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veedeevadeevoodee [TotalFark]
2010-01-07 01:31:30 PM
www.funnydogsite.comwww.funnydogsite.com
 
Tresser
2010-01-07 01:42:01 PM
Neither of the girls carried a weapon,


Dear bank tellers,

pussies.

signed,

me


also, is this bank like the last farking bank in the world to not have the tellers behind bullet resistant glass? get with the times people
 
NewportBarGuy [TotalFark]
2010-01-07 01:42:51 PM
She's a Trap?
 
Sybarite [TotalFark]
2010-01-07 02:42:34 PM
Tresser:
also, is this bank like the last farking bank in the world to not have the tellers behind bullet resistant glass? get with the times people


The times? Check out the bank sign at the start of the video. I'm pretty sure that hasn't been changed since 1983.
 
The_Sponge [TotalFark]
2010-01-07 04:03:24 PM
Tresser: Neither of the girls carried a weapon,


Dear bank tellers,

pussies.

signed,

me


also, is this bank like the last farking bank in the world to not have the tellers behind bullet resistant glass? get with the times people


I've never worked in a bank, but maybe the tellers are told to hand over the money no matter what. So maybe it wasn't wussing out, maybe it was "I'm saving my job by following the manual".

However, if they're not trained to do that, tell them to fark off unless there is a weapon, or the note says that she has a weapon.

Bullet proof class? My credit union doesn't have it, either. So what?

/Once went to a Taco Bell that had bullet-proof glass.
 
Psumek
2010-01-07 04:51:08 PM
So basically they walked in a bank, with no weapons or anything, said "Give me money" and that worked? I should try this.
 
MarvelMe
2010-01-07 04:51:52 PM
Where else were they supposed to get the money to download the "Party in the USA" Ringtone?
 
durbnpoisn
2010-01-07 04:52:19 PM
Tresser: Neither of the girls carried a weapon,

also, is this bank like the last farking bank in the world to not have the tellers behind bullet resistant glass? get with the times people


Here in NJ, almost none of the banks have bullet proof glass. I think I've only seen that in one bank...
 
Observatory
2010-01-07 04:53:02 PM
Couple of tweens rob a bank....and get away with it?

i5.photobucket.com
 
sboyle1020
2010-01-07 04:53:19 PM
Tresser: also, is this bank like the last farking bank in the world to not have the tellers behind bullet resistant glass? get with the times people

I've never been to a single bank that had bullet-proof glass. Where do you live?
 
pedrop357
2010-01-07 04:53:23 PM
Sounds like they both need spankings...
 
tarheel07
2010-01-07 04:53:43 PM
It's official. There is no hope for womankind.
 
sboyle1020
2010-01-07 04:54:07 PM
pedrop357: Sounds like they both need spankings...

Well neither of them have father figures.

/Sorry
 
drongozone
2010-01-07 04:54:31 PM
Linguistic aberration know as "Cop Mandarin" FTA:
"The girls were last seen fleeing in a easterly direction from the bank."

"Easterly direction," my eye.
 
MBooda
2010-01-07 04:55:34 PM
www.inthri.com
 
Psumek
2010-01-07 04:56:07 PM
pedrop357: Sounds like they both need spankings...

static.tvguide.com
 
GoodyearPimp
2010-01-07 04:58:39 PM
drongozone: Linguistic aberration know as "Cop Mandarin" FTA:
"The girls were last seen fleeing in a easterly direction from the bank."

"Easterly direction," my eye.

The subjects were hatless. I repeat, hatless.
 
nugatory2 [TotalFark]
2010-01-07 04:58:42 PM
i49.photobucket.com
 
Thresher
2010-01-07 04:59:16 PM
police dragnet that included a helicopter and dogs.
That's a funny looking net!
 
justanotherfarkinfarker
2010-01-07 04:59:20 PM
Many banks pulled down the glass that had them... there are still some in shiaty sections of cities. Anyway, you are told to hand over the money. I just don't know if I could do it with this stick-up. I would laugh. Then get shot by a little girl. Then laugh while bleeding out.
 
dr_lamph
2010-01-07 05:00:37 PM
FTA: The baby faced bank robbers...entered the 1st National Bank in Symmes Township, "walked up to the bank teller, and gave the teller a note demanding money"

I really want to know what the note said. What caused the teller to hand over money to a couple of kids with no weapon?

