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(The Sun)   Britney does interesting leg exercises at poolside. The Sun is there (w/pics)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 163
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2003-04-04 10:46:57 PM
Thank god for the sun. Without it we wouldn't get to see what Britney is up to.......yawn.
 
2003-04-04 10:48:31 PM
POP princess Britney Spears shows off her Brit-knees

Bwahaha! Leave it to The Sun to write up witty gems like this one.
 
2003-04-04 11:16:53 PM
looks like her old tummy needs one of these.....

 
2003-04-04 11:26:16 PM
She has a healthy ass on her.

I'd hit it 'til she bought me stuff.
 
2003-04-04 11:37:48 PM
Nice legs for a no-talent skank. Wow, I'm bitter today :-D On that pleasant note, check out the headline of the article. Makes the quote StomachMonkey posted look deserving of a Pulitzer.
 
2003-04-04 11:43:49 PM
It's all most worth spanking over.
 
2003-04-05 01:15:03 AM
I'd hit it and hit it and hit it and hit it and hit it and hit it and hit it and hit it and hit it and hit it and hit it and...

Oh, and I'd wear earplugs. Nasty voice, she has.
 
2003-04-05 01:31:50 AM
Working for the Sun must be the greatest job in the world.
 
2003-04-05 07:22:47 AM
She's doin Kegels. Must be gettin ready for that prOn role.
 
BR2
2003-04-05 07:25:05 AM
If you come from white trash, you always will be it. Witness the smoking by the poolside. That's not social smokin', it's addiction.
 
2003-04-05 07:27:13 AM
Britney smoking a cigarette.

Witness half of America's youth reigniting their old habit in 3....2....
 
2003-04-05 07:29:41 AM
big legs, bigs arse,... i'd hit it, but just cause.
 
2003-04-05 07:30:09 AM
And in the "Sun News Something-we-actually-give-a-fark-about" Department: LEILANI ON PAGE 3

That is all.
 
2003-04-05 07:31:00 AM
She had better hurry up and do some damn porn before she gets fat(ter).
 
2003-04-05 07:31:36 AM
Give the Sun some credit: At least they admit it was a bad gag, but they have so little material to work with...

Once again, The Sun must apologise for the poor quality of the Britney headline above.
This is due to her having had only two memorable hits - the other was Baby One More Time - on which to base our gags.

Come on, Britney - let's have some more!


I'd rather we didn't, personally.
 
2003-04-05 07:31:49 AM
TreeSurgeon, I daresay that I and many a dirty semi-old man such as myself will be perfectly happy to watch said pr0n role.

I'd hit it baby, one more time. (Had to throw that in there just to keep it in the same vein as the Sun's headline)
 
2003-04-05 07:31:59 AM
well said, well spoken
 
2003-04-05 07:33:27 AM
Once again, The Sun must apologise for the poor quality of the Britney headline above.

This is due to her having had only two memorable hits - the other was Baby One More Time - on which to base our gags.


A bit of meta-writing from the Sun.. nice.
 
2003-04-05 07:34:24 AM
she's going to be a big one. look at the ankles.
 
2003-04-05 07:35:29 AM
I find it hilarious that the guys that say they wouldn't "hit" a celebrity when, A) that celeb probably wouldn't even let them touch them, let alone hit it, and B) they've probably had the (dis)pleasure of hitting girls way uglier than said celebrity.
 
2003-04-05 07:35:30 AM
And I....as a dirty semi-mid-20's guy, will be perfectly happy to watch said prOn role myself. I'd be even happier to participate.
 
2003-04-05 07:36:08 AM
Much like a Ball-Park prank, get her knocked up and I bet she'll "plump when ya cook her."
 
2003-04-05 07:36:50 AM
she's going to be a big one. look at the ankles.

Thats what people said about our puppy a few years back. How appropriate you should say it about Britney.


They were right about our dog.
 
2003-04-05 07:41:20 AM
You can take the white trash out of the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park out of the trash!
 
2003-04-05 07:42:38 AM
I guess it's just me, but that doesn't look like Britney Spears.
 
2003-04-05 07:43:43 AM
THAT'S supposed to be what's considered "sexy"? *vomits*
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2003-04-05 07:45:31 AM
Wow. If she didn't have fake breasts and smoke cigarettes...actually I still wouldn't want anything to do with somebody whose job involves acting slutty. But not bad, not bad at all. Certainly better than the recent boobies links.
 
2003-04-05 07:45:42 AM
"Come on, Britney - let's have some more!"

I don't think they were talking about hits.
 
