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2010-01-07 03:20:51 AM
The headline would make sense if she actually gave vaginal birth. But no, she didn't.

That's like saying Bush's abstinence only policy led to Octomom retardmitter.
 
2010-01-07 03:25:02 AM
Britney Spear's Speculum: The headline would make sense if she actually gave vaginal birth. But no, she didn't.

maybe it just means that shes a whore. ever think about that? huh? smart guy? huh?? huh????
 
2010-01-07 03:27:27 AM
log_jammin: maybe it just means that shes a whore. ever think about that? huh? smart guy? huh?? huh????

Why come then does the mainstream MSM media focus on Jon's escapades and not hers?
 
2010-01-07 03:37:21 AM
Britney Spear's Speculum: Why come then does the mainstream MSM media focus on Jon's escapades and not hers?

.....because they hate women or something...
 
2010-01-07 03:58:01 AM
well damn, now that her vagina is trashed she's useless and should probably just kill herself now.

/I know,she had a c-section
 
2010-01-07 04:06:58 AM
brainiac-dumdum:

Nah, I'm pretty sure she was useless and should have committed suicide long before that.
 
2010-01-07 04:18:04 AM
look, guys, it doesn't matter how hot she is, or isn't, biatch got EIGHT KIDS AND A LOUSY TRACK RECORD.

you wanna deal with that, godspeed.
 
2010-01-07 04:24:50 AM
kitryne: look, guys, it doesn't matter how hot she is, or isn't, biatch got EIGHT KIDS AND A LOUSY TRACK RECORD.

you wanna deal with that, godspeed.


i only need 5 minutes.

/2 minutes if she doesn't care about foreplay and getting her octomams glazed.
 
2010-01-07 04:36:19 AM
Is that a fart joke? Because, if so, ha ha.
 
2010-01-07 04:45:05 AM
ECHO!!!! Echo!!! echo!!!
 
2010-01-07 05:17:55 AM
Yet it still obscures the same part of her face. What is she hiding?
 
2010-01-07 05:24:07 AM
Damn. She's, like, 75% less dykey now.
 
2010-01-07 05:51:20 AM
Trustafarian: ECHO!!!! Echo!!! echo!!!

it's funny because you're ignorant
 
2010-01-07 05:52:41 AM
CarnySaur: Yet it still obscures the same part of her face. What is she hiding?

A scar that says "MILF"?
 
2010-01-07 06:21:12 AM
20+ hours getting hair extensions.

That alone proves she's insane.
 
2010-01-07 06:21:17 AM
I want to fark that woman.
 
2010-01-07 06:41:13 AM
Hey, at least you know she'll put out for you.

/wonder if she'd like to go for #9
 
2010-01-07 06:45:10 AM
Come and get your popcorn.
 
2010-01-07 06:47:10 AM
OMG. I love it. She looks amazing.
 
2010-01-07 06:57:30 AM
img696.imageshack.us
 
2010-01-07 06:59:07 AM
Looks good. Still the Queen of the Harpies.
 
2010-01-07 07:08:56 AM
FredaDeStilleto: 20+ hours getting hair extensions and she isn't black.

That alone proves she's insane.


Black women will trek through hell and back to have their hair professionally did.
 
2010-01-07 07:14:23 AM
This one's still famous? Come on!
 
2010-01-07 07:18:21 AM
It looks like they just kept her old hairstyle and tacked on hair extensions in the bad.
 
2010-01-07 07:20:31 AM
(looks) Not bad, but I don't remember what she looked like before.
 
2010-01-07 07:22:51 AM
Queef
 
2010-01-07 07:26:36 AM
The Fourth Karamazov: It looks like they just kept her old hairstyle and tacked on hair extensions in the bad.

Haha, Freudian slip. Back, not bad.
 
