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(Some Guy) Amusing Some leave office and lead productive lives in the private sector, some get cited for stealing crackers   (fox8.com) divider line 43
More: Amusing, Kent Mayor John Fender, wine, Portage Municipal Court, state road, thefts, private sector, Kent, Greater Cleveland  
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Sybarite [TotalFark]
2010-01-05 02:51:10 PM
attempting to steal a box of crackers and a bottle of wine

No cheese?
 
EvilEgg [TotalFark]
2010-01-05 03:33:47 PM
A corporate VP got fired at a place I used to work for stealing cigarettes from the company store. Evidently he would buy something from behind the clerk and reach up in the rack and grab them while the clerk's back was turned. Worked like a charm until they set up the video camera.

Imagining explaining that to your wife and kids.
 
vicejay [TotalFark]
2010-01-05 04:27:18 PM
Some will die in hot pursuit in fiery auto crashes
 
sboyle1020
2010-01-05 04:28:05 PM
Reminds me of a story from my old hometown. 2 wives of town officials were passed out in a Shop 'N' Bag with 40 Reddi Whip cans on the floor surrounding them. Priceless.
 
trippdogg
2010-01-05 04:30:12 PM
Came for pictures of what crackers and a bottle of wine might look like - leaving disappointed...
 
ultraholland [TotalFark]
2010-01-05 04:32:23 PM
www.dreamagic.com

unimpressed
 
southern78
2010-01-05 04:33:02 PM
vicejay: Some will die in hot pursuit in fiery auto crashes

while sifting through my ashes...ahh random but now its stuck in my head
 
MrHappyRotter
2010-01-05 04:33:32 PM
After all the years of service this guy put in, I seriously hope they aren't going to convict him. The article is a little light on details, but I'm sure there's a logical explanation for what happened, no need to blow it out of proportion.
 
calbert [TotalFark]
2010-01-05 04:35:01 PM
download.lardlad.com

"You're letting me go?"

"Kirk, crackers are a family food, happy families. Maybe single people eat crackers, we don't know. Frankly, we don't want to know. It's a market we can do without."

"So, that's it after 20 years? 'So long. Good luck?'"

"I don't recall saying 'good luck.'"
 
MentalMoment
2010-01-05 04:35:13 PM
vicejay: Some will die in hot pursuit in fiery auto crashes

At least he didn't shoplift cough syrup.
 
TsarTom [TotalFark]
2010-01-05 04:37:36 PM
The comments are awesome:

There goes twelve years of making a good name for himself. Now the folks will start posting about how we don't know what kind of upbringing he had, or the stress he was under. Which will we remember about him, the good mayor or the thief? Could have been worse, though. At least he wasn't found naked in a driveway, or photographed cross dressing!

AND:

yOU HAVE TO THINK... DOES HE HAVE ALZHEIMER'S OR SOME OTHER CONDITION THAT WOULD CAUSE HIS BIZARRE BEHAVIOR?
 
Pump_ThePurpleWarrior
2010-01-05 04:37:53 PM
i197.photobucket.com

Maybe he just likes crackers, man!
 
schattenteufel [TotalFark]
2010-01-05 04:39:15 PM
Who my cracka?

img130.imageshack.us
 
tuna fingers [TotalFark]
2010-01-05 04:40:22 PM
images.uulyrics.com

Wine and Crackers?
Happy Birthday to Me!
 
Gunderson
2010-01-05 04:41:06 PM
sillydad.com

Cracker
 
theknuckler_33
2010-01-05 04:41:15 PM
Sounds like the onset of senility or Alzheimer's. Shame.
 
2wolves [TotalFark]
2010-01-05 04:41:44 PM
tuna fingers: Wine and Crackers?
Happy Birthday to Me!

I prefer Camper van
 
Psumek
2010-01-05 04:42:14 PM
vicejay: Some will die in hot pursuit in fiery auto crashes

First thing I thought of

/now I have Rod (or Todd) going "I'm a surfer!"
 
TsarTom [TotalFark]
2010-01-05 04:42:26 PM
tuna fingers: Wine and Crackers?
Happy Birthday to Me!

THIS!
is what the world needs now.
 
