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(Doritos) Cool Step 1: Vote. Step 2: ? Step 3: Go to the Super Bowl. Wait what? (Sponsored link)   (crashthesuperbowl.com) divider line 75
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2010-01-06 02:31:41 PM
Step 5: Get referenced on Fark
 
2010-01-06 02:34:02 PM
Step 5: Draw attention to an ad campaign without spending millions to write an ad.
 
2010-01-06 02:34:53 PM
annoying flash website is annoying
 
2010-01-06 02:35:16 PM
Step 7. Be incompatible with google chrome (or else my modem is just farked up)
 
2010-01-06 02:36:49 PM
Good friend of mine is the construction worker in this video submission:

Doritos Video Submission
 
2010-01-06 02:36:51 PM
Step 9: Get your video spam mailed to your work address
 
2010-01-06 02:37:54 PM
Step 9: Get Ali Landry back for better commercials
 
2010-01-06 02:38:14 PM
Super-annoyong guitar noise over and over, YEAHHHH!!!!!!

None of these entries is as good as last year's, though they might have higher quality production values.
 
2010-01-06 02:40:38 PM
images.askmen.com
 
2010-01-06 02:42:23 PM
img246.imageshack.us

This Doritos girl tweaked my attention.
/bone-tron.
 
2010-01-06 02:43:52 PM
Fool_Marquis: Step 7. Be incompatible with google chrome (or else my modem is just farked up)

They have a Firefox for that
 
2010-01-06 02:48:38 PM
Step 1: Submit link to video contest which ended 2 months ago

Step 2: Greenlit?!?
 
RCL
2010-01-06 02:48:48 PM
Step 5: Set videos to autoplay and lose thousands of potential viewers
 
2010-01-06 02:49:42 PM
Kids These Days actually made me laugh. Got my vote
 
2010-01-06 02:51:29 PM
I would love to surrender all my personal information in order to cast a vote for a chip commercial... yeah that seems like a fair exchange.
 
2010-01-06 02:52:27 PM
A friend of mine co-directed the Snack Attack Samurai one, another friend is the Samurai in the commercial. Wonderful people. If my Fark account creation date has any cred, please vote for them.
 
2010-01-06 02:54:30 PM
Fool_Marquis: Step 7. Be incompatible with google chrome (or else my modem is just farked up)

worked fine for me
 
2010-01-06 03:07:35 PM
Would vote for "kids these days" if stupid sign up wasn't a requirement.
 
2010-01-06 03:09:08 PM
Friend of mine came in 3rd last year, he had the "cat" video. Shoulda won.....
 
2010-01-06 03:14:44 PM
powhound: Good friend of mine is the construction worker in this video submission:

Doritos Video Submission


I registered just to vote for it, and then I realized it wasn't a finalist and therefore not eligible for votes. Now they have all my personal info. THANKS A LOT!
 
2010-01-06 03:34:30 PM
My buddy wrote and directed the "Casket" one.

Just sayin'.
 
2010-01-06 03:34:34 PM
Gameshot911: powhound: Good friend of mine is the construction worker in this video submission:

Doritos Video Submission

I registered just to vote for it, and then I realized it wasn't a finalist and therefore not eligible for votes. Now they have all my personal info. THANKS A LOT!


Hey, I didn't ask you to vote for it. Actually, I don't think voting will be enabled until January sometime.

/for the record, I hate Doritos
 
2010-01-06 03:36:05 PM
powhound: Gameshot911: powhound: Good friend of mine is the construction worker in this video submission:

Doritos Video Submission

I registered just to vote for it, and then I realized it wasn't a finalist and therefore not eligible for votes. Now they have all my personal info. THANKS A LOT!

Hey, I didn't ask you to vote for it. Actually, I don't think voting will be enabled until January sometime.

/for the record, I hate Doritos


The six finalists are out and voting is enabled. The top three will be aired during the SB
 
2010-01-06 03:49:19 PM
It didn't even reach the 30% loaded mark before I closed my browser.

Do I love Doritos? Yes.
Do I want to go to the Super Bowl? Yes.
Do I want to wait for a stupid flash page to load? Hell no.
 
2010-01-06 03:57:50 PM
scottycujo: It didn't even reach the 30% loaded mark before I closed my browser.

Do I love Doritos? Yes.
Do I want to go to the Super Bowl? Yes.
Do I want to wait for a stupid flash page to load? Hell no.


that
 
2010-01-06 04:01:31 PM
I voted for Obama so I could have a college football playoof. I aint falling for another football voting scam this soon. No sir.
 
