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Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener

2010-01-07 12:13:09 AM

That's two-and-a-half golf claps, subby.

hubiestubert

2010-01-07 12:22:20 AM

I think that even Charlie would give that up to Smitty

NewportBarGuy

2010-01-07 12:26:38 AM

hubiestubert: I think that even Charlie would give that up to Smitty

A headline so good, it deserves a .gif version of that classic scene:

Megain

2010-01-07 12:27:18 AM

Hanes drops Charlie Sheen as spokesman, apparently nobody like wife beaters anymore

huh

SnakeMan

2010-01-07 12:49:28 AM

NewportBarGuy: hubiestubert: I think that even Charlie would give that up to Smitty

A headline so good, it deserves a .gif version of that classic scene:

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: That's two-and-a-half golf claps, subby.

Are you guys high? He farked it up. Sorry, no cookie for farking it up.

GreenAdder

2010-01-07 12:56:23 AM

Well played.

ChrisPC

2010-01-07 12:58:57 AM

Brilliant. We now have the first candidate for headline of the year...

cheap_thoughts

2010-01-07 01:00:20 AM

I lol'd

IMDWalrus

2010-01-07 01:01:26 AM

ChrisPC: Brilliant. We now have the first candidate for headline of the year...

Untrue.

/you don't get a score of +36 on TotalFark for nothing

Trik

2010-01-07 01:02:39 AM

I guess we're back to Cuba Gooding Jr humping Jordan's leg commercials then

WFern

2010-01-07 01:07:18 AM

Didn't his wife admit to making it up? If Sheen had any self-respect, he'd go after this twat legally and Hanes should pull its collective head out of its ass.

NewportBarGuy

2010-01-07 01:08:56 AM

SnakeMan: Are you guys high? He farked it up. Sorry, no cookie for farking it up.

Rhames

2010-01-07 01:11:52 AM

Also, if you notice, I gave Rambo a Hairline fracture. (previous Fark thread)

voran

2010-01-07 01:13:21 AM

Even if she did make it up and admit to it, its much easier to believe that too many people would simply think she was telling the truth, and her evil bastard husband obviously threatened her into recanting, cause men are evil and women always tell the truth.

HotLonelyTeenageGirl

2010-01-07 01:15:20 AM

WFern: Didn't his wife admit to making it up? If Sheen had any self-respect, he'd go after this twat legally and Hanes should pull its collective head out of its ass.

Unfortunately, a side effect of habitually over-indulging in drugs and alcohol diminishes credibility, even though I'm sure Charlie Sheen can get the good shiat, and should definitely be invited to every party.

SnakeMan

2010-01-07 01:22:09 AM

NewportBarGuy: SnakeMan: Are you guys high? He farked it up. Sorry, no cookie for farking it up.

No, actually Subby didn't make a spelling mistake since "like" is a properly spelled word. If anything, I was a grammar Nazi in that instance.

/I guess this now makes me a Nazi Nazi

Gyrfalcon

2010-01-07 01:23:48 AM

SnakeMan: NewportBarGuy: SnakeMan: Are you guys high? He farked it up. Sorry, no cookie for farking it up.

No, actually Subby didn't make a spelling mistake since "like" is a properly spelled word. If anything, I was a grammar Nazi in that instance.

/I guess this now makes me a Nazi Nazi

Grammar Nazi nazi...nazi. (?)

NewportBarGuy

2010-01-07 01:27:42 AM

SnakeMan: No, actually Subby didn't make a spelling mistake since "like" is a properly spelled word. If anything, I was a grammar Nazi in that instance.

I was looking for grammar Nazi, but I liked that cartoon.

/easily distracted

dragon927

2010-01-07 01:28:44 AM

BFD BVD

WFern

2010-01-07 01:39:13 AM

HotLonelyTeenageGirl: Unfortunately, a side effect of habitually over-indulging in drugs and alcohol diminishes credibility, even though I'm sure Charlie Sheen can get the good shiat, and should definitely be invited to every party.

img262.imageshack.us

Quick and dirty, how Charlie likes it.

dramboxf

2010-01-07 01:50:53 AM

Why isn't the headline "Hanes drops Charlie Sheen as spokesperson. That's weird, you'd think they'd *want* a famous wife-beater speaking for them."