MikeyFuccon
2010-01-05 04:44:04 PM
Ah, Summit and Portage counties, where the FAIL is delivered fresh daily...

/from Hudson, Ohio
//kid sister at Kent State
///not really getting a kick
 
jaytkay
2010-01-05 04:44:41 PM
Whining cracker

www.talkingpointsmemo.com
 
Fitty1fitty
2010-01-05 04:46:32 PM
vicejay: Some will die in hot pursuit in fiery auto crashes

Some will die in hot pursuit while sifting through my ashes.

/You never know just how you look through other peoples eyes
 
RealFarknMcCoy2
2010-01-05 04:50:47 PM
So, what is dubya up to these days, other than stealing crackers?

/DNRTFA
//takes her matches and shuffles away to watch...
 
thenooch
2010-01-05 04:58:49 PM
Approves...

cache.gawker.com

/hot like borrowed crackers
 
upright_apes_r_us
2010-01-05 05:00:08 PM
It was a simple misunderstanding. He forgot to add for inflation in his offer to get them to look the other way.
 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark]
2010-01-05 05:05:59 PM
Tip: Stealing Mexicans is not illegal, and you can fit more of them in the trunk.
 
fusillade762
2010-01-05 05:07:12 PM
trippdogg: Came for pictures of what crackers and a bottle of wine might look like - leaving disappointed...

www.fox8.com

What wine and crackers may look like.
 
SlothB77 [TotalFark]
2010-01-05 05:07:29 PM
better than this ex-mayor who broke into women's homes and stole their panties (new window)

probably was a fark thread for this one already
 
Leeds
2010-01-05 05:10:42 PM
Did Tonto write this headline?



// Hot
 
I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros
2010-01-05 05:11:22 PM
Who's in charge here?
Where's my Captain's Wafers?
Don't go 'round hungry now!

The way you eat that oatmeal pie,
Makes me just wanna die!
 
MBooda
2010-01-05 05:11:38 PM
The alleged incident in question happened Dec. 26, 2009, at the Acme Fresh Market

Perpetrator?
retrothing.typepad.com
 
Rufus Lee King [TotalFark]
2010-01-05 05:13:31 PM
Sounds like the guy is boarding the Disorient Express.
 
Day_Old_Dutchie
2010-01-05 05:21:37 PM
He wanted to celebrate Mass...
 
Ringtailed79
2010-01-05 05:23:18 PM
vicejay: Some will die in hot pursuit in fiery auto crashes

Welcome to my friends list

/I don't mind the sun sometimes
 
GoofyTigre
2010-01-05 05:24:22 PM
-Cracka, Please!
-Cracka, What?

/having trouble keeping my prostitutes in line.
 
burgle23
2010-01-05 05:25:51 PM
Gunderson: Cracker

I know it's not supposed to be one, but that poor kid got a tampon tattooed on his belly.
 
Curse of the Goth Kids
2010-01-05 05:32:29 PM
vicejay: Some will die in hot pursuit in fiery auto crashes

I suppose after this he'll be moving down to Florida.
 
jtown
2010-01-05 05:34:24 PM
EvilEgg: A corporate VP got fired at a place I used to work for stealing cigarettes from the company store. Evidently he would buy something from behind the clerk and reach up in the rack and grab them while the clerk's back was turned. Worked like a charm until they set up the video camera.

Imagining explaining that to your wife and kids.

I don't understand. Isn't that what VeePs are supposed to do? They should have rewarded him for showing initiative.
 
the lunatic fringe
2010-01-05 05:40:11 PM
DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!?! I know your boss, and you'll pay for this!!!
 
Pay the Man
2010-01-05 05:40:27 PM
mokellyreport.files.wordpress.com

Seriously unimpressed.
 
SecretAgentWoman [TotalFark]
2010-01-05 07:18:46 PM
The guy is either very broke or has mental problems. Either way, I find it sad.
 
xddga
2010-01-05 08:41:51 PM
z.about.com

"Now where are my saltines?"

/hot, like barb
 
Cymbaline
2010-01-05 10:02:43 PM
This story is a read *because* gorgor posted beofore PocketNinja or Weaver95. That makes it priceless.
 
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