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(Pravda)   What women know from analyzing men's socks   ( divider line
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138 clicks; posted to Main » on 06 Apr 2003 at 11:03 AM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-04-06 11:05:43 AM  
Can you really give men this much credit for putting actual thought into what color socks they wear?
2003-04-06 11:06:35 AM  
The story so nice they printed it twice?
2003-04-06 11:08:12 AM  
Silly Russians! In Soviet... Forget it...

2003-04-06 11:08:53 AM  
Well, frilly underwear in a woman's drawer tells me that she has entirely too much money to spend on clothes.
2003-04-06 11:09:22 AM  
Maybe woman needs hobby instead of analyzing man-s.
2003-04-06 11:10:12 AM  
Black socks are usually worn by rational individuals, who wash them twice a month.

Washing your clothes is irrational.
2003-04-06 11:11:11 AM  
I need to go put away my sock-s.
2003-04-06 11:14:27 AM  
all black socks except old school footy socks.

but i was them after i've worn them for a day.

2003-04-06 11:15:09 AM  
2003-04-06 11:18:04 AM  
Flowers or suns show that he is a playboy.

Anyone here wear socks with flowers or suns?
2003-04-06 11:20:17 AM  
Flowers or suns show that he is a playboy.

"We are two WILD and CRAZY guys!"
2003-04-06 11:23:45 AM  
Bah. I wear whatever is clean. Usually I wear the coloreds first and if I still haven't done laundry yet, I start wearing whites. So wearing white socks = lazy, or sorry, athletic.. Yeah, that's it.
2003-04-06 11:27:33 AM  
I was really expecting them to address the whole concept of holes in sock-s and when there are finally too many for the sock-s to be of any use. See, a man with sock-s with hole-s in them is a frugal man who would rather spend his money on diamond-s and gift-s for his woman than on a new pair of sock-s.
2003-04-06 11:29:29 AM  
holy fark
that image wasnt supposed to be that big

ah well...dont expect too many replies to this thread, shouldnt be a huge issue
2003-04-06 11:30:51 AM  
what can a woman tell from a man's socks?

the size of his feet...

and (if she's the sort of woman that is going to judge a man by his socks) that's all she needs to know!
2003-04-06 11:40:26 AM  
And if you rub the socks on the woman's upper lip, she'll be a happier woman.

/fairy-moans are good.
2003-04-06 11:41:59 AM  
What would they tell a woman? That I need to do laundry.
2003-04-06 11:47:47 AM  
Keith Van Horn surrenders.
2003-04-06 11:54:54 AM  
2003-04-06 11:55:38 AM  
People have _way_ too much time on their hands... and that article is so very inaccurate for all the men I know. :P
2003-04-06 11:58:50 AM  
my ex has over 200 assorted pairs of socks...
it tells me - he's got way too many socks...
what about underwear? he's got 100 assorted pairs of underwear - it tells me he's got way too many briefs...
2003-04-06 11:59:52 AM  
Black socks are usually worn by rational individuals, who wash them twice a month.

Whoa, call me unrational, but my socks last one work day.

Black socks that only get washed twice a month means that man gets very little.
2003-04-06 12:00:06 PM  
I have wiped entire civilizations off my chest with a gray gym sock.

/bill hicks
2003-04-06 12:00:51 PM  
What about the guy that wears black fishnet stockings with a garter belt? Thise individuals have been completely overlooked by this article.
2003-04-06 12:10:25 PM  
All I have to say is "WTF"
2003-04-06 12:35:02 PM  
Black_dog: I'd like to dispel the myth that there is any relation between the size of a guy's feet and the size of his penis. There isn't. Large feet != large penis.
2003-04-06 12:36:04 PM  
This is dumb. They really put to much credit in the color of socks.

What about the guy who wears socks in the color matching his clothes?
2003-04-06 12:37:05 PM  
The only reason they're interested is so they can steal your best wooly socks in the winter.
2003-04-06 12:39:37 PM  
Socks with sperm stain on it shows the man like to masturbate.
2003-04-06 12:45:02 PM  
Anyway, only thing I notice about socks and women is that

white socks = not a good thing.
2003-04-06 12:51:17 PM  
Saldy in the article, they forget to talk about the bets kind of socks, The Sock Puppet!

WHat women think of that?
2003-04-06 12:55:37 PM  
Saldy = sadly
bets= best

Sorry I was putting my rainbow socks at the same time.
That socks!
2003-04-06 12:56:31 PM  
She said to me, "You're wearing two different colored socks."

