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(ABC)   "This is your captain speaking. We've... going to... am taking off as soon as I finish this Jagerbomb..."   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 112
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2010-01-05 01:46:27 PM  
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

/had the lasagna
 
2010-01-05 01:47:11 PM  
It's not like he wouldn't have sobered up before he had to land. That's a long flight.

Maybe Canadian Royal Army would send their birds to knock down another plane.
 
2010-01-05 01:47:59 PM  
Why isnt the legal limit for alcohol while flying farkING 0!
 
2010-01-05 01:48:10 PM  
ddam:

Maybe Canadian Royal Army would send their birds to knock down another plane.


Opps. Should be Canadian Royal Air Force
 
2010-01-05 01:48:27 PM  
.02 for pilots seems fair. They can have a champagne toast with 1st class and still be legal to fly.
 
2010-01-05 01:49:53 PM  
Just booked an international flight on United, so I'm getting a kick......
 
2010-01-05 01:50:50 PM  
The cops only pulled the plane over since they saw a black guy driving. That's discrimination!
 
2010-01-05 01:51:21 PM  
"This is your captain speaking. We've... going to... am taking off as soon as I finish this Jagerbomb..."

I see the problem here - you can't say the word 'bomb' anywhere near an airport.
 
2010-01-05 01:51:41 PM  
vinnydoz007: Why isnt the legal limit for alcohol while flying farkING 0!

I see you don't know many pilots.
 
2010-01-05 01:51:51 PM  
APPROVES.
a.abcnews.com
 
2010-01-05 01:52:04 PM  
i likes me a good jagerbomb.
 
2010-01-05 01:52:07 PM  
AmericanGrizzly: The cops only pulled the plane over since they saw a black guy driving. That's discrimination!

Flying while black? That's a new one.
 
2010-01-05 01:52:38 PM  
HE'S GOT A BOMB!
 
2010-01-05 01:52:46 PM  
I like jager, but jagerbombs make me barfy
 
2010-01-05 01:53:20 PM  
tricycleracer: .02 for pilots seems fair. They can have a champagne toast with 1st class and still be legal to fly.


Ah yes, now I remember. I had the lasagna.
 
2010-01-05 01:53:26 PM  
www.stgabrielbandclub.com
\mmm, jager
 
2010-01-05 01:53:33 PM  
Der Poopflinger: I like jager, but jagerbombs make me barfy

You know you're a drunk when you actually like Jager.
 
2010-01-05 01:55:31 PM  
ddam: You know you're a drunk when you actually like Jager.

FTFM
 
2010-01-05 01:55:52 PM  
That's stupid, his BAC was low enough to drive a car. But suddenly, when transporting 120 passengers in a freakin plane with AUTO-PILOT its a bigass deal. Cut him some slack, Jack!
 
2010-01-05 01:55:55 PM  
i37.photobucket.com



Jagger?
 
2010-01-05 01:57:36 PM  
ddam: It's not like he wouldn't have sobered up before he had to land. That's a long flight.

Maybe Canadian Crown Royal Army would send their birds to knock down another plane.


FTFY
 
2010-01-05 01:57:54 PM  
Jager thread!!!!!

/ice cold link
 
2010-01-05 01:59:20 PM  
Dangit.
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2010-01-05 01:59:28 PM  
Hmmm, the article states that the man was removed from duty, but that other pilots recently caught had higher BACs and received simple suspensions or fines. One with virtually double the BAC. Shouldn't these drunks all be held to the same standard?
 
2010-01-05 01:59:59 PM  
whut?
http://tinyurl.com/yczacx5
(copy and paste, NSFW)
 
2010-01-05 02:00:02 PM  
come on. admit it. If you had a pilot's license, you think it would be awesome to fly drunk or while hallucinating. Maybe not so much on the taking off and landing part, but in between.
 
2010-01-05 02:00:34 PM  
Nevermind, misread the breath mg's as blood mg's...
 
2010-01-05 02:01:06 PM  
Since he never actually took off, he's facing 2 years in the hole for attempted FWI. Lame.
 
2010-01-05 02:01:25 PM  
gorgor: http://tinyurl.com/yczacx5

I have to admit, after about 5-7 shots of Jagermeister, I would hit that.
 
2010-01-05 02:01:39 PM  
gorgor: whut?
http://tinyurl.com/yczacx5
(copy and paste, NSFW)


So, this is the thread you went to.

\nice pic
 
2010-01-05 02:01:51 PM  
ddam:

You know you're a drunk when you actually like Jager.


I prefer mine at room temp.

/A drunk
 
2010-01-05 02:01:58 PM  
Baby games...

