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(Daily Sparks Tribune)   What kind of country do we live in where a man can't dress up as Bigfoot and go tramping around in state parks?   (charlotteobserver.com) divider line 84
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2010-01-06 10:49:02 AM
One where doing so is liable to get you pumped more full of lead than a Dixon-Ticonderoga #2, and stuffed in a chest freezer until the press conference.
 
2010-01-06 12:11:52 PM
sounds like the opening line for a joke. so bigfoot, a pirate, and 'boda' the jedi master walk into the woods...

click bigfoot
 
2010-01-06 12:24:21 PM
www.mediabistro.com
 
2010-01-06 12:26:33 PM
MaxxLarge: One where doing so is liable to get you pumped more full of lead than a Dixon-Ticonderoga #2, and stuffed in a chest freezer until the press conference.

Those stupid rednecks still got $250k just for selling the stupid gorilla costume they covered with roadkill guts.

/i need to do something stupid like that
 
2010-01-06 12:26:43 PM
The ads are mildly amusing, but what the fark does Bigfoot have to do with beef jerky?


/just wondering
 
2010-01-06 12:27:48 PM
The tires are probably awkward to lug around.
 
2010-01-06 12:27:48 PM
www.bigfoot4x4.com

Won't someone think of the children?

/hot pic
 
2010-01-06 12:30:55 PM
Sasquatch stole my girlfriend.
 
2010-01-06 12:31:03 PM
doubled99: what the fark does Bigfoot have to do with beef jerky?


It is made from Bigfoot meat.


/goony goo goo
 
2010-01-06 12:33:08 PM
Well... so much for my weekend plans.
 
2010-01-06 12:33:20 PM
sxacho: Sasquatch stole my girlfriend.

Apparently, she wanted to date someone less hairy.
 
2010-01-06 12:35:03 PM
Furries are sick, sick, sick.
 
2010-01-06 12:35:19 PM
JUST GO! WE DON'T WANT YOU HERE ANYMORE!
 
2010-01-06 12:35:55 PM
He's lucky he wasn't shot.
 
2010-01-06 12:36:36 PM
...park ranger halted his performance art project in the fall because he didn't have a permit.

Since when did you start needing a permit to suck at life?
 
2010-01-06 12:36:46 PM
or instead you could take the 5 minutes to fill out the instantly approved free permit...

/a lot of states require permits to do performances in their parks.. but they're free unless you make a mess
//so they can keep track of park usage.
 
2010-01-06 12:37:15 PM
Phil Herup: doubled99: what the fark does Bigfoot have to do with beef jerky?


It is made from Bigfoot meat.


/goony goo goo


And if you don't like it, you can get the fark out...

/It's my house, Gus...
 
2010-01-06 12:37:19 PM
hogans: Won't someone think of the children?

/hot pic


Schweet Simul!!!
 
2010-01-06 12:40:08 PM
So a bunch of people in animal costumes went into a national park to tape themselves? Oh, it's called "art" now, is it?
 
2010-01-06 12:40:10 PM
I always wanted to do that. The only thing that stopped me was that I fully expected to get shot at by some Missouri yokel.

That and I didnt have a gorilla suit.
 
2010-01-06 12:40:44 PM
doubled99: The ads are mildly amusing, but what the fark does Bigfoot have to do with beef jerky?

/just wondering


You remembered what the commercial was for...
 
2010-01-06 12:41:32 PM
He had others dressed as bigfoot with him, too. So wouldn't it be Bigfeet?
 
2010-01-06 12:41:39 PM
So, I have to wear something else to the job interview?

Well, Mr. Freakstorm, it says here you have experience building Windows servers.

Arrrrrgh!!!!

Yes. Well, How about the i5 series. Any experience?

Arrrrrgh!!!!

Okay. Well thank you for coming by. We'll be in touch.

Arrrrrgh!!!!Arrrrrgh!!!!Arrrrrgh!!!!Arrrrrgh!!!!Arrrrrgh!!!!Arrrrrgh!!!!Arrrrrg h !!!!Arrrrrgh!!!!Arrrrrgh!!!!Arrrrrgh!!!!Arrrrrgh!!!!

Can you start Monday?

Arrrrrgh!!!!

Okay! Tuesday.
 
2010-01-06 12:41:46 PM
That's like going into the bible belt and making fun of Jesus, or into the South and making fun of Nascar. You just don't do it, man! You're threatening their livelihood making fun of their beliefs.
 
