*whew*. I originally read that as the rapeing Marine. Now *that* would be a tour.

Probably not what we need in the area right now tho.

He was on the Today show this morning and he was pretty funny.

Rappin' Rivera and the Shock and Awe Dancers

Coming soon to a desert near you!

ROFLMAO!

Derrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Yeah, I read that as RAPEING too.

I used to have a whole bunch of those Super Stars trading cards. Anyone have a Paula Abdul they'll trade for an MC Hammer?

I love these personal interest stories, and by personal interest, I mean propaganda.

G.I. Joe meets Mr. Bojangles.

"we's be bustin a cap up saddam's ass yo...where da hoes at?"

I know, Dotderf, it is awful to think that we may actually accomplish the difficult task of getting rid of a government and winning the trust of its people...it would be a real shame if "propaganda" like a US Marine having a laugh with some Iraqi kids helped us do that.

Rap sucks. suck, suck, suck, suck, suck, SUCKS!

That was funny, I needed to laugh

Hoorah for Shaggy mk II

Jeezus Dotderf, wipe the tear from your eye

That story was inspiring...seriously, I wanted more, but it just ended so abruptly.

hey, i think i went to high school with that guy

That was pretty funny. They should go one step further and bring in Ice Cube to liven things up a bit. He's the best choice, since he is already very familliar with Iraq...

/3kings

long branch in da houze!

/jersey native


by the way derf i hear ya on the propaganda tip, but if i was some dirt-broke 19 year old with no money for college and no other way outta long branch (and trust me, it's not a place you wanna stay in) i probly woulda seen the army as a legitimate way out. and if i was stuck fighting for big oil interests in some shiatty desert war, i'd be tryin to have some fun too in between killing the natives. it kind of reminds me that even if they're fighting for evil tyrants, they're still people i grew up with and lived next door to.

Shaggy's on tour again?

They call me Mr. Bombastic...

nice, second article posted. im moving up in the world ;)

i saw this guy on MSNBC a few weeks back. the news anchor was flapping his gums over the audio of this guy and they never rewound the tape.

Life ain't nuthin but oil and money...


/advice from the h00d

Dotderf - RELAX! Just cuz nobody finds you to be even remotely entertaining doesn't mean you have to poop on the parade!

You better watch out cause we're on the attack.... I'll light your ass up like the skies of Iraq.

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages, I proudly introduce to you our very own thread troll... Dotderf!

Horrible Rap.
Good story.

Zero-graV hehehehehe!!!

This NBC video was linked in TF earlier today...

Listen just after Bob Hager says "U-shaped pieces just like this."

I thought rap and hip-hop was the reason these backward ass woman hating mujjie coontries hate the West and the US of A.

As if there aren't enough people with our foreign friends trying to learn English - some dolt in a uniform confuses them further - stick to FOOTBALL!

As if there isn't enough trouble with our foreign friends trying to learn English - some dolt in a uniform confuses them further - stick to FOOTBALL!



/tired.. error corrected... ZZZzzz...

"We three kings be stealing da oil!"

wait a minute - that wasn't rap! what the hell, eh?

While not an NJ native, I have spent a bit of time in Jersey and while I don't know too much about Long Branch, I do know that I would love some gravy and fries from the Huck Finn diner in Union.

Oh, and does anyone still go to 'Sleezeside Heights'? I'd like some zapoles from Midway.

I thought it was RAPING MACHINE! I was totaly freaked out for a minute.. I'd much rather havine a rapeing machine..

im actually dumberer for following that link. thanks again for the degraded intelligence level internet. this makes me want a big meteor to collide with earth very, very soon. like right now...wait for it...

looks more like he was doing that happy dance thing from Basketball....

Last link was screwy, oops.

Listen just after Bob Hager says "U-shaped pieces just like this."

Rock the casbah! (link safe for work)

You wouldn't see an Iraqi soldier doing that. Now that's American.

You know what to listen for...

/anticlimax

When he gets back to the states, I heard he'll be the opening act for these guys:

"I've got biatches in Baghdad gettin' it on and they ain't leavin' 'til six in the morn..."

Rollin down the sand smoking the enemy, sippin on...

....OK, that's probably why I don't rap

If only he started to rap a little oukast..."Dont pull the thing out, unless you plan to bang...Bombs over Baghdad!!!"

Maaaaaaaaaaiiiii name is Mahir...I kiss you, I kiss you.


I like girls.....