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(Missoulian)   Rule #1 when arguing with a your batshiat crazy, hatchet wielding drunk girlfriend: Don't   (missoulian.com) divider line 254
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2010-01-07 11:18:59 AM  
wiki.urbandead.com

/ begs to differ
 
2010-01-07 11:25:28 AM  
"Camaree N. Fellon"

and no one saw this coming?
 
2010-01-07 11:26:11 AM  
She was just trying to axe him something...
 
2010-01-07 11:27:49 AM  
She has a Facebook page - there are only two results in the country for "Camaree Fellon" and one of them says that they are a student (Montana '10) which would fit perfectly into the age and location. She leaves her picture blank though :(
 
2010-01-07 11:28:08 AM  
Meth, it's what's for dinner.
 
2010-01-07 11:30:25 AM  
With a name like Fellon, you know she's got to be good ;)
 
2010-01-07 11:33:34 AM  
SnakeLee: She has a Facebook page - there are only two results in the country for "Camaree Fellon" and one of them says that they are a student (Montana '10) which would fit perfectly into the age and location. She leaves her picture blank though :(

I went through her friends (she only has 40) to see if anybody has their pictures public to see if I could in turn find a picture of her through that but to no avail. I am pretty sure this is her sister though:

profile.ak.fbcdn.net
 
2010-01-07 11:36:58 AM  
I'm sure it was an axe-ident.
 
2010-01-07 11:38:15 AM  
"In my defense, she wasn't wielding a hatchet when we started the argument."
 
2010-01-07 11:40:44 AM  
My ex had a hammer. For some reason, the blunt instrument is less scary until it's thrown at your head. If she had a hatchet, I would have been much slower on the verbal trigger.
 
2010-01-07 11:42:42 AM  
Camaree N. Fellon, 22, was arraigned on felony charges of criminal endangerment, assault with a weapon and criminal mischief this week before Ravalli County Justice Robin Clute.


That's cute.
 
2010-01-07 11:43:54 AM  
Your girlfriend is a Drunk, Gun wielding Fellon with a Hatchet, and you are hiding behind the couch-it's time for Dr. Phil and a Bullet-Proof Vest.

\Can she cook?
 
2010-01-07 11:56:58 AM  
Why does the batshiat crazy biatch have a gun and the guys not have one?
 
2010-01-07 12:17:49 PM  
SnakeLee: I am pretty sure this is her sister though:

Nice pussy.
 
2010-01-07 12:18:56 PM  
Subby types with an Italian accent.
 
2010-01-07 12:19:26 PM  
the Missoulian...

EMILY!?

*CHECKS ARTICLE*

/whew
 
2010-01-07 12:19:34 PM  
SnakeLee: SnakeLee: She has a Facebook page - there are only two results in the country for "Camaree Fellon" and one of them says that they are a student (Montana '10) which would fit perfectly into the age and location. She leaves her picture blank though :(

I went through her friends (she only has 40) to see if anybody has their pictures public to see if I could in turn find a picture of her through that but to no avail. I am pretty sure this is her sister though:


Thorough Stalker is Thorough.
 
2010-01-07 12:19:49 PM  
I need some advil after reading the headline.
 
2010-01-07 12:20:40 PM  
He shouldn't have pissed her off.
 
2010-01-07 12:21:45 PM  
Camaree N. Fellon, 22, was arraigned on felony charges of criminal endangerment, assault with a weapon and criminal mischief this week

But no domestic violence charges.
 
2010-01-07 12:23:11 PM  
She was also arraigned on misdemeanor counts of driving under the influence, assault, and partner/family member assault.

D'oh. There it is.
 
2010-01-07 12:24:17 PM  
I wonder which ICP song this rationale came from.
 
2010-01-07 12:24:32 PM  
UberDave 2010-01-07 11:26:11 AM  
She was just trying to axe him something...

Ninth Ward or Chalmette?

Yes. I went to the Audobon Zoo.
 
2010-01-07 12:25:01 PM  
SnakeLee: SnakeLee: She has a Facebook page - there are only two results in the country for "Camaree Fellon" and one of them says that they are a student (Montana '10) which would fit perfectly into the age and location. She leaves her picture blank though :(

I went through her friends (she only has 40) to see if anybody has their pictures public to see if I could in turn find a picture of her through that but to no avail. I am pretty sure this is her sister though:


She has a big pussy.
 
2010-01-07 12:25:42 PM  
But will any man tame her?
 
2010-01-07 12:26:56 PM  
Was she a redhead?
 
2010-01-07 12:27:02 PM  
if you....were thinking...of going....in there....

DON'T

/still the best parts of that movie/movies
 
2010-01-07 12:27:41 PM  
chestermania: Your girlfriend is a Drunk, Gun wielding Fellon with a Hatchet, and you are hiding behind the couch-it's time for Dr. Phil and a Bullet-Proof Vest.

\Can she cook?


I'll bet she cooks in bed.
 
2010-01-07 12:28:32 PM  
Solty Dog

I wonder which ICP song this rationale came from.

Hehe, the word "hatchet" always makes me think of those crazy ICP threads. Gawrsh, I gotta get off the internets more often.

/juggalo thread?
 
