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2010-01-07 02:30:28 AM  
2010-01-07 02:48:03 AM  
This melvin is giving me a 7-10 split!
2010-01-07 04:42:26 AM  
Balllllssss! Won't someone please cup my balllllssss? My balls are sooooo coooolllld!
2010-01-07 05:59:38 AM  
Tryouts for the BORAT sequel very rigorous.
2010-01-07 08:04:47 AM  
"Caddyshack impression..."

2010-01-07 08:09:34 AM  
It's cold... NOT.
2010-01-07 08:09:56 AM  
Wenn ist das nunstuck git und slotermeyer?

/Went for the surreal.
2010-01-07 08:13:29 AM  
In her off-time, Miss Fairbanks likes to reenact Godzilla movies in her neighbor's pond.
2010-01-07 08:15:00 AM

How you doin?
2010-01-07 08:18:29 AM  
SHIAT. I now have to ride a bicycle for 112 miles and then run a marathon. I HATE THIS SPORT.
2010-01-07 08:27:20 AM  
The lovechild of Steve Irwin and Borat emerges from a glassy sea, chased by piranhas.
2010-01-07 08:33:18 AM  
Baywatch: Kazakhstan
2010-01-07 08:46:36 AM

Gimli: You young rascals! A merry hunt you've led us on, and now we find you... feasting and... and *smoking.*

Return of the King
, Michael Bay version, 2020
2010-01-07 08:54:47 AM

I feel pretty, oh so pretty, I feel pretty and witty and... Holy shiat That's Cold!
2010-01-07 08:56:53 AM  
What's next numbnuts?
2010-01-07 08:57:55 AM  
"Why is my navel a fountain?"
2010-01-07 09:09:09 AM  
Test subject, wearing the TSA approved flying suit, is going through the cold water portion of the pre flight examination procedures required for all air travelers.
2010-01-07 09:14:40 AM  
"Fu-Fu-Fark! Farrk! Oops.. Shark! Sharrk!"
2010-01-07 10:05:58 AM  
Tragically, Stanley waded too close to the crab trap during his polar bear dip.
2010-01-07 10:07:32 AM  
Put this skimpy green thing on and jump in, he says. It's fun sport, he says...
2010-01-07 10:18:22 AM  
Sadly, the Neon Green Squid had him by the balls. Really.
2010-01-07 10:26:02 AM  
Something touched my leg!

/going with a different cliche
2010-01-07 11:08:32 AM  
How cold is this water? He used to be black.
2010-01-07 11:09:17 AM  
"Damn that cold water does push it in... I'm pissing out my bellybutton!"
2010-01-07 11:18:14 AM  
Gene Masseth, the new animal keeper at Polar Bear Park, was hazed by the animals in a ritual known as the "Walrus Wedgie."
2010-01-07 12:54:10 PM  
Look ma! No hands!
2010-01-07 01:27:14 PM  
I'm a shark...Suck my..oh, wait.
2010-01-07 02:22:46 PM  
2010-01-07 02:25:28 PM  
This is very cold and excruciatingly painful. Perhaps I should have thought this through a bit more. I believe next year I will decline the invitation. Yes, that is the plan.
2010-01-07 02:25:51 PM

/got too excited and blew my load on the wrong button
2010-01-07 02:32:04 PM  
I'm freezing my Borats off!!!!
2010-01-07 05:44:55 PM  
"it's shrinkage!! i swear ! SHRINKAGE!!!"
2010-01-08 02:51:13 PM  
I know, I know. Borat called. He can have his farking swimsuit back!
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