one liter bottles... I have no clue wtf it really was...) my boobies went way far away.

well. they shrank to a regular C.

When women gain weight, boobies get bigger.

Yay!