It's all about Irish Car Bombs. I leave the jagerbombs for the 19 year old girls who got in with their sisters' ID
 
2010-01-05 02:04:12 PM  
japlemon: Baby games...

It's all about Irish Car Bombs. I leave the jagerbombs for the 19 year old girls who got in with their sisters' ID


You should order one of those in Ireland. I hear they find it hilarious. Like ordering a 9/11 in an NYC bar.
 
2010-01-05 02:04:48 PM  
Jon iz teh kewl: That's stupid, his BAC was low enough to drive a car. But suddenly, when transporting 120 passengers in a freakin plane with AUTO-PILOT its a bigass deal. Cut him some slack, Jack!

What it is, big mama, his mama didn't raise no dummies, he dug their rap.

/Golly!
 
2010-01-05 02:05:06 PM  
japlemon: Baby games...

It's all about Irish Car Bombs. I leave the jagerbombs for the 19 year old girls who got in with their sisters' ID


Personally I go for the straight Jager right out of the bottle. Then I get various beers and other shots including the tasty Car Bombs.

\they taste like chocolate milk to me
 
2010-01-05 02:05:23 PM  
burgle23: I hear they find it hilarious.


How could so many people be so drunk and still so uptight?
 
2010-01-05 02:05:38 PM  
japlemon: Baby games...

It's all about Irish Car Bombs. I leave the jagerbombs for the 19 year old girls who got in with their sisters' ID


What the hell's wrong with you, drinking Irish Car Bombs when you need to be at the gym in 26 minutes?
 
2010-01-05 02:05:47 PM  
At least it wasn't vodka, then I'd be freaked out.

/Vodka is the ninja of alcohol
 
2010-01-05 02:05:50 PM  
OK, if you want to spell it Jaegermeister, that's cool. Or you can get fancy and spell it Jägermeister; go right ahead. But Jagermeister is just wrong.

/unrepentant umlaut Nazi
//ä=Alt+0228
///Link (new window)
 
2010-01-05 02:07:21 PM  
japlemon: Baby games...

It's all about Irish Car Bombs. I leave the jagerbombs for the 19 year old girls who got in with their sisters' ID


i'm 20...and i got in with my own ID :)
 
2010-01-05 02:07:21 PM  
Mr. Potatoass: ddam:

You know you're a drunk when you actually like Jager.

I prefer mine at room temp.

/A drunk


Got sh*t-hammered on jagerbombs on New Years Eve.

/B drunk
 
2010-01-05 02:09:02 PM  
gozar_the_destroyer: japlemon: Baby games...

It's all about Irish Car Bombs. I leave the jagerbombs for the 19 year old girls who got in with their sisters' ID

Personally I go for the straight Jager right out of the bottle. Then I get various beers and other shots including the tasty Car Bombs.

\they taste like chocolate milk to me


APPROVES
i351.photobucket.com
 
2010-01-05 02:10:02 PM  
povonline.com



The captain...
 
2010-01-05 02:10:40 PM  
Dubai Vol: OK, if you want to spell it Jaegermeister, that's cool. Or you can get fancy and spell it Jägermeister; go right ahead. But Jagermeister is just wrong.

/unrepentant umlaut Nazi
//ä=Alt+0228
///Link (new window)


Jägermeister. Ja, das ist gut.
 
2010-01-05 02:10:44 PM  
japlemon: I leave the jagerbombs for the 19 year old girls who got in with their sisters' ID

You say that like it's a bad thing. I don't mind drunk 19 year olds with their sister's ID.

/legal=legal
 
2010-01-05 02:11:58 PM  
gorgor: whut?
http://tinyurl.com/yczacx5
(copy and paste, NSFW)


I WOULD WRECK THAT!

/still cruising the fatty thread so i'm a little ronry.
 
2010-01-05 02:12:07 PM  
bathbubble: japlemon: Baby games...

It's all about Irish Car Bombs. I leave the jagerbombs for the 19 year old girls who got in with their sisters' ID

i'm 20...and i got in with my own ID :)


How YOU doin?
/BIE?
//username at gmail dot com
 
2010-01-05 02:13:01 PM  
Jager bomb?
laidoffinnyc.files.wordpress.com
 
2010-01-05 02:13:27 PM  
Pair-o-Dice: You say that like it's a bad thing. I don't mind drunk 19 year olds with their sister's ID.


What a coincidence! I like drunk 19 year-olds with their sisters...
 
2010-01-05 02:15:31 PM  
Well you don't want him trying to take off with the Jagerbomb in one hand. Duh.

DNRTFA
 
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