VermMoney

2010-01-07 01:57:26 AM

E Arkhe

2010-01-07 02:05:20 AM

Flawless victory.

WFern

2010-01-07 02:08:39 AM

VermMoney

Jesus. That had me laughing until I felt sick.

I may be easily amused.

NakedReporta

2010-01-07 02:43:08 AM

Bravo

+1

ManhattanRedneck

2010-01-07 03:19:23 AM

Also, sponsors do not seem to like men who get beaten by their wife.

mediaswirl.files.wordpress.com

/Never enough Tiger

Rubber Biscuit

2010-01-07 04:44:23 AM

I think we're entering into a new golden age of headlines here on Ferk.

MickTheBloodyPirate

2010-01-07 05:00:28 AM

good, i hate those farking ads anyway

master of unlocking

2010-01-07 06:54:27 AM

I loled

mrtk421

2010-01-07 07:17:16 AM

This headline was pretty good as well:

"Driving Instructor Critical After Student Crashes." What did the student expect, compliments? (new window)

Omnivorous

2010-01-07 08:38:16 AM

What a wife beater might look like:

www.newyorkcityink.com

FARK_JOSH

2010-01-07 09:11:33 AM

Jolly good show, subby.

HBK

2010-01-07 09:32:25 AM

dramboxf: Why isn't the headline "Hanes drops Charlie Sheen as spokesperson. That's weird, you'd think they'd *want* a famous wife-beater speaking for them."

Because that headline sucks and isn't funny.

FlashHarry

2010-01-07 09:40:19 AM

Omnivorous: What a wife beater might look like:

uh:

farm4.static.flickr.com

PizzaJedi81

2010-01-07 09:43:01 AM

FlashHarry: Omnivorous: What a wife beater might look like:

uh:

Someone get that girls a sweater, she looks cold.

FlashHarry

2010-01-07 09:44:20 AM

PizzaJedi81: FlashHarry: Omnivorous: What a wife beater might look like:

uh:

Someone get that girls a sweater, she looks cold.

all i know is, that song came out when i was ten. suddenly girls were no longer "icky."

Redwing

2010-01-07 09:45:00 AM

dramboxf: Why isn't the headline "Hanes drops Charlie Sheen as spokesperson. That's weird, you'd think they'd *want* a famous wife-beater speaking for them."

You just answered your own question.

PizzaJedi81

2010-01-07 09:45:48 AM

FlashHarry: PizzaJedi81: FlashHarry: Omnivorous: What a wife beater might look like:

uh:

Someone get that girls a sweater, she looks cold.

all i know is, that song came out when i was ten. suddenly girls were no longer "icky."

I can see how that might be. :-) However, that's one of those "once a year" songs for me.

FlashHarry

2010-01-07 09:48:34 AM

PizzaJedi81: However, that's one of those "once a year" songs for me.

me, too - except for the album version's outtro guitar solo, which is one of the best guitar solos ever recorded. ever. i can hear that over and over.

/prefers "good girls don't"

Hang On Voltaire

2010-01-07 10:13:43 AM

Guess they need to find another white actor to play the goofball to the cool black guy (Jordan)

TheShavingofOccam123

2010-01-07 10:31:50 AM

I would like to compliment subby. excellent headline.

monoski

2010-01-07 10:43:24 AM

TheShavingofOccam123: I would like to compliment subby. excellent headline.

Ditto, that perked up my morning!

BKITU

2010-01-07 10:53:14 AM

VermMoney: img706.imageshack.us

FLAWLESS VICTORY

jackiepaper

2010-01-07 12:53:17 PM

Phil Herup: FlashHarry: PizzaJedi81: However, that's one of those "once a year" songs for me.

me, too - except for the album version's outtro guitar solo, which is one of the best guitar solos ever recorded. ever. i can hear that over and over.

/prefers "good girls don't"

"... but I do"

That album was a big hit for them.

In Chicago? No, Cheboygan

Bahumat

2010-01-07 02:56:46 PM

+1, Subby.

Yanks_RSJ

2010-01-07 05:54:38 PM

jackiepaper: In Chicago? No, Cheboygan

I love the Kenosha Kickers.

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