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(Washington Post)   Naked jogger with suspicious package stopped near the White House   (washingtonpost.com) divider line 48
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2010-01-07 06:28:53 AM
www.dahmus.org
 
2010-01-07 06:30:24 AM
Makes sense to me. www.whitehouse.com (nsfw)
 
2010-01-07 06:31:44 AM
Why is it not safe for work?
 
2010-01-07 06:43:18 AM
Was his "package" tied with a bow and a card reading Happy New Year, Michelle?

High in DC was around 30F yesterday. Just leave him alone and the problem would correct itself.
www.jk-rowe.ukshells.co.uk
 
2010-01-07 06:43:29 AM
Gogor?
 
2010-01-07 06:54:02 AM
As cold as it is, it couldn't have been a very big package.
 
2010-01-07 06:54:18 AM
It's way to damn cold out here to be running around naked. Silly man.
 
2010-01-07 06:57:36 AM
The sad part is I actually said in my brain "I wonder what he was carrying"

I need to go to sleep.
 
2010-01-07 06:57:55 AM
FishInABowl 2010-01-07 06:54:18 AM
It's way to too damn cold out here to be running around naked. Silly man.

FTFY
 
2010-01-07 06:59:29 AM
foo monkey: Makes sense to me. www.whitehouse.com (nsfw)

NSFW if you are trapped in time before 2005 or more likely 1997.
 
2010-01-07 07:04:06 AM
"The man is in Secret Service custody but has not been charged"

I think he just wanted to be held and given a hug. What the hell could he be charged with? And why is he being held unless he is having hallucinations and is raving incoherently?
 
2010-01-07 07:07:18 AM
HairBolus: foo monkey: Makes sense to me. www.whitehouse.com (nsfw)

NSFW if you are trapped in time before 2005 or more likely 1997.


Ouch, next you'll tell me there's no such thing as Santa Claus.
 
2010-01-07 07:09:41 AM
What's his Fark handle?
 
2010-01-07 07:12:13 AM
----"He was apprehended, naked though he was," Wiley said.
 
2010-01-07 07:42:27 AM
That's just nuts
 
2010-01-07 07:48:26 AM
Pulling a stunt like that takes balls.
 
2010-01-07 07:55:46 AM
If they ever descend back to his outer exremities again.....
 
2010-01-07 08:27:38 AM
FTA: The man is in Secret Service custody but has not been charged

just like this administration, to hold someone indefinitely without charging them. This poor guy's gonna end up being waterboarded in Obama's secret torture chamber.
 
2010-01-07 08:29:08 AM
Bill?
 
2010-01-07 08:34:45 AM
FishInABowl: It's way too damn cold out here to be running around naked. Silly man.

this. whatever package he has, it is small now.
 
2010-01-07 08:49:15 AM
Keepiru: Bill?

He didn't even make it to McDonalds.......how sad
 
2010-01-07 08:50:20 AM
It was cold enough yesterday I bet everything retreated up into his body and he looked like a jogging Ken doll.
 
2010-01-07 09:00:58 AM
The headline, she is beautiful! +1
 
2010-01-07 09:20:50 AM
That is one way to get attention quick...
 
2010-01-07 09:22:22 AM
Not as good as the article's headline. When a news item already has a Farkish headline it should be left alone.
 
2010-01-07 09:23:50 AM
scrapetv.com
 
2010-01-07 09:30:12 AM
That guy is several fries short of a happy meal. Today (in DC) is the warmest day it's been since probably Christmas. Straight up stupid.
 
2010-01-07 09:33:37 AM
Running naked in this weather? How did they even see his package?
 
2010-01-07 10:14:42 AM
Ha Ha Ha, buttocks.

/nsfw
 
2010-01-07 10:32:14 AM
www.japanator.com

Approves.
 
2010-01-07 10:54:33 AM
It was an inseminary device.
 
2010-01-07 11:35:34 AM
OniNeko: Approves.

www.21stcenturyabe.org

Loved that anime, can't wait for the movie
 
2010-01-07 11:35:59 AM
RockIsDead: Not as good as the article's headline. When a news item already has a Farkish headline it should be left alone.

i like the fark headline better.

good job subby.
 
2010-01-07 11:39:05 AM
img98.imageshack.us img98.imageshack.us
 
2010-01-07 11:45:37 AM
This is a lie! I was not with him. I wasn't even in DC yesterday.
 
2010-01-07 01:19:17 PM
Dad?
 
2010-01-07 01:27:53 PM
OniNeko: Approves.
Only reason I clicked on this thread was to see if someone would make the EotE reference. Good jorb! 
 
2010-01-07 01:47:47 PM
He's lucky they didn't blow up his suspicious package (or his clothes).
 
2010-01-07 02:06:16 PM
Ashyukun: OniNeko: Approves.
Only reason I clicked on this thread was to see if someone would make the EotE reference. Good jorb! 

This.
 
2010-01-07 02:17:33 PM
Meth is a hell of a drug.
 
2010-01-07 02:36:24 PM
With Obama nearby, I bet the jogger had a wang you can believe in.
 
2010-01-07 02:55:54 PM
did they grab his package?
 
2010-01-07 03:25:15 PM
Came expecting to find Higashi no Eden reference, and I'm not disappointed.

/not the supporter
//or am i
 
2010-01-07 07:41:29 PM
Would have been better if he had a gun and a cell phone charged with 10,000,000,000. Or if he didn't know who he was.

/But the question is, what would you do with a phone charged with 10,000,000,000?
 
2010-01-07 07:41:30 PM
way to go subby, like it
 
2010-01-08 04:17:04 AM
LEARN TO JUGGLE 3 BALLS
http://www.frontiernet.net/~steve_glimpse/juggle1.html (pops)

Find 3 balls that are heavy for their size. Something about the size and weight of a small apple is about right. You need the weight to properly feel them land in your hand. Lacrosse balls are great and not too expensive. And they come in different colors, which makes them more fun to watch. Tennis balls are too light; golf balls too small; softballs too big. The soft juggling balls they sell are good though a bit expensive. The advantage is they don't roll away when you drop them. But if you practice standing over a bed, the harder balls won't roll away either, AND you don't have to bend over too far to pick them up. Plus if you are practicing with apples, they won't get so smashed up.
 
2010-01-08 07:30:44 AM
/golfclap
 
2010-01-08 07:32:02 AM
i168.photobucket.com
 
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