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(Some Guy) Followup After doing the math on Warren Beatty's age, relationship status and likely copulation days, columnist calls shenanigans on Beatty's genitalic feats   (animalnewyork.com) divider line 40
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2010-01-04 06:08:13 PM
You mean, exactly like farkers did in yesterday's thread?

Also, "bone zone"? Can we add that to the list of phrases that are banned for 2010?
 
2010-01-04 06:09:29 PM
Oh yeah. A 1.06/day average for a popular actor when he was in his prime is TOTALLY unbelievable.

It's not like he's, let's say, a columnist claiming he had 12k women. It's Warren Farking Beatty. He's gotten a little more tail than you have. Deal with it.

Also fun how he assumes no new conquests during Beatty's marriage. Good one.
 
2010-01-04 06:14:43 PM
While the number might seem high, I think it's totally workable. That said, I think there would probably be a lot of overlap. If I were Beatty, I doubt that I would institute a strict "one sexual encounter per woman" policy.
 
mhd
2010-01-04 06:14:48 PM
A genitalic feat? Is that from 4E?
 
2010-01-04 06:15:39 PM
I'm one of the 12,775, so I'm getting a kick blah, blah, blah.
 
2010-01-04 06:15:49 PM
Meh, amatuer. I get 3 or 4 a day into the bone zone.
 
2010-01-04 06:15:56 PM
The Bone Zone? Really?

/wow, just... wow.
 
2010-01-04 06:16:26 PM
madmann: Oh yeah. A 1.06/day average for a popular actor when he was in his prime is TOTALLY unbelievable.

It's not like he's, let's say, a columnist claiming he had 12k women. It's Warren Farking Beatty. He's gotten a little more tail than you have. Deal with it.

Also fun how he assumes no new conquests during Beatty's marriage. Good one.


What does correspond to sex though? Group thing w/ 20 people in the room? Insertion? Just depends on his own definition? It's doable but there must have been some multiple multiple nights.

/and being he was in his prime in the 70's...it's plausible
//wonder if we can lobby for this to be the next "Mythbusters"
 
2010-01-04 06:18:12 PM
Dun, dun dun dun, dun dun.. Right into..... the Bone Zone!
 
2010-01-04 06:32:15 PM
Does the math factor in the rule of 3? By the numbers given he's only really slept with 4,250 which is perfectly doable for a man his age.

still way better than my grand total of 3.
 
2010-01-04 06:33:48 PM
"It's your lucky day baby, you are the winner of a first class ticket into the bone zone!"
 
2010-01-04 06:45:54 PM
madmann: Oh yeah. A 1.06/day average for a popular actor when he was in his prime is TOTALLY unbelievable.

That's a loooooong prime.
 
2010-01-04 06:47:50 PM
The guy has nothing on Elvin Bishop.
 
2010-01-04 06:50:35 PM
mhd: A genitalic feat? Is that from 4E?

When you spend an action point to seduce a woman, you may spend a healing surge to include a second woman in your attack. If you do, you are at +2 to hit both targets.
 
2010-01-04 06:57:07 PM
Totally possible. Because I reckon as a bar manager on Bourbon Street, Barteneder, and living in south america, i have have about 1500 women.
 
2010-01-04 07:01:01 PM
theflatline: Because I reckon as a bar manager on Bourbon Street, Barteneder, and living in south america, i have have about 1500 women.

This is the internet; everyone's had about 1500 women. And anyone who says he hasn't is a liar.
 
2010-01-04 07:10:19 PM
theflatline: Totally possible. Because I reckon as a bar manager on Bourbon Street, Barteneder, and living in south america, i have have about 1500 women.

Man, what is up with S. America?

Is there some secret about the women there I'm not familiar with?
 
2010-01-04 07:14:49 PM
If it's true, he's gotta be Ishtared...

/sorry
 
2010-01-04 07:16:44 PM
fusillade762: Meh, amatuer. I get 3 or 4 a day into the bone zone.


Hookers don't count.
 
2010-01-04 07:35:57 PM
Totally possible. Because I reckon as a bar manager on Bourbon Street, Barteneder, and living in south america, i have have about 1500 women.

/Amateur. I scored more then that at your mom's bachelorette party.
 
2010-01-04 07:44:21 PM
150 or 1500 or 12,000 - chances are, you're guessing because unless you have the mind of a 13 year old, you're not writing down every person you banged in your lifetime. I have a loose idea of my number within 5 or 10 - but I imagine that the higher it goes, the margin of error gets bigger.
 
2010-01-04 07:45:27 PM
t2.gstatic.com

approves.
 
2010-01-04 07:50:52 PM
dopeydwarf: fusillade762: Meh, amatuer. I get 3 or 4 a day into the bone zone.


Hookers don't count.


