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(Miami Herald)   Free ID found, sold. Free convict uses Free ID for 32 years, worry free. Convict now no longer free or Free, while Free concern free. See?   (miamiherald.typepad.com) divider line 58
    More: Unlikely, Free ID, Charlie Free, McNuggets, Charles Danny Free, Colorado State University, Chalie Simon, Kirk Cameron, Hillsborough County  
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2010-01-06 06:37:37 PM
No.
 
2010-01-06 06:43:02 PM
You make Baby Sentence Structure Jesus cry.
 
2010-01-06 06:50:44 PM
I'M NOT ASKING YOU WHO'S ON SECOND
 
2010-01-06 07:03:07 PM
Oh boo
flings shoe
at you
 
2010-01-06 07:04:21 PM
Free ID found, sold. Free convict uses Free ID for 32 years, worry free. Convict now no longer free or Free, while Free concern free. See?

Oui.
 
2010-01-06 07:04:31 PM
miamiherald.typepad.com

Oh hell yes. I will pass on the ball squeeze, though.
 
2010-01-06 07:04:40 PM
Paul Rodgers is unimpressed.
 
2010-01-06 07:05:07 PM
vicsicard.files.wordpress.com

In a minute I'll be Free
 
2010-01-06 07:05:10 PM
Also... posted on March 31, 2009?

Welcome... TO THE WORLD OF TOMORROOOOOOOOOOW!
 
2010-01-06 07:05:41 PM
So...is he alright, now?
 
2010-01-06 07:09:50 PM
Woo hoo! Anderson, S.C. in the news. And meth is nowhere mentioned.
 
2010-01-06 07:11:48 PM
I hate this headline so much.
 
2010-01-06 07:11:56 PM
Free credit report ?
 
2010-01-06 07:12:20 PM
obligatory:
www.gocreativeworks.com
 
2010-01-06 07:12:56 PM
I usually have to pay extra for a good ball squeezin'
 
2010-01-06 07:15:36 PM
Roger Murdock: Flight 2-0-9'er, you are cleared for take-off.
Captain Oveur: Roger!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: L.A. departure frequency, 123 point 9'er.
Captain Oveur: Roger!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Victor Basta: Request vector, over.
Captain Oveur: What?
Tower voice: Flight 2-0-9'er cleared for vector 324.
Roger Murdock: We have clearance, Clarence.
Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?
Tower voice: Tower's radio clearance, over!
Captain Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur. Over.
Tower voice: Over.
Captain Oveur: Roger.
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: Roger, over!
Roger Murdock: What?
Captain Oveur: Huh?
Victor Basta: Who?

/obligatory
 
2010-01-06 07:16:08 PM
Was I the only one who focused on the cute Crime Scene reporters on the left?
miamiherald.typepad.commiamiherald.typepad.com
 
2010-01-06 07:16:40 PM
the whole page was full of WIN.
 
2010-01-06 07:16:43 PM
Free ID found, sold. Free convict uses Free ID for 32 years, worry-free. Convict now no longer free or Free, while Free concern-free. See?

Now I do.

(Don't know if it's grammatically correct, but it sure makes it easier to parse.)
 
2010-01-06 07:17:15 PM

Who gives a shiat when this on the same page?

Chalie Simon, accused ball-grabber
miamiherald.typepad.com
 
2010-01-06 07:18:31 PM
Shrugging Atlas: I hate this headline so much.

I love it.

img2.allposters.com
 
2010-01-06 07:19:46 PM
All right now
Baby it's all right now..
Everything is all right now....
Baby baby baby it's alright!
 
2010-01-06 07:21:48 PM
miamiherald.typepad.com

Homina.
 
2010-01-06 07:22:49 PM
Why is Kirk Cameron tagged for this article?
 
2010-01-06 07:23:54 PM
This 1980s sports star, famous for playing in Daisy Dukes and one of the first players to wear white boots...

i48.tinypic.com

i45.tinypic.com

i50.tinypic.com

..."officially" spent time in jail due to the same reason. He lost his wallet and a criminal used his ID. But to go to court and get processed by DOZENS of people and for no one to notice or check?! Unbelievable.

Make sure you check out his awesome hit song. What is the hidden meaning at 0:33? I must know. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0kLDpK_YNo
 
2010-01-06 07:25:46 PM
Psumek: Why is Kirk Cameron tagged for this article?

The article below.
 
2010-01-06 07:26:25 PM
We think we know how he did it.
Oh, Howie couldn't have done it. He hasn't been in for weeks.
Weeks?
Sal Weeks, Frank. He's the comptroller.
 
