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(Minneapolis Star Tribune) Sad Old McDonald bought the farm, E-I-E-I-O   (startribune.com) divider line 121
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BKITU [TotalFark]
2010-01-05 12:48:00 PM
And on this farm were lungs and spleen, E-I-E-I-O
With a liver here and a colon there,
Here an eyeball, there a kneecap,
Everywhere are brains and fingers
Old McDonald bought the farm, E-I-E-I-O
 
Adjective Bird Whiskey [TotalFark]
2010-01-05 01:02:05 PM
He is survived by his wife and his dog BINGO.
 
BKITU [TotalFark]
2010-01-05 01:06:19 PM
Adjective Bird Whiskey: He is survived by his wife and his dog BINGO.

... as well as a child, a nurse, a cow, a cat, a rat, and some cheese.
 
trouzourt
2010-01-05 01:27:45 PM
crimsin23: +1 Subby

this
//too lazy to type +1 .
 
trainwrecky and inappropriate
2010-01-05 02:21:56 PM
BKITU: Adjective Bird Whiskey: He is survived by his wife and his dog BINGO.

... as well as a child, a nurse, a cow, a cat, a rat, and some cheese.

and the green grass grew all around, all around, and the green grass grew all around.
 
Knucklepopper
2010-01-05 02:33:22 PM
This seems a fairly mean-spirited greenlight.
 
PowerSlacker
2010-01-05 02:34:36 PM
Best headline of the year so far.
 
Ed Grubermann
2010-01-05 02:34:42 PM
There are no good ways to go, but being pinned under a tractor blade sounds pretty nasty.
 
Jimmy Scheisskopf
2010-01-05 02:35:17 PM
Knucklepopper: This seems a fairly mean-spirited greenlight.

Welcome to fark.
 
IdBeCrazyIf
2010-01-05 02:37:03 PM
Mean spirited.... yes.. distinctly funny...hell yes
 
olddinosaur
2010-01-05 02:38:43 PM
That was pure sick, subby.

Keep up the good work.
 
1lastcall
2010-01-05 02:38:54 PM
Knucklepopper: This seems a fairly mean-spirited greenlight.

Does, doesn't it? Sometimes the mods baffle me with their decisions.
 
dobedobeDUE
2010-01-05 02:39:16 PM
Had a friend lose an arm to a harvester accident back in the 80's. There are no good ways to go with farming injuries. They tend to be somewhat messy. And VERY visual. At least he survived.
 
1lastcall
2010-01-05 02:40:05 PM
Jimmy Scheisskopf: Knucklepopper: This seems a fairly mean-spirited greenlight.

Welcome to fark.

Aren't you the witty, original one?? Now if only someone equally as witty could come up with an appropriate picture.
 
sgilman [TotalFark]
2010-01-05 02:40:11 PM
PowerSlacker: Best headline of the year so far.

I still think Feminist Mary Daly died abroad today at age 81 is in the lead.
 
numbone
2010-01-05 02:40:18 PM
Ed Grubermann [TotalFark] Quote 2010-01-05 02:34:42 PM
There are no good ways to go, but being pinned under a tractor blade sounds pretty nasty.

But it beats being pinned under Rosie O'Donnell.
 
006andahalf
2010-01-05 02:40:23 PM
Old McDonald was doing it wrong.

/O I E I E.
 
Pump_ThePurpleWarrior
2010-01-05 02:42:45 PM
i157.photobucket.com
RIP Old McDonald
 
probesport
2010-01-05 02:42:57 PM
He was outstanding in his field.
 
sboyle1020
2010-01-05 02:45:13 PM
sgilman: PowerSlacker: Best headline of the year so far.

I still think Feminist Mary Daly died abroad today at age 81 is in the lead.

Nah, I still like the "concealed paper" headline the best.
 
Landlocked Pirate
2010-01-05 02:46:09 PM
With a boo-hoo here and a boo-hoo there...

/Seriously, my condolences to his family. What an awful thing to happen at this time of year.
 
Another Government Employee
2010-01-05 02:49:01 PM
www.grifmark.com

Wanted for questioning.
 
someguy945
2010-01-05 02:49:38 PM
The entire basis of this thread is that someone who died has the last name McDonald?

I know "It's not news..."
 
ga362
2010-01-05 02:49:52 PM
dobedobeDUE
Had a friend lose an arm to a harvester accident back in the 80's. There are no good ways to go with farming injuries. They tend to be somewhat messy. And VERY visual. At least he survived.

Think eight inch grain auger. It might not kill you, if you're lucky. One thing's certain, you will be buckling your pants with one hand from now on.

/makes heluva mess.
 
darksarin
2010-01-05 02:50:28 PM
Landlocked Pirate: With a boo-hoo here and a boo-hoo there...

/Seriously, my condolences to his family. What an awful thing to happen at this time of year.

Because it would be SO much better for him to die in the middle of the summer?
 
litespeed74
2010-01-05 02:50:31 PM
THIS is the tractor story?

Tractor!
 
