wow, instagreen

+1

/well done subby

I am guessing it was a short bus.

*points and laughs*

Il Douchey: Just pathetic. If there even is an Allah (Peace be upon him) then either:

A) He is impotent
B) He can't stand the people who worship him

I like to think that, the more noble the death, the hotter the virgins. Someone who dies while simultaneously saving a kitten, a puppy, an orphan, and the planet will arrive to the afterlife and find himself in a Victoria's Secret model changing room. Someone who dies while killing a crapload of innocents gets Farkers (not even Farkettes).

Woah.

Uhh, guys, you know you only need one person to be the suicide bomber.

Sorry, no virgins for you.

Were there snakes on the bus?

It looks like al-Qaeda is recruiting morons, if this and the Undie Bomber is anything to go by...

Ohpleaseohpleaseohplease tell me Sandy Bullock was driving...

"Hey! Ya' think they'll give you another medal if you find all the driver's teeth?"

They had a "premature detonation". You know what that's like, don't you? Mr. Hurricane...

Link (new window)

(not a Rick Roll)

How many Black Hawk Down's have we had since 2003? I'm pretty sure we're better at killing ourselves than they are.

"Since the beginning of the war more than six years ago, 4,373 U.S. military members have died -- 3,477 from hostilities and 898 in non-combat incidents."

That's over 20%

Pop quiz hot-shot!!

"Suspected" and "accidental", had nothing to do with a Predator drone and a Hellfire missile. Nothing.

I guess ol' Howard didn't get his money by 11 after all.

Very sporting of them




/hot like a bomb

HiFiGuy: Uhh, guys, you know you only need one person to be the suicide bomber.

came in here to say this

Karma at work possibly?

Skail: Il Douchey: Just pathetic. If there even is an Allah (Peace be upon him) then either:

A) He is impotent
B) He can't stand the people who worship him

I like to think that, the more noble the death, the hotter the virgins. Someone who dies while simultaneously saving a kitten, a puppy, an orphan, and the planet will arrive to the afterlife and find himself in a Victoria's Secret model changing room. Someone who dies while killing a crapload of innocents gets Farkers (not even Farkettes).

I know I have a ticket straight down but what do I need to do to get impotent Talibans?

your doing it wrong

If the report is accurate, it sounds like the best possible outcome.

sgnilward:


I hate you now

Il Douchey: If there even is an Allah (Peace be upon him)

Allah is just God's troll alt account.

HiFiGuy: Uhh, guys, you know you only need one person to be the suicide bomber.

The rest were there for moral support.

GentlemanJ: It looks like al-Qaeda is recruiting morons, if this and the Undie Bomber is anything to go by...

Have they ever recruited anyone but morons?

Sid_6.7: Or maybe God doesn't support those who attempt to use violence.

I think the number of acts he has allowed to occur bespeaks not what you are saying.

You know, they say 72 virgins, but I secretly wonder if they don't all turn out to be WoW players.

craxyd: I hate you now

hint?

Bang Bus.

And I see everyone else has already made that joke. fark, Family Guy has made that joke. That's depressing.

Wow, premature detonation. I hate when that happens.

Justice would be 72 girls, one cup.