2010-01-07 12:29:46 PM  
i13.ebayimg.com
 
2010-01-07 12:29:59 PM  
static.bigstockphoto.com
apairently had an axe to grind
 
2010-01-07 12:30:16 PM  
gorgor: SnakeLee: SnakeLee: She has a Facebook page - there are only two results in the country for "Camaree Fellon" and one of them says that they are a student (Montana '10) which would fit perfectly into the age and location. She leaves her picture blank though :(

I went through her friends (she only has 40) to see if anybody has their pictures public to see if I could in turn find a picture of her through that but to no avail. I am pretty sure this is her sister though:

She has a big pussy.


Why do I feel a copy, cut and paste image is forthcoming?
 
2010-01-07 12:30:48 PM  
Crazy chicks are a conundrum;
On one hand, the sex is better than great.
On the other, they'll murder you & stuff you in the 'fridge if you forget their birthday.
 
2010-01-07 12:30:52 PM  
Linoleum_Blownapart: Camaree N. Fellon, 22, was arraigned on felony charges of criminal endangerment, assault with a weapon and criminal mischief this week

But no domestic violence charges.


That's fair.
 
2010-01-07 12:32:21 PM  
cxl9: But will any man tame her?

Shrewd
 
2010-01-07 12:32:35 PM  
Ninetynine: chestermania: Your girlfriend is a Drunk, Gun wielding Fellon with a Hatchet, and you are hiding behind the couch-it's time for Dr. Phil and a Bullet-Proof Vest.

\Can she cook?

I'll bet she cooks in bed.


Good to see I'm not the only one wondering how hot she was in bed given this level of crazy.
 
2010-01-07 12:33:55 PM  
schattenteufel:
Crazy chicks are a conundrum;
On one hand, the sex is better than great.
On the other, they'll murder you & stuff you in the 'fridge if you forget their birthday.


And if you accidentally make eye contact with another woman...

/I sound like a man of experience don't I
 
2010-01-07 12:34:28 PM  
Don't stick your dick in crazy. EVER!
 
rp.
2010-01-07 12:34:29 PM  
chestermania: Your girlfriend is a Drunk, Gun wielding Fellon with a Hatchet, and you are hiding behind the couch what do you do?

>look

There is a drunk, gunwielding Fellon with a hatchet. There is a couch.

>find friends

Your friends have bolted.

>argue with Fellon

I don't recommend it.
 
2010-01-07 12:35:17 PM  
Don't fark crazy. But if you do, don't give her your address.
 
2010-01-07 12:35:42 PM  
I did enjoy the breaking news headline that displayed across the top of the article for me:

"Breaking News: THURSDAY'S ALMOST-WEEKEND WEATHER FORECAST: Sunny and very cold"
 
2010-01-07 12:38:04 PM  
Pair-o-Dice: schattenteufel:
Crazy chicks are a conundrum;
On one hand, the sex is better than great.
On the other, they'll murder you & stuff you in the 'fridge if you forget their birthday.

And if you accidentally make eye contact with another woman...

/I sound like a man of experience don't I


And the crazy gets exponentially worse as drinking becomes involved. I had 2 dresser drawers thrown at me, a lamp and a lock. Then woke up in the morning to vomit all over the floor and she had pissed on a pile of clothes in the corner of my room. Fun night.
 
2010-01-07 12:39:08 PM  
www.mydogscrap.com
 
2010-01-07 12:39:28 PM  
kill it with fire....c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com
 
2010-01-07 12:39:28 PM  
l0wk3y: Ninetynine: chestermania: Your girlfriend is a Drunk, Gun wielding Fellon with a Hatchet, and you are hiding behind the couch-it's time for Dr. Phil and a Bullet-Proof Vest.

\Can she cook?

I'll bet she cooks in bed.

Good to see I'm not the only one wondering how hot she was in bed given this level of crazy.


I don't care if she looks like Christina Hendricks, walks around naked all the time, and lets you put it anywhere and any time.

There are levels of crazy that aren't worth it.
 
2010-01-07 12:39:39 PM  
unfarkingbelievable: gorgor: SnakeLee: SnakeLee: She has a Facebook page - there are only two results in the country for "Camaree Fellon" and one of them says that they are a student (Montana '10) which would fit perfectly into the age and location. She leaves her picture blank though :(

I went through her friends (she only has 40) to see if anybody has their pictures public to see if I could in turn find a picture of her through that but to no avail. I am pretty sure this is her sister though:

She has a big pussy.

Why do I feel a copy, cut and paste image is forthcoming?


www.fsguns.com
 
2010-01-07 12:40:48 PM  
sboyle1020: Pair-o-Dice: schattenteufel:
Crazy chicks are a conundrum;
On one hand, the sex is better than great.
On the other, they'll murder you & stuff you in the 'fridge if you forget their birthday.

And if you accidentally make eye contact with another woman...

/I sound like a man of experience don't I

And the crazy gets exponentially worse as drinking becomes involved. I had 2 dresser drawers thrown at me, a lamp and a lock. Then woke up in the morning to vomit all over the floor and she had pissed on a pile of clothes in the corner of my room. Fun night.


Wow. We could be dealing with the same woman. Laura?
 
2010-01-07 12:41:59 PM  
gorgor: She has a big pussy.

I feel pretty stoked, I beat gorgor to a tasteless comment.
 
2010-01-07 12:42:59 PM  
rogerklotz: kill it with fire...

heh. knew i should have refreshed. or not rehosted
 
2010-01-07 12:43:22 PM  
Guy's not too sharp, is he?

It must be grinding to go through this.
 
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