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		Rowdy Roddy Piper's daughter escapes injury when a bus smashes her car. With pic of a hot set of bagpipes (tmz.com)		85
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kmmontandon

2010-01-06 02:24:43 AM

I bet the crash dragged out for ten boring minutes.

Bathia_Mapes

2010-01-06 02:29:18 AM

She's claiming the accident wasn't her fault, but I bet she opened the car door into the path of oncoming traffic.

shivashakti

2010-01-06 03:14:43 AM

He changed his legal name to Piper?

timujin

2010-01-06 03:22:27 AM

Bathia_Mapes: She's claiming the accident wasn't her fault, but I bet she opened the car door into the path of oncoming traffic.

That's what I thought at first, the same thing recently happened to a friend of mine while he was on his motorcycle. Someone opened their door right in front of him and just managed to catch his right leg and foot peg. But then I saw where she was already out of the car when the bus hit her door, so the bus driver would have had to have time to see it, right?

Bathia_Mapes

2010-01-06 03:38:21 AM

shivashakti: He changed his legal name to Piper?

Yep. He was born Roderick George Toombs.

RosevilleDan

2010-01-06 05:40:19 AM

Cute and dumb--just like I like them.

shivashakti

2010-01-06 06:27:04 AM

We're really stretching the bar on who we consider a celebrity now, aren't we?

TheOther

2010-01-06 07:33:50 AM

Ariel Piper is a whole different world of NSFW GIS.

skinink

2010-01-06 07:48:34 AM

I'd hit her with my coconuts.

TheOther: Ariel Piper is a whole different world of NSFW GIS.

Yea, but it's a really nice surprise because it's a cute redhead pornstar. This will give me something to research later.

TheLopper

2010-01-06 07:51:54 AM

Jimmy Superfly Snuka wanted for questioning.

/Just when you think you have all the answers, I change the questions!

abigsmurf

2010-01-06 08:12:06 AM

So... Hounding relatives of minor celebrities who (to the best of my knowledge) aren't seeking fame in anyway is deemed 'in the public interest' now?

Stay classy TMZ

Dwight256

2010-01-06 08:12:34 AM

Should be in the sports tab!

elvindeath

2010-01-06 08:14:16 AM

Wow. She's hot. Not sure about that voice though.

towatchoverme

2010-01-06 08:20:10 AM

I'd wreck that.

/oblig

DOW

2010-01-06 08:27:08 AM

I'd crack a pineapple over that.

canyoneer

2010-01-06 08:27:14 AM

I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum.

witneyman.files.wordpress.com

fookin eejit

2010-01-06 08:28:13 AM

Bookmarks, keeping America free from terrorists since early 2002.

wpmulligan

2010-01-06 08:39:41 AM

At what point does somebody's link to fame become so attenuated that TMZ ignores them?

kwirlkarphys

2010-01-06 08:40:19 AM

/what roddy's daughter ariel might look like

mrexcess

2010-01-06 08:42:17 AM

Glad to hear she wasn't kilt.

/would give it a shot at the title

drjekel_mrhyde

2010-01-06 09:08:43 AM

timujin: Bathia_Mapes: She's claiming the accident wasn't her fault, but I bet she opened the car door into the path of oncoming traffic.

That's what I thought at first, the same thing recently happened to a friend of mine while he was on his motorcycle. Someone opened their door right in front of him and just managed to catch his right leg and foot peg. But then I saw where she was already out of the car when the bus hit her door, so the bus driver would have had to have time to see it, right?

I almost killed my own cousin when he bailed out his car without looking
/He pissed himself that day

plywoodjungle

2010-01-06 09:12:25 AM

I dunno..........."smashes her car" seems a little exaggerated. Nice headlights though.

Another Government Employee

2010-01-06 09:20:49 AM

Nice looking girl. Sux about the car.

ihatedumbpeople

2010-01-06 09:21:54 AM

Is that her posted above? At work, so no way am I tempting fate clicking a damn TMZ link.