2010-01-06 12:41:58 PM
Someone needs to shoop the bear f*cker costume from Super Troopers to look like Big Foot getting it in the pooper.
 
2010-01-06 12:42:15 PM
What a Bigfoot might look like.



www.sierranevada.com
 
2010-01-06 12:42:29 PM
Walker: He's lucky he wasn't shot.

i49.tinypic.com
 
2010-01-06 12:42:30 PM
I'm serious.
atlmalcontent.files.wordpress.com
 
2010-01-06 12:43:13 PM
BIGFOOT -- Now armed and dangerous

airbornecombatengineer.typepad.com
 
2010-01-06 12:45:35 PM
imagecache2.allposters.com
Samscrantch??!
 
2010-01-06 12:45:42 PM
gorgor: Schweet Simul!!!

Good God, I'm starting to think like gorgor!
 
2010-01-06 12:47:24 PM
Maud Dib: What a Bigfoot might look like.

I'm on-call tonight you bastard. Now I'm all thirsty for some Sierra Nevada. I hate you.
 
2010-01-06 12:48:23 PM
Running around the woods in a bigfoot costume around here is a good way to get yourself shot. Bubba loves them bigfeet burgers. New Hampshire must be all pussified, running low on Bubba's.
 
2010-01-06 12:49:22 PM
hogans: gorgor: Schweet Simul!!!

Good God, I'm starting to think like gorgor!


Yanno there's only about 3 1/2 hours difference in our accounts too.
REE REE REE REE
 
2010-01-06 12:50:19 PM
Maud Dib: What a Bigfoot might look like.

I've never had Sierra Nevada Bigfoot Ale, but even if it's 20 times as good as their regular pale ale, it's still going to be disgusting sewage.

/ Has no idea why SN is so popular. Worst. Beer. Evar.
 
2010-01-06 12:50:19 PM
CrankMyBlueSax: Running around the woods in a bigfoot costume around here is a good way to get yourself shot. Bubba loves them bigfeet burgers. New Hampshire must be all pussified, running low on Bubba's.

Yeah, except you're not allowed to carry firearms in a state park anymore.

/I think.
 
2010-01-06 12:51:13 PM
sxacho: Sasquatch stole my girlfriend.

Dear sxacho,

You can have her back.

Sincerely,
Sasquatch
 
2010-01-06 12:51:39 PM
gorgor: hogans: gorgor: Schweet Simul!!!

Good God, I'm starting to think like gorgor!

Yanno there's only about 3 1/2 hours difference in our accounts too.
REE REE REE REE


Aww Fark: Bringing the terribly insane and the insanely terrible together.
 
2010-01-06 12:52:26 PM
...Canada?
 
2010-01-06 12:52:46 PM
i141.photobucket.com

/Approves
 
2010-01-06 12:54:43 PM
yellowmattercustard 2010-01-06 12:41:46 PM
That's like going into the bible belt and making fun of Jesus, or into the South and making fun of Nascar. You just don't do it, man! You're threatening their livelihood making fun of their beliefs.


Uh, the "bible belt" and "South" are the same thing.
 
2010-01-06 12:55:08 PM
Sounds reasonable. I like dressing up like a bear and running through Central Park.img1.sidereel.com
 
2010-01-06 12:55:25 PM
You should have the right to do so, but you or your next of kin should not have the right to sue if you get shot.
 
2010-01-06 12:56:08 PM
As a park ranger, I'd much rather have the idiots in bigfoot costumes that aren't taking themselves too seriously than just about any other idiot in the park. Carry on, sir.
 
2010-01-06 12:59:13 PM
www.mondojohnson.com
 
2010-01-06 12:59:29 PM
Are there actually permits available for this?
 
2010-01-06 01:00:43 PM
WTF Indeed: ...park ranger halted his performance art project in the fall because he didn't have a permit.

Since when did you start needing a permit to suck at life?


You need a permit if you're gonna film your suckage.

And I love those commercials. Those and the Most Interesting Man in the World commercials are the only ones I go back and watch if I see them flash by.
 
2010-01-06 01:02:05 PM
He's lucky the real bigfoot didn't try mating with him.
 
2010-01-06 01:05:06 PM
Did he at least manage to sell his top-quality exercycle?
 
2010-01-06 01:06:14 PM
www.monorails.org

news.bbc.co.uk

Its been done.
 
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