2010-01-07 07:47:11 AM
My mother watched that show religiously during a brief stint where I lived with them helping to take care of my ill father. I want to just tell you now that Kate Gosselin is a bigger coont than my mother and that's saying something. I swear the only reason she got a TV show is because she moonlights as the director's dominatrix. That woman is a B I A T C H plain and simple
 
2010-01-07 08:09:54 AM
As God is my witness, this whole charade is one big Discovery Communications enterprise.

Jon & Kate Plus Spawn was one of their meal tickets. When the divorce hit, they chose sides for the next iteration.

They made Kate the "good one", lawyered her up, gave her a publicist, created her "new" persona, paid off anyone she's been banging on the side, and even Joel McHale has soften up.

Jon, on the other hand, cut him off, made him the bad guy, highlighted his skanks, and put him on Nancy Grace for as asswhipping, because he wouldn't play nice. Now he owes alimony, Discovery won't pay him, and he can't get the TV gigs that Kate has due to Discovery.

If Tiger could hide a dozen mistresses in plain sight, this is easy for a corporation.

/tinfoil hat off
 
2010-01-07 08:10:19 AM
She's still a biatch.
 
2010-01-07 08:18:05 AM
OtherLittleGuy: As God is my witness, this whole charade is one big Discovery Communications enterprise.

Jon & Kate Plus Spawn was one of their meal tickets. When the divorce hit, they chose sides for the next iteration.

They made Kate the "good one", lawyered her up, gave her a publicist, created her "new" persona, paid off anyone she's been banging on the side, and even Joel McHale has soften up.

Jon, on the other hand, cut him off, made him the bad guy, highlighted his skanks, and put him on Nancy Grace for as asswhipping, because he wouldn't play nice. Now he owes alimony, Discovery won't pay him, and he can't get the TV gigs that Kate has due to Discovery.

If Tiger could hide a dozen mistresses in plain sight, this is easy for a corporation.

/tinfoil hat off


I don't entirely disagree with you. I think however, that Jon is pretty culpable for his own stupidity (if one can be responsible for basically not being very smart?)

But on the other hand... It's pretty obvious the entire sad marriage was basically the Kate show. She wanted to get the invitro (twice). She knew she was going to have multiples. She shopped for the show before even giving birth, yadda yadda.

Basically she was Octomom, but married. Story is pretty much identical. Goals were pretty much identical. The only factor was that Kate was smart enough to have some schmoe fill in to play Dad so that no one questioned her motives.

I can forgive Jon for a lot for wanting to get away from that, because if I woke up like that one day married to that woman I would be gone the next. Still... the man is a farking retard, no way about it.

Which makes sense, considering he married her. Obviously good judgment isn't in his character profile.
 
2010-01-07 08:25:57 AM
And here I thought the howling wind between her legs was the life sucking, penis devouring beast she kept there crying out in hunger...
 
2010-01-07 08:45:12 AM
She looks gorgeous with the longer hair in that photo.
 
2010-01-07 08:47:07 AM
She has 8 kids and still makes time to attention whore? Hell, I've got four and I often fall asleep reading their stories at night. After getting them fed, dressed and on their busses in the morning, working all day, coming home and feeding them dinner, helping my older ones with their homework, getting them all into bed and reading everyone a few books, there just ain't no time to get a fancy haircut, let alone show it off to the entertainment press.

So a chick with 8 kids got a haircut. That's great.
 
2010-01-07 09:19:58 AM
TwistedFark: OtherLittleGuy: As God is my witness, this whole charade is one big Discovery Communications enterprise.

Jon & Kate Plus Spawn was one of their meal tickets. When the divorce hit, they chose sides for the next iteration.

They made Kate the "good one", lawyered her up, gave her a publicist, created her "new" persona, paid off anyone she's been banging on the side, and even Joel McHale has soften up.

Jon, on the other hand, cut him off, made him the bad guy, highlighted his skanks, and put him on Nancy Grace for as asswhipping, because he wouldn't play nice. Now he owes alimony, Discovery won't pay him, and he can't get the TV gigs that Kate has due to Discovery.

