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(Pravda)   What women know from analyzing men's socks   (funreports.com) divider line 68
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2003-04-06 11:05:43 AM
Can you really give men this much credit for putting actual thought into what color socks they wear?
 
2003-04-06 11:06:35 AM
The story so nice they printed it twice?
 
2003-04-06 11:08:12 AM
Silly Russians! In Soviet... Forget it...

/feh
 
2003-04-06 11:08:53 AM
Well, frilly underwear in a woman's drawer tells me that she has entirely too much money to spend on clothes.
 
2003-04-06 11:09:22 AM
Maybe woman needs hobby instead of analyzing man-s.
 
2003-04-06 11:10:12 AM
Black socks are usually worn by rational individuals, who wash them twice a month.

Washing your clothes is irrational.
 
2003-04-06 11:11:11 AM
I need to go put away my sock-s.
 
2003-04-06 11:14:27 AM
all black socks except old school footy socks.

but i was them after i've worn them for a day.

YOU LOSE!
 
CB
2003-04-06 11:15:09 AM
Socks?
 
2003-04-06 11:18:04 AM
Flowers or suns show that he is a playboy.

Anyone here wear socks with flowers or suns?
 
2003-04-06 11:20:17 AM
Flowers or suns show that he is a playboy.


"We are two WILD and CRAZY guys!"
 
2003-04-06 11:23:45 AM
Bah. I wear whatever is clean. Usually I wear the coloreds first and if I still haven't done laundry yet, I start wearing whites. So wearing white socks = lazy, or sorry, athletic.. Yeah, that's it.
 
2003-04-06 11:27:33 AM
I was really expecting them to address the whole concept of holes in sock-s and when there are finally too many for the sock-s to be of any use. See, a man with sock-s with hole-s in them is a frugal man who would rather spend his money on diamond-s and gift-s for his woman than on a new pair of sock-s.
 
2003-04-06 11:29:29 AM
holy fark
that image wasnt supposed to be that big
whoops

ah well...dont expect too many replies to this thread, shouldnt be a huge issue
 
2003-04-06 11:30:51 AM
what can a woman tell from a man's socks?

the size of his feet...

and (if she's the sort of woman that is going to judge a man by his socks) that's all she needs to know!
 
2003-04-06 11:40:26 AM
And if you rub the socks on the woman's upper lip, she'll be a happier woman.

/fairy-moans are good.
 
2003-04-06 11:41:59 AM
What would they tell a woman? That I need to do laundry.
 
2003-04-06 11:47:47 AM
Keith Van Horn surrenders.
 
2003-04-06 11:54:54 AM
Socks?
 
2003-04-06 11:55:38 AM
People have _way_ too much time on their hands... and that article is so very inaccurate for all the men I know. :P
 
2003-04-06 11:58:50 AM
my ex has over 200 assorted pairs of socks...
it tells me - he's got way too many socks...
what about underwear? he's got 100 assorted pairs of underwear - it tells me he's got way too many briefs...
 
2003-04-06 11:59:52 AM
Black socks are usually worn by rational individuals, who wash them twice a month.

Whoa, call me unrational, but my socks last one work day.

Black socks that only get washed twice a month means that man gets very little.
 
2003-04-06 12:00:06 PM
I have wiped entire civilizations off my chest with a gray gym sock.

/bill hicks
 
2003-04-06 12:00:51 PM
What about the guy that wears black fishnet stockings with a garter belt? Thise individuals have been completely overlooked by this article.
 
2003-04-06 12:10:25 PM
All I have to say is "WTF"
 
2003-04-06 12:35:02 PM
Black_dog: I'd like to dispel the myth that there is any relation between the size of a guy's feet and the size of his penis. There isn't. Large feet != large penis.
 
2003-04-06 12:36:04 PM
This is dumb. They really put to much credit in the color of socks.

What about the guy who wears socks in the color matching his clothes?
 
2003-04-06 12:37:05 PM
The only reason they're interested is so they can steal your best wooly socks in the winter.
 
2003-04-06 12:39:37 PM
Socks with sperm stain on it shows the man like to masturbate.
 
2003-04-06 12:45:02 PM
Anyway, only thing I notice about socks and women is that

white socks = not a good thing.
 
2003-04-06 12:51:17 PM
Saldy in the article, they forget to talk about the bets kind of socks, The Sock Puppet!

http://www.legendsandlore.com/sockpuppets.html

WHat women think of that?
 
2003-04-06 12:55:37 PM
Saldy = sadly
bets= best

Sorry I was putting my rainbow socks at the same time.
That socks!
 
2003-04-06 12:56:31 PM
She said to me, "You're wearing two different colored socks."

I said, "Yeah, but I go by thickness."

/stephenwright
 
2003-04-06 12:58:55 PM
Better than going by smell!
 
2003-04-06 01:07:57 PM
Damnit Dorf11
 
2003-04-06 01:08:35 PM
My socks barely last a single day. That's tells you I'm a sweaty pig.
 
2003-04-06 01:11:24 PM
Hopefully this will work and link, VirtualSniper.
 
2003-04-06 01:13:03 PM
gah.
 
2003-04-06 01:13:21 PM
My socks show I am a holy man
 
Azz
2003-04-06 01:20:38 PM
My sock-s tell me that I like to cross-dress while balancing three vibrators on my nose. Go figure...
 
2003-04-06 01:26:06 PM
The headline could have read "... Sifl and Ollie Surrender" :)
 
2003-04-06 01:28:59 PM
Rapid_eye_movement

really?

are you sure?

I wouldn't want to be promogulating any misinformation!

especially not in a stupid fark joke...
 
2003-04-06 01:31:21 PM
what about the guys who don't wear socks ?
 
kez
2003-04-06 01:34:10 PM
socks.. ?
 
2003-04-06 01:38:12 PM
Guys without socks left them at the champagne room.
 
2003-04-06 01:43:41 PM
I thought it was a parody or satire of something. No one could actually think this was a real article, could they.

And, BTW, foot size is not related to penis lengh but finger length relative to hand size is.
 
2003-04-06 01:53:36 PM
That was the worst written article I ever read. I want my 30 seconds back.
 
2003-04-06 02:02:18 PM
In days of old
When men were bold
And rubbers weren't invented,
They tied a sock
Around their cock
And babies were prevented.

/grade school humour
 
2003-04-06 02:08:46 PM
i don't wear colored socks except for when i go to social funtions that require me to have dress socks that aren't white.

everything else are white socks. i can't think of wearing anything else.

i'm hungry.
 
2003-04-06 02:12:39 PM
This is so stupid it should be in Ask Men.
 
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