2010-01-06 07:26:46 PM
Leskay: Make sure you check out his awesome hit song. What is the hidden meaning at 0:33? I must know. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0kLDpK_YNo

In all seriousness, why the hell would I want to do that?
 
2010-01-06 07:28:24 PM
i220.photobucket.com
Well at least he's Alright Now.
 
2010-01-06 07:30:29 PM
NobleHam: Psumek: Why is Kirk Cameron tagged for this article?

The article below.


That's what I get for just scanning the rest of the articles.

/did read the ball grabber
//she looks crazy and squeezed hard enough for assault charges = very crazy
///amazing in bed, but don't look at another woman
 
2010-01-06 07:37:21 PM
jaytkay: Who gives a shiat when this on the same page?

Chalie Simon, accused ball-grabber


Yeah, yeah, she's hot, but you're all missing the most salient point here...

The 4 a.m. incident reportedly happened after Simon went over to Job Donker's apartment

There's actually someone out there named Job Donker!!
 
2010-01-06 07:41:57 PM
Will the real Charlie Free, please stand up?
 
Slu
2010-01-06 07:42:18 PM
That headline is full of win.
 
2010-01-06 07:42:28 PM
halseyhall.org
 
2010-01-06 07:43:52 PM
fashiongrunge.files.wordpress.com

Gimme a Pepsi Free.
 
2010-01-06 07:44:46 PM
Wrong_Intentions: Was I the only one who focused on the cute Crime Scene reporters on the left?

No. No you were not.
 
2010-01-06 07:51:06 PM
jaytkay: Who gives a shiat when this on the same page?

Chalie Simon, accused ball-grabber


Yay!
 
2010-01-06 07:54:20 PM
Be glad that you are Free
There's many a man who's not.

"I lost my driver's license, and several people used it as their own," he said, explaining he had never been to Jacksonville, where Hazen said he picked up Free's ID at a motel.

Hazen's quiet life as Charlie Free in Las Vegas turned out to be the least of the real Free's problems. Free was a truck driver, and he got fired from two jobs because other people who stole his identity racked up several DUIs.


Apparently there's just as many men who are.
 
2010-01-06 07:54:39 PM
Marklar?
 
2010-01-06 07:58:48 PM
*APPLAUSE APPLAUSE APPLAUSE*

Fantastic work, Subby.
 
2010-01-06 08:02:35 PM
Dude should name his kid Scott. Now there's an ID for fugitives.
 
2010-01-06 08:16:41 PM
Leskay: This 1980s sports star, famous for playing in Daisy Dukes...

...was kicked out of the Gay Olympics for looking like a ghey fargort.
 
2010-01-06 08:23:37 PM
img706.imageshack.us
 
2010-01-06 08:30:09 PM
I wouldn't mind a little bat and ball action from Chalie if you know what I mean.
 
2010-01-06 08:34:28 PM
stirfrybry: Free credit report ?

*threadjack*

I fall asleep nightly with the TV on, only to be awakened by
any one of a half dozen commercials by the farking "free credit report dot com band" playing at 10db above the program I fell asleep to. These cocksuckers need to be shot on sight, along with the heads of the scummy corporation that they shill for.

**end threadjack**
 
2010-01-06 08:41:08 PM
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

That is all.
 
2010-01-06 09:24:06 PM
keypusher: Woo hoo! Anderson, S.C. in the news. And meth is nowhere mentioned.

Anderson has more thrift stores and crack whores than anywhere else in the state. Meth is everywhere. Lake Hartwell has PCBs or PCPs or some crap. The best thing to ever come out of that area was I-85. No, actually Jim Ed Rice is from Anderson. So it can't be all bad.
 
2010-01-06 10:13:33 PM
J.Garcia'sRightMiddleFinger: Oh hell yes. I will pass on the ball squeeze, though.

She can Job my Donker anytime.
 
2010-01-06 11:41:07 PM
JonnyBGoode:

Well, I first heard the shot, and as I turned, Jim fell.
Jim Fell's the teller?
No, Jim Johnson.
Who's Jim Fell?
He's the auditor, Frank.
He had the flu, so Jim... filled in.
Phil who?
Phil Din. He's the night watchman.
Oh, if only Phil had been here...
 
2010-01-06 11:43:42 PM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Also... posted on March 31, 2009?

Welcome... TO THE WORLD OF TOMORROOOOOOOOOOWYESTERYEEEEEEAR!


/FTFY
//better check the dates on your checks
///yeah, the new year confuses me too
////slashies
 
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