VvonderJesus
2010-01-05 02:51:04 PM
I wonder if the blade got to a vital organ, or if he died of hypothermia.
 
Shakespeare's Monkey [TotalFark]
2010-01-05 02:52:20 PM
www.maggiore.net

Oliver Wendell Douglass: There's something wrong with the carburetor.
Eb Dawson: Yeah, it needs a new tractor on it!

Knucklepopper
This seems a fairly mean-spirited greenlight.

For Fark?
 
Maud Dib
2010-01-05 02:53:03 PM
dobedobeDUE: Had a friend lose an arm to a harvester accident back in the 80's. There are no good ways to go with farming injuries. They tend to be somewhat messy. And VERY visual. At least he survived.


My younger brother got pulled into an old school post hole digger mounted on a tractor PTO.
Tore him up bad...looked like a damn Great White shark had got a hold of him.He survived, and has some badass scars from it.
 
Githerax
2010-01-05 02:55:52 PM
Just tossing this out there, headline might've been better with R-I-R-I-P? What do y'all think?
 
Scoop84
2010-01-05 02:56:09 PM
Was alcohol involved? Sounds like he was plowed.
 
Brick-House
2010-01-05 02:58:01 PM
At first I was Like...

www.whme.com

but then I was Like...

www.maggiore.net
 
wxgeek
2010-01-05 02:58:07 PM
The entire basis of this thread is that someone who died has the last name McDonald?

I know "It's not news..."

Yes. What part of not news did you miss?
 
Keystone Copout
2010-01-05 02:58:27 PM
Maud Dib: dobedobeDUE: Had a friend lose an arm to a harvester accident back in the 80's. There are no good ways to go with farming injuries. They tend to be somewhat messy. And VERY visual. At least he survived.


My younger brother got pulled into an old school post hole digger mounted on a tractor PTO.
Tore him up bad...looked like a damn Great White shark had got a hold of him.He survived, and has some badass scars from it.

You know how girls like the manly scars. I bet the chicks really dig it.
 
dstanley [TotalFark]
2010-01-05 03:01:08 PM
Scoop84: Was alcohol involved? Sounds like he was plowed.

*snert*
 
unclecrazy99
2010-01-05 03:03:25 PM
sick
 
PowerSlacker
2010-01-05 03:04:55 PM
sgilman: PowerSlacker: Best headline of the year so far.

I still think Feminist Mary Daly died abroad today at age 81 is in the lead.

That one was more witty, but this one is more depraved.
 
Brick-House
2010-01-05 03:08:35 PM
Didn't this happen in the M Night Shyamalan film The Happening?
 
hnic17
2010-01-05 03:09:08 PM
gorgor: http://tinyurl.com/yh25tjh

You know I've always wondered, just what the fark is going on in that picture?
 
KarmicDisaster
2010-01-05 03:10:17 PM
Jimmy Scheisskopf: Knucklepopper: This seems a fairly mean-spirited greenlight.

Welcome to fark.

Still, kind of hard to make fun of this. Farming is very dangerous, and I doubt that the people that eat the food that this guy grew appreciate that.

Uh....Let me translate my comment to Farkspeak for you: LOL! Teh GUY got totally pwened by a TRactor!
 
MBooda
2010-01-05 03:10:31 PM
Chopped him up pretty good, apparently.
blog.seattlepi.com
 
Broadcastdave
2010-01-05 03:10:51 PM
The vowels in Celine Dion's name in order are e-i-e-i-o

/nothing to add
 
Marisyana [TotalFark]
2010-01-05 03:13:45 PM
Sometimes it's the simple headlines that work best.

/+1 subby
//yay waterproof keyboard
 
nytmare
2010-01-05 03:14:57 PM
PowerSlacker: sgilman: PowerSlacker: Best headline of the year so far.

I still think Feminist Mary Daly died abroad today at age 81 is in the lead.

That one was more witty, but this one is more depraved.

It would have been witty if she had actually died abroad.
 
mortimer_ford
2010-01-05 03:17:31 PM
He died doing what he loved best. Coughing up blood, screaming and throwing wild punches at rabid coyotes.
 
Mikeyworld
2010-01-05 03:18:27 PM
1lastcall: Knucklepopper: This seems a fairly mean-spirited greenlight.

Does, doesn't it? Sometimes the mods baffle me with their decisions.

You guys got no sense of humus?

Ba-dump Ching!
 
MurphyManifesto
2010-01-05 03:19:16 PM
I believe we have our first entrant in the "Juan Moore" headline competition.

/which I just started
//in my head
 
FarkinCubsFan
2010-01-05 03:19:20 PM
ecx.images-amazon.com

RIP Michael McDonald
 
JokerMattly
2010-01-05 03:21:52 PM
I knew a girl I ran with in WoW for a long time that lived in canada, and when she was about fifteen or so got caught in a thresher.

She never posted pictures or anything like that, but I know it messed her up something awful. She lived, but shes down to an expectanct of like, 25 or 30 now.
 
Kaze ni Naritai
2010-01-05 03:26:08 PM
McDonald trifecta now in play.
 
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