2010-01-06 04:01:40 PM
unclejimbo827: scottycujo: It didn't even reach the 30% loaded mark before I closed my browser.

Do I love Doritos? Yes.
Do I want to go to the Super Bowl? Yes.
Do I want to wait for a stupid flash page to load? Hell no.

that


the lower right corner has skip intro
 
2010-01-06 04:10:26 PM
powhound:
Hey, I didn't ask you to vote for it. Actually, I don't think voting will be enabled until January sometime.

/for the record, I hate Doritos


It's already January sometime somewhere.
 
2010-01-06 04:15:28 PM
Fool_Marquis: Step 7. Be incompatible with google chrome (or else my modem is just farked up)

Works fine in mine (on a mac).

Kinda wish it didn't.
 
2010-01-06 04:49:00 PM
Okay. I quit waiting when it got to 45. WTF?
 
2010-01-06 05:31:14 PM
Friend of mine is one of the guys in Snack Attack Samurai (^) so vote for it and stuff.
 
2010-01-06 06:05:20 PM
I could have left for home in the time that monstrosity took to load.....
 
2010-01-06 06:31:18 PM
Ecobuckeye: powhound:
Hey, I didn't ask you to vote for it. Actually, I don't think voting will be enabled until January sometime.

/for the record, I hate Doritos

It's already January sometime somewhere.


ha ha ha...damn it...so it is. Gotta stop drinking at work! :P
 
2010-01-06 07:55:59 PM
powhound: Good friend of mine is the construction worker in this video submission:

Doritos Video Submission


wow that was actually quite awesome... sucked having to sit through the annoying flash intro again...
 
2010-01-06 08:06:25 PM
I would have voted for "Kids These Days" if it were funny.
 
2010-01-06 09:13:07 PM
SmackLT: Kids These Days actually made me laugh. Got my vote

Thought I'd choose that, but Dorito's Samurai made me laugh out loud instead of the usual LOL.

Dog - cliche
Casket - lame (probably win)
Slap fight - lame
old guy whipping up on young whipper-snapper - funny, but cliche
Little kid - lame cliche (Expect win if white Dorito's execs are trying to sell to the ethnics in 2010)
 
2010-01-07 07:26:47 AM
I am voting everyday. I want to go to the Superbowl and I don't want to pay for it. However, I am 23, and no one under the age of 25 ever wins contests like these because a lot of the travel is sponsored by hotels and car rental agency's and you have to be 25 to rent a car -- so when setting up the travel arrangements if they can't upsell a car rental to you -- then someone will get pissed.
 
2010-01-07 10:59:55 AM
I don't know anyone in any of the videos so please don't vote.
 
2010-01-07 03:52:54 PM
step 2, blow the refs
 
2010-01-07 03:53:04 PM
I've been doing this every day, and still don't have my tickets. Stupid luck.
 
2010-01-07 03:54:27 PM
gallery.phychembio.com
 
2010-01-07 04:02:43 PM
way to over post this subby
 
2010-01-07 04:05:29 PM
Number 216: way to over post this subby

images.icanhascheezburger.com

(Sponsored link) means they paid Drew to get greenlit front page time
 
2010-01-07 04:06:55 PM
i132.photobucket.com

last year's winners

/it was a hen hizzy
 
2010-01-07 04:12:57 PM
MUST. GIVE. DORITOS. MONEY FOR. CORN CHIPS.
 
2010-01-07 04:14:37 PM
I swear, I wish I could still get excited about football. I used to love the superbowl. It's sad for me to know I'm missing out on all the fun.

I used to play left splinter on my freshman squad. I think I played one minute in a practice game once for an entire season. Yeah, that was about the last time I went back out for football. Next year I ran cross country. who knew you could race stoned? I was third man on an city champ team my first and only year. LOL I used to get baked before every race and then imagine I was one of those dudes that race around kicking a rock in the desert (We saw it health class). I used the ultimate breathing technique to force extra oxygen into my blood-- or so I convinced myself-- four huge deep inhalations with each step followed by two steps of exhalation(is that a word?)

Oh crap.. rambling


Yeah team!

Enjoy the superbowl, football fans!
 
2010-01-07 04:16:27 PM
youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com

lol wut
 
2010-01-07 04:22:42 PM
I know a guy that eats Doritos
 
2010-01-07 04:28:18 PM
TheKnownUniverse: last year's winners

/it was a hen hizzy


Enchilatidos, they make you wanna eat 'em
 
2010-01-07 04:28:49 PM
VermMoney: lol wut

This really confuses me.
 
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