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(Tampa Bay Online)   Man charged with slapping police horse. Mongo only pawn... in game of life   ( divider line
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3467 clicks; posted to Main » on 05 Jan 2010 at 5:49 AM (8 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2010-01-05 04:10:10 AM  
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2010-01-05 06:03:32 AM  
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Candygram for Mongo.

2010-01-05 06:04:00 AM  
If you shoot him, you'll just make him mad.
2010-01-05 06:04:51 AM  

Hobodeluxe: Candygram for Mongo.

The hard part was inventing the candygram
2010-01-05 06:11:54 AM  

Intelligent_Donkey: Hobodeluxe: Candygram for Mongo.

The hard part was inventing the candygram

They probably won't even give me credit for it
2010-01-05 06:17:46 AM  
Augh... Mongo straight!!
2010-01-05 06:18:47 AM  
Headline FTW.
2010-01-05 06:21:41 AM  

richlw: Intelligent_Donkey: Hobodeluxe: Candygram for Mongo.

The hard part was inventing the candygram

They probably won't even give me credit for it

What did you expect? "Welcome sonny," "Make yourself at home," "Marry my daughter." You've got to remember, that these are just simple farmers, these are people of the land, the common clay of the new west. You know . . . morons.
2010-01-05 06:24:39 AM  
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What do you like to do?
Oh, I don't know. Play chess, screw.
Let's play chess!
2010-01-05 06:25:22 AM  
we have cause and...
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2010-01-05 06:41:48 AM  
I love you, Butternuts.

2010-01-05 06:42:42 AM  
Where the white women at?
2010-01-05 07:16:45 AM  
Mongo has strong feelings for Sheriff Bart.
2010-01-05 07:26:37 AM  
The sheriff is near.
2010-01-05 07:33:57 AM  
should have noticed --

has to do with where choo choo go
2010-01-05 07:34:56 AM  
Thank you all for the LOL's for breakfast.

/Hubby bought me the BlueRay disk for Christmas!
//Unfortunately we need the regular DVD...
2010-01-05 07:39:50 AM  
Big ups to subby.

/"Can't you see that man is a ni..."
2010-01-05 07:45:12 AM  
2010-01-05 07:56:31 AM  
Never mind that Shait, here comes Mongo!
2010-01-05 07:59:57 AM  
What in the wide wide world of sports is a-goin' on here?
2010-01-05 08:02:45 AM  
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I'll just leave this here.
2010-01-05 08:10:52 AM  
Insert random Blazing Saddles quote here
2010-01-05 08:11:53 AM  
2010-01-05 08:15:56 AM  
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/mel brooks's easter egg
2010-01-05 08:29:45 AM  
Its twoo its twoo!
2010-01-05 08:44:17 AM  

Ball of Confusion: I'll just leave this here.

Much better looking than Hedley.
2010-01-05 08:46:37 AM  
Nice headline subby but have you killed more men than Cecil B. DeMille?
2010-01-05 08:47:54 AM  
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2010-01-05 08:50:03 AM  
Hedley Lamarr: [frowns] "Number 6"? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that one.
Taggart: Well, that's where we go a-ridin' into town, a-whompin' and a-whumpin' every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course.
Hedley Lamarr: You spare the women?
Taggart: Naw, we rape the shiat out of them at the Number Six Dance later on.
Hedley Lamarr: Marvelous!
2010-01-05 09:05:08 AM  

/It's not Hedy. It's Hedley
2010-01-05 09:15:19 AM  
Oh no, don't do that, don't do that. If you shoot him, you'll just make him mad.
2010-01-05 09:16:50 AM  
I thought I heard someone calling me in here ...

/back to beer
2010-01-05 09:30:47 AM  
You said rape twice.
I like rape.
2010-01-05 09:35:54 AM  
How hard did he slap him?
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2010-01-05 09:48:07 AM  
Excuse me while I whip this out....
2010-01-05 09:49:42 AM  
hungry girl??
2010-01-05 09:53:19 AM  
have you ever SEEN such cruelty?
2010-01-05 10:02:31 AM  
Alex Karras, damn. I need to see Paper Lion again.
2010-01-05 10:27:01 AM  
ah, thanks so much. I love a good Blazing Saddles quote marathon

/genuflects towards subby
2010-01-05 10:32:11 AM  
"What's your name?"

"Tex, ma'am."

"Well, 'Tex, ma'am',are you in show business?"

"No, ma'am."

"Then get your friggin' feet off the stage!"
2010-01-05 10:33:08 AM  

Ball of Confusion: I'll just leave this here.

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2010-01-05 10:33:31 AM  
"They quote Byron and Shelly and jump on your belly and burst your BALLONS!"
2010-01-05 10:58:08 AM  
Uhh, Mongo has no comment
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2010-01-05 11:08:34 AM  
Give the subby a harumph
2010-01-05 11:19:40 AM  
2010-01-05 12:34:49 PM  
Howard Johnson is right!
2010-01-05 12:36:31 PM  
They said you wuz hung.

And they wuz right!
2010-01-05 12:49:44 PM  
You use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore.
2010-01-05 12:54:10 PM  
You'd do it for Randolph Scott.
2010-01-05 12:56:37 PM  
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"Ey girl, you hungry?"

/Let's just say I'm not getting the respect a cop killer deserves
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