What? Come on now - the end result is the same for a hooker or first date. They both require you shell out some cash to get laid. The difference is that you have to blow a few hours on a first date by weaving a tapestry of lies and embellishments, and they're harder than hell to get out of your bed afterwards. Granted, dating is a slight discount from a hooker, but it's the same. Hookers count.
 
2010-01-04 08:08:33 PM
Didn't Beatty himself say that the book was a pathetic joke?
 
2010-01-04 08:08:50 PM
C'mon, It's Warren Muthafarkin' Beatty! The man has thrown out more cock than a chicken-rendering plant.
 
2010-01-04 08:13:50 PM
acaciaavenue: 150 or 1500 or 12,000 - chances are, you're guessing because unless you have the mind of a 13 year old, you're not writing down every person you banged in your lifetime. I have a loose idea of my number within 5 or 10 - but I imagine that the higher it goes, the margin of error gets bigger.

Back in my early 20's when I had some game, I did a count that put me over some number then spent three weeks remembering others that hadn't made the list. Today I doubt if I could name 20% from that list. If you got anywhere near a thousand, I can't imagine that you would have any ability to remember them all let alone count. A little bad math and ego could stretch 2000 to 12000 pretty damn quick too. That said, 2000 or 12,000 the dude is a grandmaster swordsman...
 
2010-01-04 08:19:47 PM
...it's me an' my crew and we're here to screw said Warren Beatty the actor...
 
2010-01-04 08:20:26 PM
It could be fairly easily done if he was attending swing parties and the like. As a young(ish) guy, it's quite possible for him to have gone through 5-7 women in one party which gives him the opportunity to rest for about 4 days. Even if he did one a day and had a threesome on Saturday night every week then he's still on track. And for a celebrity, that's totally doable.
 
2010-01-04 08:29:18 PM
He could have lined up 50 women and gave them one or two humps each.
 
ecl
2010-01-04 08:43:28 PM
l-userpic.livejournal.com
 
2010-01-04 09:07:35 PM
biographer Peter Biskind says he used "simple arithmetic" to deduce that Beatty has slept with 12,775 separate women, "a figure that does not include daytime quickies, drive-bys, casual gropings, stolen kisses and so on."

Beatty himself didn't claim this. The guy who wrote the book did.

No reason for him to exaggerate anything, right?
 
2010-01-04 09:10:56 PM
One.
 
2010-01-04 10:18:28 PM
Yeah, I mean, what was the number 12,775? Wouldn't it'd have rubbed down to a pine twig ?
 
2010-01-04 10:27:11 PM
inclemency knows the score.

www.washingtonpost.com

The tally of a so-so weekend for The Stilt.
 
2010-01-04 10:49:32 PM
My exploits number in the single digits. Yet I managed to catch a few diseases. I guess what I'm getting at is this guy is probably brewing a stew of filth.
 
2010-01-04 11:48:14 PM
acaciaavenue: dopeydwarf: fusillade762: Meh, amatuer. I get 3 or 4 a day into the bone zone.


Hookers don't count.

What? Come on now - the end result is the same for a hooker or first date. They both require you shell out some cash to get laid. The difference is that you have to blow a few hours on a first date by weaving a tapestry of lies and embellishments, and they're harder than hell to get out of your bed afterwards. Granted, dating is a slight discount from a hooker, but it's the same. Hookers count.


Who said anything about hookers? I just give my right hand a different name each time. Sometimes makeup and outfits too.
 
2010-01-05 12:51:11 AM
Bullshiat on the bullshiat.

I've farked 7 times in a weekend, with New Relationship Energy, in my prime, plus more farking during the week. Beatty didn't have to spend energy building relationships, and clearly didn't care to, back in The Day. NRE can be replaced with Groupie Enthusiasm, no doubt.

Beatty could easily have have dicked 1.06/day. Doesn't mean he came that often. 12,000 women in 1975 would have been orgasmically-happy to have been in the same arena as a naked Warren Beatty.

EABOD, columnist whose name will not be remembered.
 
2010-01-05 01:35:13 PM
He's so vain. He probably thinks this post is about him.
 
2010-01-05 02:28:54 PM
theflatline: Totally possible. Because I reckon as a bar manager on Bourbon Street, Barteneder, and living in south america, i have have about 1500 women.

That's a hell of a commute.
 
ecl
2010-01-05 03:05:46 PM
Broom: Bullshiat on the bullshiat.

I've farked 7 times in a weekend, with New Relationship Energy, in my prime, plus more farking during the week. Beatty didn't have to spend energy building relationships, and clearly didn't care to, back in The Day. NRE can be replaced with Groupie Enthusiasm, no doubt.

Beatty could easily have have dicked 1.06/day. Doesn't mean he came that often. 12,000 women in 1975 would have been orgasmically-happy to have been in the same arena as a naked Warren Beatty.

EABOD, columnist whose name will not be remembered.


Seriously, that's just pathetic that you feel so strongly about this. I hope you don't have kids so you cant pass on your idiocy.
 
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