LonMead

2010-01-06 09:27:57 AM

Ahhh... HERE'S the right one...
s11.bdbphotos.com

and not too bad in brunette mode, either...
www.exposay.com

ihatedumbpeople

2010-01-06 09:28:17 AM

wow she ain't too bad huh

/forgot I had my phone with me today...der.

fookin eejit

2010-01-06 09:28:59 AM

LonMead: Ahhh... HERE'S the right one...

and not too bad in brunette mode, either...

Looks like she's all out of bubble gum, too.

/i have no idea what that means

germ78

2010-01-06 09:31:40 AM

kmmontandon: I bet the crash dragged out for ten boring minutes.

Only if a Hogan was involved.

/I mean, the big boot and a leg drop is your finisher?
//lame

Lou Stoolz

2010-01-06 09:39:04 AM

Cute...I'd stick my head up her kilt.

schattenteufel

2010-01-06 09:44:06 AM

They should hold a wrestling event to bring awareness to this near tragedy.
I know just the guys for the job...

www.starpulse.com

IdBeCrazyIf

2010-01-06 09:52:58 AM

I'd definitely give her a finisher

solcofn

2010-01-06 09:53:25 AM

She should take his place if they ever do a remake of this cinematic gem!

www.nanarland.com

Rapmaster2000

2010-01-06 09:57:07 AM

Jakevol2: I'd like to grapple in her Piper's Pit.

I came for something like this.

schattenteufel: They should hold a wrestling event to bring awareness to this near tragedy.
I know just the guys for the job...

Da Maniac loves you!!!!

Best episode of the season.

Dean Franz

2010-01-06 09:59:04 AM

His mania is NOT confined to the ring

eagles95

2010-01-06 10:01:06 AM

TheLopper: Jimmy Superfly Snuka wanted for questioning.

/Just when you think you have all the answers, I change the questions!

I'd smash a coconut over her head.

/only wrestling nerd gets that
//still funny after all these years

DeadZone

2010-01-06 10:05:20 AM

I'd pin it.

PYROY

2010-01-06 10:06:01 AM

I'm guessing she called TMZ and reported it herself. There's no way anyone just knew who she was.

Savage Belief

2010-01-06 10:12:06 AM

I'd body slam it
I'd give it a five knucke shuffle
I'd power bomb it
I'd pile drive it
I'd 619 it
I'd five-star frog splash it
I'd clothes line it

/Aaaand I'm spent.

Cndn Bacon

2010-01-06 10:12:56 AM

I never knew that Groundskeeper Willie had a daughter.

Link (new window)

Oh wait...

Whatthefark

2010-01-06 10:20:26 AM

She could have at least bladed herself.

Flashman73

2010-01-06 10:20:29 AM

I'd open her turnbuckle with my fingers and eat what's inside

dj_spanmaster

2010-01-06 10:21:54 AM

"Would you take a chance at being put in a Sleeper Hold for a shot with his daughter?"

Why, yes. Yes I would. She's a damn good looker. Which may or may not make her quality in the sack, but most people can be taught.

solyhhit

2010-01-06 10:23:12 AM

Oh, I'd have a dog collar match with her!

texdent

2010-01-06 10:31:22 AM

I would climb up on the corner of the ring and jump onto her with my 'elbow' leading the way.

downtownkid

2010-01-06 10:33:41 AM

I'd let her bag my pipe.

Flashman73

2010-01-06 10:33:42 AM

I'd smack her over the head with a chair and then lay on top of her for 3 seconds and walk away satisfied

A crazy liquor and cheeseburger party

2010-01-06 10:50:01 AM

kmmontandon: I bet the crash dragged out for ten boring minutes.

If that was a They Live crack, then you can just shut your whore mouth right the fark now.

rastjr

2010-01-06 10:50:39 AM

I'd like to give her my "hide the snake move" that I've been practicing on my pillow.

Mentat

2010-01-06 10:57:05 AM

I would let her do the Dance of the Three Snakes for me.

solyhhit

2010-01-06 10:57:12 AM

A crazy liquor and cheeseburger party: kmmontandon: I bet the crash dragged out for ten boring minutes.

If that was a They Live crack, then you can just shut your whore mouth right the fark now.

Seconded.

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