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+1 An early candidate for headline of the year. LOL

I was at disney world when they drained the river. I was with my uncle who was all dissapointed the paddle boat ran on a track.

DarthBrooks: Only add the Audio-Animatronic settler rape scene Walt slaved over for years, too.

This took me a long time to comprehend.

Yesterland.com. If you were so inclined, you could spend days soaking up all that '50s Disneyland goodness.

There is nothing more disgusting than when they drain the River so they can rehab the boat tracks and the Fantasmic pyro. It reeks to high heaven and there are more fish and duck carcasses on the bottom than you can shake a stick at. I have heard at times there have been quite large turtles and even eels in the water too.

There are lots of wallets, jewelry and cameras too, though, and I expect the divers will be gathering those up. Probably nobody will want them back....

Rusty Shackleford: Prediction: the bottom of the canal will be covered in a mush composed of t.A.T.u. CDs, paperback copies of "The Five People You Meet in Heaven," and Bruce Almighty memorabilia.

and, strangely, the corpse of Spaulding Gray.

Silly rabbit - bloated corpses float.

i've seen what they came up with last time they drained it, cool shiat. but they do this every once in a while especially since they made fantasmic so it isn't as cool as if they'd only done it once or twice.

I miss the flying saucers that worked on compressed air that came out of the floor. Ollldddeeee.

Sorry to pull the plug on your Rivers of America but it's a figure eight shaped lake.

Disney is evil

/that is all

Is it weird that I'm a 24-year-old man with no kids and find myself missing Disneyland? I haven't been there since I was 15 or 16, but desperately want to go again.

Without being a part of a larger group, however, I get the feeling people would just assume I was either immature or a pervert (which I am, but that's beside the point).

How much less do they charge for admission when all the good crap is closed?

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Gorgor, are you feeling OK?!? I would've thought for sure that you would've had this totally not-safe-for-work pic ready:

The Disneyland Memorial Orgy (new window, NSFW)

Gyrfalcon: There is nothing more disgusting than when they drain the River so they can rehab the boat tracks and the Fantasmic pyro. It reeks to high heaven and there are more fish and duck carcasses on the bottom than you can shake a stick at. I have heard at times there have been quite large turtles and even eels in the water too.

There are lots of wallets, jewelry and cameras too, though, and I expect the divers will be gathering those up. Probably nobody will want them back....

Did you or do you now work there? You have me sincerely fascinated.

/Used to live near Anaheim as a kid and got to visit all the time, so it's got a special, bizarre place in my heart.
//Favorite story is the still the tiny basketball court on the Matterhorn.

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I had no idea Mickey had such an impressive peener.
/Always had a notion that Daisy was a skank.

WFern: Gyrfalcon: There is nothing more disgusting than when they drain the River so they can rehab the boat tracks and the Fantasmic pyro. It reeks to high heaven and there are more fish and duck carcasses on the bottom than you can shake a stick at. I have heard at times there have been quite large turtles and even eels in the water too.

There are lots of wallets, jewelry and cameras too, though, and I expect the divers will be gathering those up. Probably nobody will want them back....

Did you or do you now work there? You have me sincerely fascinated.

/Used to live near Anaheim as a kid and got to visit all the time, so it's got a special, bizarre place in my heart.
//Favorite story is the still the tiny basketball court on the Matterhorn.

Worked there 9 soul-killing years in the 1990's-2000's in security. (Just kidding about the soul-killing) I know lots of gory details, though things have changed since I last was there in 2004, not for the better. I left mainly because of the infuriatingly contradictory "safety" measures being taken to prevent "terrorist" attacks.

It was fun, but the management took all steps possible to minimize staff enjoyment.

Hmmm...I should go back. After reviewing some of the Yesterland stuff it would appear that I wouldn't recognize much of anything.

gorgor: uncletogie: Gorgor, are you feeling OK?!? I would've thought for sure that you would've had this totally not-safe-for-work pic ready:

That yellow tinge is Grandpa's dried jizz.

Who you callin' "Grandpa"??

/fapityfapityfapityfapityfapityfapityfap....

WFern: Is it weird that I'm a 24-year-old man with no kids and find myself missing Disneyland? I haven't been there since I was 15 or 16, but desperately want to go again.

No.

Is it weird that the only person dissappointed in not getting to meet Mickey Mouse at his house would be the 25 yr old in the back whining "I dont want to meet MIGHTY MOUSE. I want Mickey!" :D

EVERY person in my group was all like "I DON'T KNOW HER!" :D

I had friends who visited Disneyland over the Christmas break with their children. They told me it costs approx. $300 a day. That can't be right?

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I had no idea Mickey had such an impressive peener.
/Always had a notion that Daisy was a skank.

It's the slutty eyeshadow and eyelash battin'...

Oh my dear sweet Zeus! That's it! I never was able to put my finger on it.

Third In Line: Oh there are ALL kinds of people at Disneyland, believe me.



Gyrfalcon: Worked there 9 soul-killing years in the 1990's-2000's in security. (Just kidding about the soul-killing) I know lots of gory details, though things have changed since I last was there in 2004, not for the better. I left mainly because of the infuriatingly contradictory "safety" measures being taken to prevent "terrorist" attacks.

It was fun, but the management took all steps possible to minimize staff enjoyment.

The funny thing is that I've never even thought of that. My last visit was a short time prior to 9/11, so I haven't had to consider how the management must've changed.

ahhh, Disneyland. Bringing us decades of underpaid workers forced to wear fur suits in 120 degree weather So that spoiled little kids can talk sheat to them. Good times. good times.

indarwinsshadow: I had friends who visited Disneyland over the Christmas break with their children. They told me it costs approx. $300 a day. That can't be right?

Depends on what you do there. Like eat or buy some stuff for memories. THOSE cost an arm and a leg. When I went one little chicken strip on a stick was like five bucks and a small bag of mickey lollipops were like 14. That was over 10 years ago so I can imagine what the prices are now. It's not hard to spend 300 dollars at Disneyland.

Uzzah: Yesterland.com. If you were so inclined, you could spend days soaking up all that '50s Disneyland goodness.


Man, I love that Rocket Age/1964 World's Fair style. It almost makes me kind of sad that people back then had this really cool idea of the future, and the real thing sort of sucks in comparison.

I think the Venture Bros. captures that sentiment perfectly.

I went to California Adventure over Christmas in 2008 and found that the "seaside" was totally drained. I was actually surprised how deep the water looked like it would have been.

bob_ross: /not impressed

Niiiice!

Nothing like a quick game of half-court one-on-one inside the snowy mountaintop.

On Aug. 6 , 1970, West Coast Yippies conspired to take over Tom Sawyer Island for a smoke-in in protest of nuclear weapons. Running the Vietcong flag was a nice touch.

I have done shows for corporate clients at DisneyWorld for a decade and the crew came up with a new slogan for them.

If you are at any of the Disney Resorts, they say to you "Have a Magical Day!"

The crew changed that to "Have a Magical F@rking Day!"

We were just there last week.

2 corn dogs? 8 bucks.