I said, "Yeah, but I go by thickness."

2003-04-06 12:58:55 PM  
Better than going by smell!
2003-04-06 01:07:57 PM  
Damnit Dorf11
2003-04-06 01:08:35 PM  
My socks barely last a single day. That's tells you I'm a sweaty pig.
2003-04-06 01:11:24 PM  
Hopefully this will work and link, VirtualSniper.
2003-04-06 01:13:03 PM  
2003-04-06 01:13:21 PM  
My socks show I am a holy man
2003-04-06 01:20:38 PM  
My sock-s tell me that I like to cross-dress while balancing three vibrators on my nose. Go figure...
2003-04-06 01:26:06 PM  
The headline could have read "... Sifl and Ollie Surrender" :)
2003-04-06 01:28:59 PM  


are you sure?

I wouldn't want to be promogulating any misinformation!

especially not in a stupid fark joke...
2003-04-06 01:31:21 PM  
what about the guys who don't wear socks ?
2003-04-06 01:34:10 PM  
socks.. ? [image from too old to be available]
2003-04-06 01:38:12 PM  
Guys without socks left them at the champagne room.
2003-04-06 01:43:41 PM  
I thought it was a parody or satire of something. No one could actually think this was a real article, could they.

And, BTW, foot size is not related to penis lengh but finger length relative to hand size is.
2003-04-06 01:53:36 PM  
That was the worst written article I ever read. I want my 30 seconds back.
2003-04-06 02:02:18 PM  
In days of old
When men were bold
And rubbers weren't invented,
They tied a sock
Around their cock
And babies were prevented.

/grade school humour
2003-04-06 02:08:46 PM  
i don't wear colored socks except for when i go to social funtions that require me to have dress socks that aren't white.

everything else are white socks. i can't think of wearing anything else.

i'm hungry.
2003-04-06 02:12:39 PM  
This is so stupid it should be in Ask Men.
2003-04-06 02:50:21 PM  
my sock-s tell kill,KILL.
2003-04-06 02:54:45 PM  
after reading this, i still dont know what they really talking about. someone gotta quit posting links to this russian site.
2003-04-06 03:03:36 PM  
'Russia makes its funny'

I'm sure someone's pointed this out before, but isn't that almost Engrish? Have no idea what you'd call Russian mis-translation...any offers?

I reckon Engslavic..for starters.
2003-04-06 03:23:48 PM  
In 50vi37 Ru55i4 the socks wash you! :D
2003-04-06 03:27:18 PM  
I'm sure someone's pointed this out before, but isn't that almost Engrish? Have no idea what you'd call Russian mis-translation...any offers?

I reckon Engslavic..for starters.


The word you're searching for is Ruglish. I worked with some Russian software engineers and the term we used for their weird written English was Ruglish.
2003-04-06 03:28:18 PM  
guys wear red socks?

2003-04-06 03:39:03 PM  
White socks are the only way to go, unless you have to wear a suit. Colored socks are stink generators,
wash your feet your stinky colored sock wearing Bohemians.
2003-04-06 03:45:21 PM  
The article doesn't tell us about guys who wear socks with sandals. What about those freaks?
2003-04-06 04:54:59 PM  
Flowers or suns show that he is a playboy.

I thought you were a playboy if you wore bunnies on your socks?
2003-04-06 04:59:40 PM  
holy sweeping generalizations, batman.

playboys wear flowers on their socks? what?! that russia must be a hella lot more eccentric than i thought, and it was already a pretty cat-lady kind of place imo. i gotta see that country first hand.
2003-04-06 05:17:00 PM  
The article doesn't tell us about guys who wear socks with sandals. What about those freaks?

2003-04-06 05:22:56 PM  
Heh...I think someone's getting smarter with the USSR filter...NUMBERS WON'T GET BY IT ANYMORE!!! :P
2003-04-06 05:51:14 PM  
Socks? WTF?

Vici is hot
Alexandra doesn't have a picture
2003-04-06 06:12:51 PM  
I don't go outside - why would I need socks?
2003-04-06 07:25:15 PM  
my socks have little yellow stains all over them..hee hee hee
2003-04-06 11:16:38 PM  
These "Russia makes it funny" stories are almost as entertaining as Weekly World News.
2003-04-07 12:55:54 AM  
Black socks
they never get dirty
the longer you wear them
the blacker they get

Some day
I'll probably wash them
but something is telling me
don't do it yet

not yet, not yet, not yet....
2003-04-07 02:01:05 AM  
I guess I read that wrong. I thought it said "mens' cocks".
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