/ "Hai we can haz $ plz? LOL!!"
 
AbbeySomeone [TotalFark]
2010-01-07 05:00:50 PM
Jamming out subby?
 
Rickenbacker
2010-01-07 05:00:54 PM
The_Sponge:
I've never worked in a bank, but maybe the tellers are told to hand over the money no matter what. So maybe it wasn't wussing out, maybe it was "I'm saving my job by following the manual".


This. Wife's a banker. They pretty much are told to hand it over, weapon or not. I think I'd ask to see the damn weapon first.
 
SkittleBrau
2010-01-07 05:01:31 PM
Based on numerous reports from local news, I'm thinking their musical tastes probably run more to 50 Cent than Hannah Montana.

/right behind this bank is Section 8 housing
//connect the dots
///it's not that hard
 
chaddsfarkprefect
2010-01-07 05:01:48 PM
When reporting on an at large suspect, do they not mention race anymore?
 
Maechyll
2010-01-07 05:01:57 PM
I would like to jamming out to Hannah Montana .

/with my penis
//in her bu'ho'.
 
ArcadianRefugee
2010-01-07 05:02:18 PM
The baby faced bank robbers

That's one tough baby.
 
sboyle1020
2010-01-07 05:03:14 PM
chaddsfarkprefect: When reporting on an at large suspect, do they not mention race anymore?

Guess.
 
NightOwl2255
2010-01-07 05:03:33 PM
Two teenage (or younger) girls walk into a bank and ask for money. The bank hands over the money and then pulls out the VHS tape to give to the police. The police should tell the bank you're SOL. If the bank doesn't care anymore than that about its money, the cops shouldn't either.
 
fraumueller
2010-01-07 05:04:12 PM
Don't these tellers have the dye packs in the drawers? Disguised to look like money? I thought that was standard operating procedure in banks these days.
 
Ball Zitch
2010-01-07 05:05:28 PM
chaddsfarkprefect: When reporting on an at large suspect, do they not mention race anymore?

They did, but it was hard to catch. It's in the video, and they pan across the wanted posters, revealing that the suspects are indeed black. So a couple of black people robbed a bank. How is this news? Oh they're young girls! It won't be long before they're caught. Broads can't keep their mouths shut.
 
pwhp_67
2010-01-07 05:08:07 PM
NightOwl2255: If the bank doesn't care anymore than that about its money, the cops shouldn't either.


What a defense these two could have. It was supposed to be a joke. We really didn't think we'd get a dime...
 
LarryDan43 [TotalFark]
2010-01-07 05:09:04 PM
fraumueller: Don't these tellers have the dye packs in the drawers? Disguised to look like money? I thought that was standard operating procedure in banks these days.

These days they drop in GPS devices.

Link (new window)
 
someguy945
2010-01-07 05:09:53 PM
FTA: The older girl is described as 5 foot 4 to 5 foot 5 with a "heavy build" and was seen wearing blue jeans, a black knit cap and a dark blue hooded sweatshirt. The 12-year-old suspect is described as 5 foot to 5 foot 2, with a "thin build" wearing blue jeans, baseball cap and dark blue hooded sweatshirt.

Why exaggerate, subby? The actual details are sufficiently entertaining.
 
skaetur
2010-01-07 05:11:00 PM
clothesmonaut.files.wordpress.com
/seriously?
 
The_Sponge [TotalFark]
2010-01-07 05:11:22 PM
Ball Zitch: They did, but it was hard to catch. It's in the video, and they pan across the wanted posters, revealing that the suspects are indeed black. So a couple of black people robbed a bank. How is this news? Oh they're young girls! It won't be long before they're caught. Broads can't keep their mouths shut.


