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(Yahoo)   WHO investigates SARS in PROC, hope to find cure PDQ   ( divider line
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56 clicks; posted to Main » on 06 Apr 2003 at 4:35 AM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-04-05 09:05:36 PM  
2003-04-05 09:07:46 PM  
2003-04-05 10:44:18 PM  
The solution is obvious; start killing chinese people and don't stop till the disease goes away. You get your cure and your revenge all in one nice little package.
2003-04-06 01:14:30 AM  
super spreaders = assholes who never wash their hands
2003-04-06 03:37:20 AM  
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The Who?
2003-04-06 04:06:47 AM  
2003-04-06 04:37:49 AM  
Tommy, can you hear me?

I got nothin'.
2003-04-06 04:37:49 AM  
Better to be a carrier than a sufferer...
2003-04-06 04:38:07 AM  
get back to me asap. stat!
2003-04-06 04:38:21 AM  
I can't maturbate to this!

oh, wait, yes I can!

2003-04-06 04:39:06 AM  
World Health Organization, and People's Republic of China for those of us who don't click the links...dunno what PDQ is..
2003-04-06 04:39:23 AM  
Is SARS some kinda code for kiddie pr0n?
2003-04-06 04:39:47 AM  
Pretty quick?
2003-04-06 04:39:49 AM  
im going to china in 2 weeks and everyones telling me not to go. im gonna go there and laugh at everyone with a surgical mask. or even better start coughin and sneezin, but i probably wont be let back into my country (australia)the histeria is blowen out of proportion.
2003-04-06 04:40:12 AM  

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2003-04-06 04:40:13 AM  
Why the hell are you asking me who is investigating this?!
2003-04-06 04:40:33 AM  
PDQ is pretty damn quick. People's Republic of China is usually abbreviated PRC...
2003-04-06 04:40:54 AM  
2003-04-06 04:40:56 AM  
PDQ is "please do quickly"...misused in this situation.
2003-04-06 04:41:24 AM  
LMAO what's really fun is to say college degrees and stuff. "My dad got his M.B.A from the G.S.B. at the U of C."
2003-04-06 04:41:54 AM  
It should have been ASAP in the headline, rather than PDQ which is only a command.
2003-04-06 04:42:44 AM  
PDQ= pretty darn quick

2003-04-06 04:44:05 AM  

2003-04-06 04:44:18 AM  




2003-04-06 04:44:30 AM  
PDQ = pretty damn quick
2003-04-06 04:45:18 AM  
Kraptine: Double-ended thought dildo on the "WTFBBQ!" deal. Nice.
2003-04-06 04:45:52 AM  
Erm, Krapitino. I blame Daylight Savings Time.
2003-04-06 04:46:37 AM  

It can be that, if you're one of those cursing types.
2003-04-06 04:50:28 AM  

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(whoops nevermind)
2003-04-06 04:51:33 AM  
PDQ = Peking Duck Quiche
2003-04-06 04:59:32 AM  
2003-04-06 05:04:26 AM  
Vendor: Peking duck, get your crispy Peking duck right here!
Otto: Yo, Duckman!
*Vendor tosses duck at Otto*
2003-04-06 05:08:54 AM  
People's Democracy of Qatar
2003-04-06 05:11:43 AM  
Posthumously Declaring Queenship
2003-04-06 05:12:16 AM  
Please Don't Quote Any Stupid Ass Phrases
2003-04-06 05:14:32 AM  
People Don't Question Any [of] Spoofman's Awesome Phrases
2003-04-06 05:25:15 AM  
Pretty farking Quick.
2003-04-06 05:34:07 AM  
People using TLAs should be shot.
2003-04-06 05:40:40 AM  
TLAs: Totally Lame Acronyms?
2003-04-06 05:44:37 AM  
TLA = Three Letter Acronyms

2003-04-06 06:29:22 AM  
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Costello: Well then who's investingating SARS?

Abbott: Yes.

Costello: I mean the group's name.

Abbott: WHO.

Costello: The people investingating SARS.

Abbott: WHO.

Costello: The group that's trying to stop the disease.

Abbott: WHO.

Costello: The group looking for the-

Abbott: WHO is investigating SARS!

Costello: I'm asking you who's investigating it!

Abbott: That's the group's acronym.

Costello: That's who's acronym?

Abbott: Yes.

Costello: Well go ahead and tell me.

Abbott: That's it.

Costello: That's who??

Abbott: Yes!
2003-04-06 06:33:26 AM  

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2003-04-06 07:03:49 AM  
Hmmm. Dr. Who?

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2003-04-06 07:20:20 AM  
What the? How did I spell the word "investigating" wrong not once, but twice, without noticing? I must be really tired.

Stupid Daylight Savings Time!
2003-04-06 07:20:30 AM  
PDQ Bach:
2003-04-06 07:35:51 AM  
I prefer THIS PDQ
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2003-04-06 07:49:39 AM  
Kevinatilusa, seems to be a common thought. But then who can forget his Preludes and Fugues for Short-Tempered Clavier, or his Concerto for Two Pianos vs. Orchestra.
2003-04-06 08:06:19 AM  
nice work robotninja
2003-04-06 08:18:32 AM  
back in the day i was DJ CB on the UT FM
2003-04-06 08:58:51 AM  
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"Seeing as how the V.P. is such a V.I.P. shouldn't we keep the P.C. on the Q.T. 'cause if it leaks to the V.C. he could become a M.I.A. and then we'd all be put out on K.P."
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