/wanted for questioning

Deliverance us from evil

Bumper sticker I saw recently:
"Paddle faster, I hear banjo music!"

El Kabong

Obscure?

Arrows are far more dangerous...

I dated a girl who owned several guitars and one banjo. I never picked one up before, but it was really heavy!

/Oh God, I actually realized just how funny that was AFTER typing it.
//completely honest.
///I swear!

I'll take the case!

Bards can use musical instruments as implements.

Do you know how to tell if your stage is level? Put a banjo player on it and see what side of his mouth the drool drips from.

The difference between a banjo and a trampoline is you take your shoes off for the trampoline.

Please don't bring your banjo back, for I know where it's been.
I wasn't hardly gone a day when it became the scene.
Banjos, banjos, all the time,
I can't forget that tune.
And if I ever see another banjo, I'm going off to buy a big balloon...

/obscure?

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I think it's hilarious that Colorado considers a Banjo a deadly weapon. Even when played, banjos only cause pain, not death.

/He hit him! It must have been aggravated assault!
/Of course, a successful prosecution for ag. assault looks better than a successful prosecution for normal assault, but no lawyer anywhere would want to overcharge someone just to pad their numbers...

Some say my cock resembles a banjo.

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Mr. Potatoass: Some say my cock resembles a banjo.

annoying and out of tune?

would have thought it would be an offensive weapon

One of the least used sentences in the English language is, "That's the banjo player's Porsche."

Impasse: Wild Rebels

It's like getting hit on the back of the head with a surfboard of flavor!

In most states anything can be a "deadly weapon" if you go upside someone's dome with it. This could include banjos, sticks, wrenches, spoons, etc.

In Colorado, banjo bashes you...

Aspen (new window)

/I got worms

anthonix: it was really heavy!

This.

instaconcussion

It's my constitutional right to bear banjos!

I play some 3 finger Scruggs melodic clawhammer frailing style 5 string banjo every once in a while.

We don't care what the peoples' thinkin'. We aint drunk, we're just drinking!

Whereas a bagpipe is an "infernal device."

Mr. Potatoass: Some say my cock resembles a banjo.


No, ONLY you say that.

You know who else played the banjo...

mreuther: You know who else played the banjo...

Came here looking for a reference to a mass murdering leaders soulful side.. Leaving laughing and satisfied.

Frown



/upon your shenanigans

russsssman: mreuther: You know who else played the banjo...

Came here looking for a reference to a mass murdering leaders soulful side.. Leaving laughing and satisfied.

And pondering upon how the world might have been different, had Hitler known the soulful strains of banjo music...

Gyrfalcon: russsssman: mreuther: You know who else played the banjo...

Came here looking for a reference to a mass murdering leaders soulful side.. Leaving laughing and satisfied.

And pondering upon how the world might have been different, had Hitler known the soulful strains of banjo music...

think he tried that with his artwork.. Until his college professor made him feel like douche juice...

In Colorado, a banjo is considered a deadly weapon, at least when you hit someone in the head with it. Otherwise, it's just a deadlyblunt instrument.

FTFY subby

vicejay: Q: What's 'perfect pitch' on a banjo?

A: When you toss it into the dumpster and hit an accordion.

I had a banjo in my car once, and forgot to lock the door. When I came back to the car, someone had broken in and left four more!

What's worse than a banjo player?

Two banjo players.

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