If Tiger could hide a dozen mistresses in plain sight, this is easy for a corporation.

/tinfoil hat off

I don't entirely disagree with you. I think however, that Jon is pretty culpable for his own stupidity (if one can be responsible for basically not being very smart?)

But on the other hand... It's pretty obvious the entire sad marriage was basically the Kate show. She wanted to get the invitro (twice). She knew she was going to have multiples. She shopped for the show before even giving birth, yadda yadda.

Basically she was Octomom, but married. Story is pretty much identical. Goals were pretty much identical. The only factor was that Kate was smart enough to have some schmoe fill in to play Dad so that no one questioned her motives.

I can forgive Jon for a lot for wanting to get away from that, because if I woke up like that one day married to that woman I would be gone the next. Still... the man is a farking retard, no way about it.

Which makes sense, considering he married her. Obviously good judgment isn't in his character profile.


Give it a year, and she'll have her "Bachelorette" clone spinoff on TLC.

/yes, there are enough dumbasses willing to get on TV to what to do her
 
2010-01-07 09:26:01 AM
Britney Spear's Speculum: The headline would make sense if she actually gave vaginal birth. But no, she didn't.

I was under the impression subby was suggesting she has the vaginal equivalent of the planet Hoth.
 
2010-01-07 09:28:47 AM
in other news Harpie gets her hair did ina last gasp for fame and attention whoreing.. "tee hee I'm Kate Clean-Slate now" Tee Hee.. no you're still the same coont with longer hair..
 
2010-01-07 09:34:52 AM
TwistedFark: I don't entirely disagree with you. I think however, that Jon is pretty culpable for his own stupidity (if one can be responsible for basically not being very smart?)

He should have walked when she refused to terminate several of the 6, as is generally recommended in fertility treatments like this. In fact, IIRC, she went against medical advice to keep all 6 to term.

He was a moran for not getting out right then and there.
 
2010-01-07 09:35:52 AM
I'd still hit it, as long as she didn't know my real name.
 
2010-01-07 09:46:16 AM
Christ, People Magazine, save some photoshop for the rest of us!
 
2010-01-07 09:46:35 AM
Because, clearly, a new hairstyle changes the fact that she's a bad person.
 
2010-01-07 09:54:21 AM
Britney Spear's Speculum: The headline would make sense if she actually gave vaginal birth. But no, she didn't.

That's like saying Bush's abstinence only policy led to Octomom retardmitter.


Childbirth is not the only cause of a sloppy vagina.
 
2010-01-07 10:01:09 AM
Before or After?

thesuperficial.com
 
2010-01-07 10:05:23 AM
Eight kids, a failed marriage, no class and a mullet.

Sounds like Pennsyltucky to me!
 
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2010-01-07 10:12:43 AM
SnakeMan: Damn. She's, like, 75% less dykey now.

Hahahahaha

funny 'cause true
 
2010-01-07 10:24:58 AM
Next on TLC: Attention Whoring Single Moms!
 
2010-01-07 10:29:38 AM
SnakeMan: Damn. She's, like, 75% less dykey now.

Alphax: (looks) Not bad, but I don't remember what she looked like before.

Photoshop is marvelously magical.
 
2010-01-07 10:33:10 AM
Generation_D: Next on TLC: Attention Whoring Single Moms!

Bravo will make their own version and call it The Real Single Moms of Pennsylvania.
 
2010-01-07 10:42:50 AM
I admit I used to watch this show. In the beginning it was interesting how they manged to take care of 8 kids.

But I got sick of her always biatching at Jon and them getting free vacations and stuff.

What was reality became scripted. It became a trainwreck.

I feel for the kids. How long before one of them is in rehab?
 
2010-01-07 10:48:56 AM
www.ecse.com

\got nutin but this wind tunnel
\\the constant howling wind between her legs or between her ears
 
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