i'd rather see her asking questions than running for office or spouting off about her political/religious/whatever beliefs and thinking we should care

Is her real last name Clemens?

dryknife: Is her real last name Clemens?

Her last name is really Twain, her real first name is Eileen.

nothing? well i'll start.

i don't remember anything else about her except she ran around in her videos half naked.

Megain: i'd rather see her naked asking questions than running for office or spouting off about her political/religious/whatever beliefs and thinking we should care

Too wordy.

So you're one of those guys who likes to shine his (Pulitzer) Prize,
You'll make me check all my facts before it goes to the typesetting guys
I can't believe Fox News kissed good reporting goodnight,
Come on, Bob Woodward, you must be joking, right?

That don't impress me much.

Megain: i'd rather see her asking questions than running for office or spouting off about her political/religious/whatever beliefs and thinking we should care

Heck, I'd rather see her asking questions than have to listen to one of her songs.

Shania Twain... Queen of Jordan...

This interview will need jello. Lots of jello.

Man, I bet she likes feeling like a journalist.

It would be cool if she asked some controversial questions like "So, do you beat your slaves or do you have some other punishment for them"; or "Have the Iraqis gone back to their own land yet or are they still squatting in refugee camps because they are afraid to return home?"

But you know what we are going to get instead; trendy questions about how hard it is to be a modern queen.

Two hot broads talking to each other. I see nothing wrong with that.

Uzzah: Megain: i'd rather see her naked asking questions than running for office or spouting off about her political/religious/whatever beliefs and thinking we should care

Too wordy.

heh. good point

The things I'd do to her would make dudes named Mutt blush.

Would anyone here still fark her, considering she is 10-year's-ago news?

/ other than me

She's also 5'4" - that's on the short side.

I'd have to farking kneel to look her eye-to-eye.

ChubbyTiger:
The things I'd do to her would make dudes named Mutt blush.

He'd probably blush because rumour has it she rarely let him do any of those things... Apparently sexy looking != sexy acting.

That don't impress me much.

/obligatory

No Such Agency: ChubbyTiger:
The things I'd do to her would make dudes named Mutt blush.

He'd probably blush because rumour has it she rarely let him do any of those things... Apparently sexy looking != sexy acting.

Which ended with him farking her best friend and her divorcing him. So in theory she's available; if a little prudish.

MBA Whore: Would anyone here still fark her, considering she is 10-year's-ago news?

/ other than me

I can honestly say that, God willing, no one who has a problem with her will live to be as old as she is.

Sarah Palin majored in journalism back in college. And look at her now.

She's a singer? I just like to wonder what it be like to make her feel like a woman.

Do a search on Youtube for "Shania Twain I Ain't No Quitter" and you'll get to see her grab her boobies and shake them up and down around 1:53.

I'd post the link but the powers that be at frak.com had a shiat-fit the last time I tried that.

No Such Agency: ChubbyTiger:
The things I'd do to her would make dudes named Mutt blush.

He'd probably blush because rumour has it she rarely let him do any of those things... Apparently sexy looking != sexy acting.

I find that most things are negotiable. Especially after it puts the lotion on its skin.

There's no hot like Virgo hot.

If she needs a seat, I have a face. I'll take that as a full time gig.

Plong42: Dorf11: This interview will need jello. Lots of jello.

Shania and Queen Raina wrestling in jello.



Hottest queen in the Middle East

Her predecessor wasn't too shabby either.


Must be in the Constitution or something.

what is/are the origins of the frigid rumor? i've not seen that anywhere but FARK.

for the record i'd let my child take a bullet on a bus after announcing her belief in jesus for 5 minutes with a nekkid and willing shania.

/anyone have a pic of Mutt?
//not really my child means more but it's tempting
///i watched her biography on bio today

I heard her on the Current this morning, in a ~10 minute preview. Sounded reasonably intelligent, I'd rather listen to her talk than sing anyway...

MBA Whore: Would anyone here still fark her, considering she is 10-year's-ago news?

This is her just two years ago:



Hotter than half the teenage girls I slept with back in the day.

more like a HURR-nalist lmao

superkt: nothing? well i'll start.

i don't remember anything else about her except she ran around in her videos half naked.

That might be the sexiest photo I've ever seen. Of someone who wasn't Kate Beckinsale in a catsuit.


/bunk, etc.

Yeah she feels like a woman.

MBA Whore: Would anyone here still fark her, considering she is 10-year's-ago news?

/ other than me

You're kidding right?

Ok before everyone gets hot & bothered.

FTFA: she's signed up to interview the Queen of Jordan for a Canadian radio programme

No, you can't have hot female country singer turned journalist eye candy on TV. Not yours.

bill4935: superkt: nothing? well i'll start.

i don't remember anything else about her except she ran around in her videos half naked.

That might be the sexiest photo I've ever seen. Of someone who wasn't Kate Beckinsale in a catsuit.

/bunk, etc.

We need a KB catsuit photo now for comparison. You know, for science.

You can listen to it here (new window).

Jedekai: She's also 5'4" - that's on the short side.

I'd have to farking kneel to look her eye-to-eye.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

barefoot in the head: There's no hot like Virgo hot.

What is with you people?

Wow, is she ever beautiful. Those had to have been the best years of Mutt's life. What does a man like him do after that?

I dated a Canadian woman who looked like Shania. She had the Buck-Wheat in a leg-lock thing going, but I wasn't going to complain...much.