I know Im an outlier but every time I see him on screen I just want to cock punch him.

I also have a hot Canadian girlfriend I am going to marry some day.

crab66: I also have a hot Canadian girlfriend I am going to marry some day.

So have you slept with any girls that weren't from the greater Niagara Falls area?


I heard Vince wrote his own vows. He had seven cue cards but it only took him ten seconds to read them.

crab66: I also have a hot Canadian girlfriend I am going to marry some day.

you and vince vaughn should like, hang out or something.

/cool story, bro.

in before the Vaughn motorboating pic

Looks like he didn't take his own advice...

/hotlinked

I always cry at weddings, its a shame when a man loses his life.

Met Vince Vaughn and The Bicycle card room in LA some years ago. He was very personable and willing to talk to my drunk ass for 15-20 minutes and funny, exactly like his movie persona - go figure. I think he's a cool guy and always good for a laugh.

Still, how nuts is Jennifer Anniston that she drives men into wedlock with other women?

Sybarite: Why write the article then not post a picture of her? We all know what Vince Vaughn looks like.

Ummm...I did not. Sure I've seen him in movies, but I never bothered to find out who the fark he was.

TrainingWheelsNeeded: Still, how nuts is Jennifer Anniston that she drives men into wedlock with other women?

Good god. I can just imagine it "fark, I'm never risking that again - I'll find a nice girl and then I'm done playing the field. Strange pussy isn't worth the risk of doing THAT again."

Having avoided most of his movies on the principle of the fact that (a) they look like chick flicks that vaguely attempt to pander to guys, and (b) his collossal aura of douchebaggitude, what film are people referencing with him and Ferrell?

ThisHaving avoided most of his movies on the principle of the fact that (a) they look like chick flicks that vaguely attempt to pander to guys, and (b) his collossal aura of douchebaggitude, what film are people referencing with him and Ferrell?

Wedding Crashers. Worth the watch. Lots of bewbs.

This: Having avoided most of his movies on the principle of the fact that (a) they look like chick flicks that vaguely attempt to pander to guys, and (b) his collossal aura of douchebaggitude, what film are people referencing with him and Ferrell?

You are missing out you sandbagging sonofa-biatch.

Macinfarker: Wedding Crashers. Worth the watch. Lots of bewbs.

Yeah but the boobs are over and done with after the first, I dunno, 20 minutes. Then there's another boobless hour to sit through.

That being said, I think Wedding Crashers is hilarious and worth watching, boobs or no boobs.

Cndn Bacon: Macinfarker: Wedding Crashers. Worth the watch. Lots of bewbs.

Yeah but the boobs are over and done with after the first, I dunno, 20 minutes. Then there's another boobless hour to sit through.

That being said, I think Wedding Crashers is hilarious and worth watching, boobs or no boobs.

IMO Wedding crashers was one of those films that was funnier the second time I saw it. And for those people that hate the films where Ferrell is the lead, this is the perfect use of him. The story's starting to drag a bit, and he comes in and just owns the movie.

/ma, the MEATLOAF! FARK!

Orgasmatron138: IMO Wedding crashers was one of those films that was funnier the second time I saw it. And for those people that hate the films where Ferrell is the lead, this is the perfect use of him. The story's starting to drag a bit, and he comes in and just owns the movie.

Ferrel is exactly as every SNL performer is in movies. Great in metered doses but overkill for the entire thing.

This: TrainingWheelsNeeded: Still, how nuts is Jennifer Anniston that she drives men into wedlock with other women?

Good god. I can just imagine it "fark, I'm never risking that again - I'll find a nice girl and then I'm done playing the field. Strange pussy isn't worth the risk of doing THAT again."

I loved Vince Vaughn pre-Jennifer Anniston. A Cool Dry Place, Dodgeball,Clay Pigeons, The Locusts Solid performances, just enough wry wit to really sell the humor, just enough darkness to sell drama.

And after Jenn? What do we get? Four Christmases. Couples Retreat. Fred-farking-Clause

It all just lends proof to my theory that Jennifer Anniston is a succubus of talent- she dates her talented co-stars, sucks all the talent out of them via their penises and goes on to make incredibly successful movies while they get find themselves crying in bathroom stalls because Jon Favreau won't return their calls regarding the Iron Man sequel.

Thread is useless without

You know, he wrote his own vows.

"Kyla, I apologize to you if I don't seem real eager to jump into a forced awkward intimate situation that people like to call marriage. I don't like the feeling. You're sitting there, you're wondering do I have food on my face, am I eating, am I talking too much, are they talking enough, am I interested I'm not really interested, should I play like I'm interested but I'm not that interested but I think she might be interested but do I want to be interested but now she's not interested? So all of the sudden I'm getting, I'm starting to get interested... And when am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door cause then it's awkward, it's like well goodnight. Do you do like that ass-out hug? Where you like, you hug each other like this and your ass sticks out cause you're trying not to get too close or do you just go right in and kiss them on the lips or don't kiss them at all? It's very difficult trying to read the situation. And all the while you're just really wondering are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions? Perhaps play a little game called 'just the tip'. Just for a second, just to see how it feels. Or, ouch, ouch you're on my hair."

Wouldn't Owen Wilson be the inconsolable one?



//Just Saying.

Vince Vaughn and Will Ferrell were in Old School, too. I think it's a better movie than Wedding Crashers.

burndtdan: RoxtarRyan: I don't like the meme whatsoever, but I think it actually applies here in this situation:

i agree


r.i.p. vince the shamwow guy

Stare at his face
look at how his neck and head meet
it looks like his jaw is trying to escape
he looks like he is shifting into a were weasel
STARE AT IT GODDAMNIT like for 30 seconds straight
and you will know madness
like something out of an HP Lovecraft novel
that mans head makes no sense

"Waking up next to the same pussy every morning. Good job, (Vince) way to think it through.'

/I thought the headline should read "John Favreau inconsolable"

Saracuda: Vince Vaughn and Will Ferrell were in Old School, too. I think it's a better movie than Wedding Crashers.

Huh weird, I thought it was the other way around. Maybe 'cause I had low expectations for Wedding Crashers and high expectations for Old School.

is her name ALWAYS SPELLED WITH CAPS?

Canadian girlfriend? No picture of her?



Is this the real Vince Vaughn?

hailin 2010-01-05 12:19:41 PM

//Did quit smoking though
///2 years this month


Cool story, bro!

Cndn Bacon: Macinfarker: Wedding Crashers. Worth the watch. Lots of bewbs.

Yeah but the boobs are over and done with after the first, I dunno, 20 minutes. Then there's another boobless hour to sit through.

That being said, I think Wedding Crashers is hilarious and worth watching, boobs or no boobs.

Wedding Crashers has Isla Fisher. Anything with her is worth watching.

This Having avoided most of his movies on the principle of the fact that (a) they look like chick flicks that vaguely attempt to pander to guys, and (b) his collossal aura of douchebaggitude, what film are people referencing with him and Ferrell?

OLD SCHOOL was actually funny.

Wedding Crashers sucked, even after I gave it a chance.

Vince Vaughan HAS to be a douchebag in real life to come off as one over and over again.

Cndn Bacon:

Wedding Crashers has Isla Fisher. Anything with her is worth watching.

Even the Scooby Doo movie?

He's all growns up
and
he's all growns up
and
he's all growns up

/i'm the a--hole?
//i'm sending out the funny vibe