I hope they did their homework and watched "Goodfellas". You NEVER go on a spending spree after a heist.


Rickenbacker: This. Wife's a banker. They pretty much are told to hand it over, weapon or not. I think I'd ask to see the damn weapon first.


I think bank managers should be armed with shotguns like in "The Dark Knight". :-) (Not that it helped.)
 
Vacation Bible School
2010-01-07 05:12:36 PM
www.daemonsmovies.com
i thought she was a good guy?
 
2wolves [TotalFark]
2010-01-07 05:13:05 PM
chaddsfarkprefect: When reporting on an at large suspect, do they not mention race anymore?

Why? Are you going to jump into your Prefectomobile and chase them down?
 
silent tom
2010-01-07 05:13:06 PM
i wonder if they signed it with x's and o's. maybe dotted their i's with hearts...
 
queezyweezel [TotalFark]
2010-01-07 05:14:52 PM
Tresser: Neither of the girls carried a weapon,


Dear bank tellers,

pussies.

signed,

me


also, is this bank like the last farking bank in the world to not have the tellers behind bullet resistant glass? get with the times people

I've never seen bullet proof glass in any of the banks I've ever been to. In Missouri, Colorado, Wyoming, or Montana. Do you live in Detroit?
 
Leeds
2010-01-07 05:15:08 PM
How do they know that the younger one is exactly 12 years old?

Sounds like they know who she is, yet they are searching everywhere for her. Why not look at her house?
 
Disgruntled
2010-01-07 05:16:04 PM
Meh, it's been done . before and better
 
Rohasman
2010-01-07 05:16:07 PM
sboyle1020: chaddsfarkprefect: When reporting on an at large suspect, do they not mention race anymore?

Guess.

White? RTFA: Whadda ya know? I'm right.
 
pwhp_67
2010-01-07 05:17:09 PM
queezyweezel: Do you live in Detroit?


They have them in Tucson. Even in the nicer parts...
 
LonghornJ
2010-01-07 05:19:52 PM
Put your hands up

You're fillin' my bag

Your deposits fly away

Robbin' your bank like yeah

Runnin' with loot like yeah
 
Rohasman
2010-01-07 05:20:54 PM
Rohasman: sboyle1020: chaddsfarkprefect: When reporting on an at large suspect, do they not mention race anymore?

Guess.

White? RTFA: Whadda ya know? I'm right.

Wait... wait... that's not a big patch of blond hair in the pic. That's a hood. *finishes reading TFA*

Well, sunnovagun. Stereotypes about Ohio are less true than steriotypes about black people.
 
sgilman [TotalFark]
2010-01-07 05:21:18 PM
Tresser: Neither of the girls carried a weapon,


Dear bank tellers,

pussies.

signed,

me


also, is this bank like the last farking bank in the world to not have the tellers behind bullet resistant glass? get with the times people

Where do you live? I've never seen a teller behind bullet proof glass.
 
jimi32
2010-01-07 05:21:50 PM
pwhp_67: queezyweezel: Do you live in Detroit?


They have them in Tucson. Even in the nicer parts...

The most secure one is on Valencia, by Midvale Park--freaking fortress.
 
Slick Johnson
2010-01-07 05:21:52 PM
I've never been to a bank that had bullet proof glass although a credit union I used to deal with built a new branch that had something I've never seen. They had a video screen you stand in front of and the teller was on the other end. That was my last visit to that credit union...
 
LonghornJ
2010-01-07 05:22:55 PM
sgilman: Tresser: Neither of the girls carried a weapon,


Dear bank tellers,

pussies.

signed,

me


also, is this bank like the last farking bank in the world to not have the tellers behind bullet resistant glass? get with the times people

Where do you live? I've never seen a teller behind bullet proof glass.

He "banks" at the CashExpress
 
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