2020 would be too late. Now or never, baby!

The law targets photos or video that were obtained by invading someone's personal privacy, meaning on private property or in a moving vehicle.

Just check the photographer's rights. (new window)

Most of these celebrities who biatch about the paparazzi, if they were suddenly ignored would jump out of a farking window.

Playboy could make Salma Hayek unattractive. Okay, maybe not Salma Hayek but they'd try.

I can't fap to chicks with foam n shiat over their naughty parts. fark you, Playboy, and what you've become.

Mugato: Playboy could make Salma Hayek unattractive. Okay, maybe not Salma Hayek but they'd try.


The problem is that the celebrity pictorials are all artsy-fartsy...instead of just being sexy like the centerfold pics.

Example:

Shannon Elizabeth posed for Playboy in '99, and the pics sucks.

The_Sponge: The problem is that the celebrity pictorials are all artsy-fartsy...instead of just being sexy like the centerfold pics.

And they always airbrush out the vajayjay. That's just creepy.

drjekel_mrhyde: How do you have privacy in a moving car on a public road?

Isn't it unconstitutional for the cops to search your vehicle whenever they want? Doesn't that count as a privacy right?

When Olivia Munn's PLAYBOY 'spread' (all one pic of it) shows less skin than
her photos in MAXIM, PLAYBOY has a big problem.

RoyBatty: 1. There's an official Jennifer Aniston examiner?

Her former co star has one too. It's called The Cox Insider.

on a somewhat related note, FARK's favorite home-made meme got a mention in the current issue of Playboy.


/the magazine is sucking bad, though.

drjekel_mrhyde: How do you have privacy in a moving car on a public road?

Money, money, money.

/which is why you'll never see Charlie Sheen on an episode of "COPS"

She can come crawling back to me ANY time she needs to. I still lament that "Friends" wasn't HD. Boobie thread!

C'mon folks, there are rules for these kinds of things

The Incredible Sexual Egg: C'mon folks, there are rules for these kinds of things

That pic has been modified to the point that it doesn't even look like her. I know it's from her GQ shoot, but it always looked like they just used pics of some other non-descript blonde.

I'll join the chorus and say 2020 will be long past me caring. Why would I give a damn about seeing some 50-plus year-old woman who used to be hot back in the 90's naked? In 2020 there will be a whole new crop of hot women in their twenties worth seeing naked!

Note to celebrities: We don't care about you, we care about your image. Once you're past your prime, you aren't worth the sexual fantasy (unless you're into that sort of thing, NTTAWWT). You are objects, nothing more. Not Human, not People, nothing but an image on a screen. You are disposable and are merely running out the clock before we replace you with the next young thing to come along. You are not and have never been special. Your success is due to circumstance, not "talent".

Get nekkid while we care, or don't bother. I'm fine with it either way. If I want to see stunningly hot chicks get naked on a regular basis, I've got the intertubes. Your doing so is not special.

/Now dance for my amusement
//You are nothing but monkeys
///Very well-paid monkeys