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(News.com.au)   Attacker kills man after sharing beers with him. Of Coors, the thug wasn't the victim's Bud, so what Foster's this kind of brutality in people? Let's not beat around the Busch. He may have had a Pabst history of mental illness   (news.com.au) divider line 83
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2010-01-06 12:52:30 AM
Löwenbräu humor
 
2010-01-06 01:05:59 AM
Subby, your headline was brilliant!
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2010-01-06 02:25:26 AM
Subby, please don't insult beer by calling Coors "beer".
 
2010-01-06 03:22:00 AM
Well, this just Fosters a negative image of beer drinkers.
 
2010-01-06 03:56:44 AM
Grolsch, not to Harp on this too much, but I sure hope he's Guinness just deserts.
 
2010-01-06 04:25:27 AM
Asahi posted this headline, subby just knew that we would Singha him praises and all that Jazz. Nice one, Tiger.
 
2010-01-06 05:52:48 AM
+1
 
2010-01-06 06:00:21 AM
MontyBaxx: Grolsch, not to Harp on this too much, but I sure hope he's Guinness just deserts.

He'll probably get it up the Heineken in jail.
 
2010-01-06 06:05:30 AM
Either a pabst history of mental illness, or he was just an arrogant bastard.

did they release the victim's name, or do they still need to notify next of heineken?

Way to hamms it up subby.
 
2010-01-06 06:07:34 AM
I have heard that beer is good and people are crazy.


Whatever happened to Old Frothingslosh?
 
2010-01-06 06:10:34 AM
Some people use alcohol as an excuse to be a basstard.
 
2010-01-06 06:14:50 AM
Sid Deuces: I have heard that beer is good and people are crazy.


Whatever happened to Old Frothingslosh?


The pale, stale ale brewed with 'ippity 'ops?

Never heard of it. ;)
 
2010-01-06 06:14:51 AM
Obviously this guy was no Guinness
 
2010-01-06 06:18:23 AM
The first headline I saw for this was "Man Kills Friend After Beer" and I thought, GOOD, I'd kill anyone that was after my beer too.
 
2010-01-06 06:20:18 AM
Doesn't he know Killian's wrong?
 
2010-01-06 06:26:22 AM
did he kilkenny?
 
2010-01-06 06:26:49 AM
mailroomjack: Löwenbräu humor
I'd say you win, Hamm's down..

This thread has some real funny Schlitz already.
 
2010-01-06 06:29:46 AM
This thread is Golden. I feel Lucky to have read it.
 
2010-01-06 06:31:30 AM
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A toast to subby
 
2010-01-06 06:34:25 AM
Amstel reeling in shock, I can't believe someone would do something like this. Did someone at least try to perform the heineken maneuver on him?
 
2010-01-06 06:34:27 AM
I wish I could get some Canadian Fosters oil cans herein the land Downunder. The local Fosters sucks. I even had a test test with a few local CUB employees where we had two year old oil cans and 4 cans of local fosters where 2 cans hadn't made it through the pasteurizer stage. The Canadian Fosters was considered the best by far. The others were poured down the drain.

/Fosters brothers brought the world the concept of refrigerated beer.
//Fosters started out in NY then Oz then Great White North
 
2010-01-06 06:34:35 AM
What a bunch of Schlitz.
 
2010-01-06 06:35:25 AM
thinking about it CPR may be more effective than the "heineken" given the situation.
 
2010-01-06 06:36:35 AM
Missed Misterblaine's Hamm's reference...

That's my only Point.
 
2010-01-06 06:42:25 AM
You might say it's a cataStroh'sphe.

/ugh
 
2010-01-06 06:45:20 AM
Ale bet he killed him with his bare fists, as they're big ol' Hamms. I hear he was a big fella - a stout railroad porter. Or maybe a lager.
 
2010-01-06 06:45:36 AM
I'll write a Boheme, played on a Harp in the Hoegaarden.

I'm honestly looking at all these shiat beers on my desk right now
 
2010-01-06 06:53:10 AM
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Boheme is beer, harp is pens and Hoegaarden is a screwdriver
 
2010-01-06 07:08:33 AM
AntiNorm [TotalFark] Quote 2010-01-06 02:25:26 AM
Subby, please don't insult beer by calling Coors "beer".


Oh No!, Not this Shlitz again.
 
2010-01-06 07:14:25 AM
Smooth one subby. +1
 
2010-01-06 07:17:46 AM
At least he didn't rape her by putting pilsner drink
 
2010-01-06 07:23:18 AM
Is it just me or is this trend towards non-clever puns for headlines the new standard?

Makes me long for Wait, what?!?
 
2010-01-06 07:30:45 AM
subby you are milwaukee's best and the pride of newark. yes, p.o.d. was a beer.
 
2010-01-06 07:34:47 AM
HOLY XXXX!!!!

What ales thee? Leffe just be friends!
 
2010-01-06 07:40:39 AM
Were Shotz fired?

www.clayvision.com

\Hot like Cindy Williams
 
2010-01-06 07:41:38 AM
Trying to work in a Rolling Rock reference...got nothing. I know it's cheerleader beer. I love it so.
 
2010-01-06 07:44:05 AM
flup: At least he didn't rape her by putting pilsner drink


You only said "rape" once. Don't you like rape?

/Rape
 
2010-01-06 07:47:10 AM
Ugh puns. The lowest form of humor.
Make sure you include this headline in your application for local news reporter.
 
2010-01-06 07:51:45 AM
I'm sure there's a joke about his Heineken will now get Blue Mooned in jail now or something.

/got nuthin
 
2010-01-06 08:11:42 AM
Headline never mentioned beer - just different strengths of urine
 
2010-01-06 08:12:32 AM
luckyeddie: Headline never mentioned beer - just different strengths of urine

QFT!
 
2010-01-06 08:14:25 AM
Rumpleforskin: Ugh puns. The lowest form of humor.
Make sure you include this headline in your application for local news reporter.


So you're the one that submitted this with a better headline, eh?

/Lighten up, Francis
//And your Fark handle is a pun, too...
 
2010-01-06 08:18:08 AM
luckyeddie: Headline never mentioned beer - just different strengths of urine

EZ Writer: QFT!

You both sound fat
 
2010-01-06 08:28:28 AM
Betcha the attacker will get a few of these in PMITA prison...
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2010-01-06 08:29:26 AM
Did he Foster any ill will against him? did he give him a shiner or just Ziegenbock him?
 
2010-01-06 08:50:12 AM
Razorwolf: luckyeddie: Headline never mentioned beer - just different strengths of urine

EZ Writer: QFT!

You both sound fat


Fat - and my right leg's getting fatter.

Just been confirmed I have deep vein thrombosis ('several' clots), I'm likely to be on warfarin for a year if not for the rest of my life, and my alcohol limit is just 3 units a day.

I looked at my doctor and he anticipated my thoughts because he said "No, you cannot save them up for a decent session - it could end in your death".

I told him "Three units IS death".

So what's 3 units in terms of Bud? A Couple of cases?
 
2010-01-06 08:56:39 AM
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R.I.P. Ralf Schumacher
 
2010-01-06 09:08:53 AM
DaddyRat: //And your Fark handle is a pun, too...

And a misspelled pun, at that.
 
2010-01-06 09:16:18 AM
Sure, just Hamm's it up everybody.
 
2010-01-06 09:18:25 AM
That must have been some shiatty beer. I'm guessing Keystone.
 
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