FARK.com: (4905310) Woman arrested for cracking a beer mug over another woman's head (w/ 'multiple beer mugs required' mugshot)

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(Some Guy)		Woman arrested for cracking a beer mug over another woman's head (w/ 'multiple beer mugs required' mugshot) (bnd.com)		59
		More: Interesting, aggravated battery, Kimberly S. Schnarr, mug, beer mug

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AbbeySomeone

2010-01-05 11:20:09 AM

Who hasn't wanted to do this at least once?

Sin_City_Superhero

2010-01-05 11:20:36 AM

I'd hit it...with a beer mug.

AgnosticAngles

2010-01-05 11:20:55 AM

I do not know if I could drink enough beer to want to fark that swamp donkey.

AtomicHoser

2010-01-05 11:23:36 AM

offacue

2010-01-05 11:23:36 AM

Schnarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Nick Nostril

2010-01-05 11:23:59 AM

Kimberly S. Schnarr, 40, of 317 S. Fir

THAT chick is three years younger than me? Looks like she does shots of Drano.

VimFuego

2010-01-05 11:24:25 AM

She looks like she took a few beer mugs to the face herself.

old_toole

2010-01-05 11:25:04 AM

AbbeySomeone: Who hasn't wanted to do this at least once?

I know what you mean, I want to bash the mug over my gf's head EVERY time she tells me to stop talking with that whore and get my fat drunk ass home.

/who the fark does she think she is anyway.
//I don't care if she pays the bills

Miusheri_Too

2010-01-05 11:25:46 AM

Schnarrrrrf!

www.it-is-law.com

MaudlinMutantMollusk

2010-01-05 11:26:14 AM

You're gonna need a bigger mug

DubyaHater

2010-01-05 11:27:03 AM

Question: Has anybody ever opened one of these links and seen someone they know? Just wondering

/I don't know this woman

Joy25

2010-01-05 11:28:09 AM

My thoughts:

She looks rough for 40.

I drink to have fun.

I hate mean drunks.

I'm a lover not a fighter

AbbeySomeone

2010-01-05 11:28:44 AM

DubyaHater: Question: Has anybody ever opened one of these links and seen someone they know? Just wondering

/I don't know this woman

It's your girlfriend, just admit it. We won't judge you, really.

Sin_City_Superhero

2010-01-05 11:28:55 AM

DubyaHater: Question: Has anybody ever opened one of these links and seen someone they know? Just wondering

/I don't know this woman

Yeah, right! That's yo mama, ain't it?

EdNortonsTwin

2010-01-05 11:29:49 AM

What's really needed here are some beer goggles.

The Crepes of Wrath

2010-01-05 11:30:09 AM

"Penis goes WHERE?"

/obvious

Quaker

2010-01-05 11:30:30 AM

Approves

fireclown

2010-01-05 11:30:42 AM

Beer Girl Eyebleach

That coward David Lopan

2010-01-05 11:31:46 AM

Phil Spector straighted his hair, I see?

jehovahs witness protection

2010-01-05 11:32:28 AM

at Maedge's Restaurant at 709 East Main Street in Alhambra.

This doesn't sound like it happened in America.

busy chillin'

2010-01-05 11:32:53 AM

woonahoss

2010-01-05 11:33:29 AM

AgnosticAngles: swamp donkey

"swamp donkey"... I need to add that to my verbal insult library. Thanks!

Ramona A Stone

2010-01-05 11:34:39 AM

She looks like she'd clean up half decent...

SlimXx

2010-01-05 11:36:05 AM

SwingingJohnson

2010-01-05 11:37:27 AM

The Dialer Guy

2010-01-05 11:38:45 AM

jehovahs witness protection: at Maedge's Restaurant at 709 East Main Street in Alhambra.

This doesn't sound like it happened in America.

It's not the best part of town, but it's still in the USofA.

709 East Main Street Alhambra (new window)

1lastcall

2010-01-05 11:38:53 AM

Atomic Hoser
That guy has great teeth.

Norman Greenbaum

2010-01-05 11:39:14 AM

That coward David Lopan
Phil Spector straighted his hair, I see?

jehovahs witness protection
at Maedge's Restaurant at 709 East Main Street in Alhambra.

Phil Spector trifecta in play....

MooseBayou

2010-01-05 11:39:23 AM

offacue: Schnarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Did the same thing in my head.

You gonna get Schnarrrrrrrrrrrrrrred!

MooseBayou

2010-01-05 11:40:06 AM

Nick Nostril: Kimberly S. Schnarr, 40, of 317 S. Fir

THAT chick is three years younger than me? Looks like she does shots of Drano.

That's the douche formula. 3 parts to one part.

jaytkay

2010-01-05 11:40:33 AM

I saw a genuine bottle-throwing barstool-tossing glass-smashing bar brawl once in my life. And it was six women. I kid you not.

/ Cool story
// No, they looked like the one in TFA

cleveoh

2010-01-05 11:49:03 AM

Wow, between her & the drive-thru psycho, it must be Ladies' Day here on Fark!

The Good Logins are Gone

2010-01-05 11:51:35 AM

offacue: Schnarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Exactly what I thought of. Well done...

That coward David Lopan

2010-01-05 11:51:46 AM

fireclown and busy chillin', you both are gentlemen and scholars.

ramen_for_all

2010-01-05 11:51:52 AM

EdNortonsTwin: What's really needed here are some beer goggles.

i28.photobucket.com

The Good Logins are Gone

2010-01-05 11:54:13 AM

old_toole: I know what you mean, I want to bash the mug over my gf's head EVERY time she tells me to stop talking with that whore and get my fat drunk ass home.

/who the fark does she think she is anyway.
//I don't care if she pays the bills

Q: Why is a laundromat a bad place to meet a woman?

A: If she can't afford her own washer and dryer she'll never be able to support you.

AbbeySomeone

2010-01-05 11:56:02 AM

The Good Logins are Gone: old_toole: I know what you mean, I want to bash the mug over my gf's head EVERY time she tells me to stop talking with that whore and get my fat drunk ass home.

/who the fark does she think she is anyway.
//I don't care if she pays the bills

Q: Why is a laundromat a bad place to meet a woman?

A: If she can't afford her own washer and dryer she'll never be able to support you.

Hey, I met MrS at the laundromat and... oh nevermind.

cornponebread

2010-01-05 11:58:13 AM

APPROVES:

/The last photo reminded me of this
//hotlinked

LeroyBourne

2010-01-05 12:01:14 PM

Am I the only one who instantly thought of Begbie?

I_Lie_to_Girls

2010-01-05 12:12:36 PM

LeroyBourne: Am I the only one who instantly thought of Begbie?

Nope, i was expecting Boobies to be

"No coont leaves here till we find out what coont did this"

I_Lie_to_Girls

2010-01-05 12:13:40 PM

been a while since i posted...a long while, gonna have to get used to the filter...

metametameta

2010-01-05 12:16:26 PM

Unattractive expression, no make up, unbrushed hair, miserable. All those things can be easily changed to make her a ton more attractive. There's nothing intrinsically wrong with her looks.

I wouldn't hit her because she thinks committing assault is a good way to end an argument with a friend.

jaytkay

2010-01-05 12:16:43 PM

fireclown: Beer Girl Eyebleach

Ach! Meine Hosen haf become snug!
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