2003-04-05 07:46:00 AM
Time to kill the kittens
 
2003-04-05 07:46:08 AM
Ooops...they've done it again.


/running away.
 
2003-04-05 07:48:12 AM
04-05-03 07:35:29 AM
Agent_X

I find it hilarious that the guys that say they wouldn't "hit" a celebrity when, A) that celeb probably wouldn't even let them touch them, let alone hit it, and B) they've probably had the (dis)pleasure of hitting girls way uglier than said celebrity.
Uglier, yes. Skankier? No. Have I nailed a girl with more chemicals in her hair than Britney? No. Have I nailed a girl who has more plastic in her body than Britney? No.

On the other hand, have I nailed girls with better singing voices than Britney? Yes. *g*
 
2003-04-05 07:48:33 AM
thats not her is it?!?!?!?
 
2003-04-05 07:53:54 AM
Would anyone here buy a video featuring me butt-farking Britney Spears?

That's my goal in life. This is how i will become a billionaire.
 
2003-04-05 07:59:29 AM
Let me be the first to suggest a Photoshop spree with at least one of those photos.

Gentlemen, start your engines.
 
2003-04-05 08:06:40 AM
Look at those legs and arse! She well on the way to become a chubster. Time to hit Bally's baby and not just for the paycheck.
 
2003-04-05 08:32:48 AM
That neck of hers in picture #4 reveals her true identity as a lizard. I knew it all along.
 
2003-04-05 08:40:51 AM
I'd ride it.
 
2003-04-05 08:47:32 AM
Ooops, I wank'd it again, I playd with myself..
 
2003-04-05 09:11:44 AM
big legs, bigs arse...before she gets fat(ter)...she's going to be a big one. look at the ankles....Look at those legs and arse! She well on the way to become a chubster.

You people are morons.

A woman with a normal, healthy body is fat??? Give me a frickin break. Plastic aside her body is no different than 75%-90% of the girls her age.
 
2003-04-05 09:12:04 AM
*In line to have a box lunch at the Y*
 
2003-04-05 09:29:20 AM
Speaking as a man who happens to like women who look like women (a little soft and curvy), I have to say...I'd hit it.
DaCricket knows what I'm talkin' about.
 
2003-04-05 09:35:34 AM
...and another thing...
I think there is something pretty disturbing about a "man" who thinks that the ideal woman's body is either that of a prepubescent boy or a starvation victim.
 
dwg
2003-04-05 09:39:43 AM
Not. That chick is a heifer. Look at that ass! It's huge. She's got big thighs too, it's only a matter of a short time before... ...
 
2003-04-05 09:53:19 AM
looks like her old tummy needs one of these.....

big legs, bigs arse,...

She had better hurry up and do some damn porn before she gets fat(ter).

she's going to be a big one. look at the ankles.

THAT'S supposed to be what's considered "sexy"? *vomits*

Look at those legs and arse! She well on the way to become a chubster.

What is wrong with you people!? I do not care for her much personally and think she projects a somewhat skanky image for teen age girls to follow but body-wise THAT IS A VERY CLOSE TO PERFECTION. What do you want a anorexia? And another thing I do not think she has had a boob job. If she has she should ask for a refund they are probably "B" cups "C" at the most and the flatten out when she is on her back as in the first and second picture. Fakes don't do that.
 
2003-04-05 09:58:49 AM
she has the fat genes. which she won't be able to fight anymore once she's out of her teenage years
 
2003-04-05 10:04:19 AM
As she is now I have no complaints, I was just agreeing she's got the propensity to balloon up in the future.

Given the fact she's a bit larger than I think people expect it does leave the possibility that her boobs are real open. (Yeah right who the fark am I kidding).
 
2003-04-05 10:08:34 AM
Looks like she's getting that sweet build she had back in the "hit me baby one more time" era. I hate super skinny girls. Anybody that has ever been layed knows alittle extra padding is better. She never had a boob job either. Push-up bra's and padding is all I believe she is guilty of. How else could her bust size go from a b cup to a d cup and back every other public appearance.
 
2003-04-05 10:09:28 AM
Is it just me or has she had her implants removed? Even considering the fact that she's lying down, those tits are noticeably flatter.
 
2003-04-05 10:21:18 AM
I agree with you, AlaJoe. I don't like her image that she puts forth, but if she were to wise up and not act like such a twit, I wouldn't mind looking at her more often. Soft and curvey.... mmmmmmm...
 
2003-04-05 10:25:50 AM
VoicesCarry sez:
Is it just me or has she had her implants removed? Even considering the fact that she's lying down, those tits are noticeably flatter.

That is the miracle of the Wonderbra™!
 
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