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(TMZ) Misc Rowdy Roddy Piper's daughter escapes injury when a bus smashes her car. With pic of a hot set of bagpipes   (tmz.com) divider line 86
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2010-01-06 02:24:43 AM
I bet the crash dragged out for ten boring minutes.
 
2010-01-06 02:29:18 AM
She's claiming the accident wasn't her fault, but I bet she opened the car door into the path of oncoming traffic.
 
2010-01-06 03:14:43 AM
He changed his legal name to Piper?
 
2010-01-06 03:22:27 AM
Bathia_Mapes: She's claiming the accident wasn't her fault, but I bet she opened the car door into the path of oncoming traffic.

That's what I thought at first, the same thing recently happened to a friend of mine while he was on his motorcycle. Someone opened their door right in front of him and just managed to catch his right leg and foot peg. But then I saw where she was already out of the car when the bus hit her door, so the bus driver would have had to have time to see it, right?
 
2010-01-06 03:38:21 AM
shivashakti: He changed his legal name to Piper?

Yep. He was born Roderick George Toombs.
 
2010-01-06 05:40:19 AM
Cute and dumb--just like I like them.
 
2010-01-06 06:27:04 AM
We're really stretching the bar on who we consider a celebrity now, aren't we?
 
2010-01-06 07:33:50 AM
Ariel Piper is a whole different world of NSFW GIS.
 
2010-01-06 07:48:34 AM

I'd hit her with my coconuts.


TheOther: Ariel Piper is a whole different world of NSFW GIS.

Yea, but it's a really nice surprise because it's a cute redhead pornstar. This will give me something to research later.

 
2010-01-06 07:51:54 AM
Jimmy Superfly Snuka wanted for questioning.

/Just when you think you have all the answers, I change the questions!
 
2010-01-06 08:12:06 AM
So... Hounding relatives of minor celebrities who (to the best of my knowledge) aren't seeking fame in anyway is deemed 'in the public interest' now?

Stay classy TMZ
 
2010-01-06 08:12:34 AM
Should be in the sports tab!
 
2010-01-06 08:14:16 AM
Wow. She's hot. Not sure about that voice though.
 
2010-01-06 08:20:10 AM
I'd wreck that.

/oblig
 
DOW
2010-01-06 08:27:08 AM
I'd crack a pineapple over that.
 
2010-01-06 08:27:14 AM
I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum.

witneyman.files.wordpress.com
 
2010-01-06 08:28:13 AM
Bookmarks, keeping America free from terrorists since early 2002.
 
2010-01-06 08:39:41 AM
At what point does somebody's link to fame become so attenuated that TMZ ignores them?
 
2010-01-06 08:40:19 AM
c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com


/what roddy's daughter ariel might look like
 
2010-01-06 08:42:17 AM
Glad to hear she wasn't kilt.

/would give it a shot at the title
 
2010-01-06 09:08:43 AM
timujin: Bathia_Mapes: She's claiming the accident wasn't her fault, but I bet she opened the car door into the path of oncoming traffic.

That's what I thought at first, the same thing recently happened to a friend of mine while he was on his motorcycle. Someone opened their door right in front of him and just managed to catch his right leg and foot peg. But then I saw where she was already out of the car when the bus hit her door, so the bus driver would have had to have time to see it, right?


I almost killed my own cousin when he bailed out his car without looking
/He pissed himself that day
 
2010-01-06 09:12:25 AM
I dunno..........."smashes her car" seems a little exaggerated. Nice headlights though.
 
2010-01-06 09:20:49 AM
Nice looking girl. Sux about the car.
 
2010-01-06 09:21:54 AM
Is that her posted above? At work, so no way am I tempting fate clicking a damn TMZ link.
 
2010-01-06 09:27:57 AM
Ahhh... HERE'S the right one...
s11.bdbphotos.com

and not too bad in brunette mode, either...
www.exposay.com
 
2010-01-06 09:28:17 AM
wow she ain't too bad huh

/forgot I had my phone with me today...der.
 
2010-01-06 09:28:59 AM
LonMead: Ahhh... HERE'S the right one...


and not too bad in brunette mode, either...


Looks like she's all out of bubble gum, too.

/i have no idea what that means
 
2010-01-06 09:31:40 AM
kmmontandon: I bet the crash dragged out for ten boring minutes.

Only if a Hogan was involved.

/I mean, the big boot and a leg drop is your finisher?
//lame
 
2010-01-06 09:39:04 AM
Cute...I'd stick my head up her kilt.
 
2010-01-06 09:44:06 AM
They should hold a wrestling event to bring awareness to this near tragedy.
I know just the guys for the job...

www.starpulse.com
 
2010-01-06 09:52:58 AM
I'd definitely give her a finisher
 
2010-01-06 09:53:25 AM
She should take his place if they ever do a remake of this cinematic gem!

www.nanarland.com
 
2010-01-06 09:57:07 AM
Jakevol2: I'd like to grapple in her Piper's Pit.

I came for something like this.

schattenteufel: They should hold a wrestling event to bring awareness to this near tragedy.
I know just the guys for the job...


Da Maniac loves you!!!!

Best episode of the season.
 
2010-01-06 09:59:04 AM
His mania is NOT confined to the ring
 
2010-01-06 10:01:06 AM
TheLopper: Jimmy Superfly Snuka wanted for questioning.

/Just when you think you have all the answers, I change the questions!


I'd smash a coconut over her head.

/only wrestling nerd gets that
//still funny after all these years
 
2010-01-06 10:05:20 AM
I'd pin it.
 
2010-01-06 10:06:01 AM
I'm guessing she called TMZ and reported it herself. There's no way anyone just knew who she was.
 
2010-01-06 10:12:06 AM
I'd body slam it
I'd give it a five knucke shuffle
I'd power bomb it
I'd pile drive it
I'd 619 it
I'd five-star frog splash it
I'd clothes line it

/Aaaand I'm spent.
 
2010-01-06 10:12:56 AM
I never knew that Groundskeeper Willie had a daughter.

Link (new window)

Oh wait...
 
2010-01-06 10:20:26 AM
She could have at least bladed herself.
 
2010-01-06 10:20:29 AM
I'd open her turnbuckle with my fingers and eat what's inside
 
2010-01-06 10:21:54 AM
"Would you take a chance at being put in a Sleeper Hold for a shot with his daughter?"

Why, yes. Yes I would. She's a damn good looker. Which may or may not make her quality in the sack, but most people can be taught.
 
2010-01-06 10:23:12 AM
Oh, I'd have a dog collar match with her!
 
2010-01-06 10:31:22 AM
I would climb up on the corner of the ring and jump onto her with my 'elbow' leading the way.
 
2010-01-06 10:33:41 AM
I'd let her bag my pipe.
 
2010-01-06 10:33:42 AM
I'd smack her over the head with a chair and then lay on top of her for 3 seconds and walk away satisfied
 
2010-01-06 10:50:01 AM
kmmontandon: I bet the crash dragged out for ten boring minutes.

If that was a They Live crack, then you can just shut your whore mouth right the fark now.
 
2010-01-06 10:50:39 AM
I'd like to give her my "hide the snake move" that I've been practicing on my pillow.
 
2010-01-06 10:57:05 AM
I would let her do the Dance of the Three Snakes for me.
 
2010-01-06 10:57:12 AM
A crazy liquor and cheeseburger party: kmmontandon: I bet the crash dragged out for ten boring minutes.

If that was a They Live crack, then you can just shut your whore mouth right the fark now.


Seconded.
 
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