I'd give her my seat!

I'd ride her all the way to the end of the line!

I'd put my token in her slot!

I'd pull her cord!

I would swipe her Social Security check. And CASH it.

I would change her Depends.

I would stand clear of her IBS.

I would go into her crypt.

I would pack her medications on board.

Sorry to hurt her ego, but she wouldn't get recognized here in the USA either unless she was in NYC or LA.

She's liked it ever since the trolley replaced the horse and buggy.

Ah...a woman who's a sexpot, but still respectable.

/you've got to love it...I know I do.

what's the point of this thread now?

Samantha: Since this morning, I've had sex with a New York Knick, two subway cops, and a guy who works on Wall Street.

Charlotte: Broker?

Carrie: Nah. She's just really sore.

On a crowded subway car I would give her some frottage cheese.

To quote Jay-Z, "everybody ride her, just like a bus route"

Klippoklondike: I would insert my penis into her vagina, thrust it back and forth and then ejaculate into said vagina remove my penis so I could ejaculate on her face

/too subtle?

Much more subtle that way

PC LOAD LETTER: I would swipe my Metrocard through her slot reader.

I would turn her stile.

I would stand clear of her closing doors.

I would go in her tunnel.

I would pack her passengers on board.

I would buy an unlimited to ride her all month.

I am sure you can do better that that, Fark.

I would sit quiety inside her while nervously attempting to avoid looking at the bum urinating on her seat.

Mangoose: Klippoklondike: I would insert my penis into her vagina, thrust it back and forth and then ejaculate into said vagina remove my penis so I could ejaculate on her face

/too subtle?

Much more subtle that way

I always get her confused with that train wreck that was splayed all over the car in that old Whitesnake video.

I suck at celebrities.

Who?

where ever she wants it thats where I'll give it to her!

GurneyHalleck: Somewhere there's a picture of her naked on the bridge with the ears on, I just know there is!

The story goes that this happened, but then-executive producer Leonard Nimoy found out and made a necessary business decision to throw the photographer off the set and destroy the film to prevent the existence of anything that could be construed as official Star Trek porn.

Nem Wan: GurneyHalleck: Somewhere there's a picture of her naked on the bridge with the ears on, I just know there is!

The story goes that this happened, but then-executive producer Leonard Nimoy found out and made a necessary business decision to throw the photographer off the set and destroy the film to prevent the existence of anything that could be construed as official Star Trek porn.

Illogical, captain.

GurneyHalleck: Somewhere there's a picture of her naked on the bridge with the ears on, I just know there is!

Wow. I had no idea that was her. It all makes sense now. And yes please on the naked ears thing.

Who would mess with a old, wrinkled up, white woman on the metro
/Except maybe to take her purse

The 53-year-old star - who traced her ancestors last year on UK TV show 'Who Do You Think You Are?' - also revealed she feels strong ties to her Liverpool-born mother's family because of her favourite drink.

I thought she was Canadian on account of her f*cking Prime Minister Trudeau. It turns out that when she was 3 months old, her family emigrated to the Canadian city of Courtenay, British Columbia.

I love the intertubes!

Those *aren't* stripper poles, Kim!

Did she ever get whatever the heck was growing on the side of her face removed? It was about the size of a second head....

FirstNationalBastard: Klippoklondike: I would insert my penis into her vagina, thrust it back and forth and then ejaculate into said vagina

/too subtle?

You forgot to mention how one of you would be curled up in the fetal position, weeping, at the end.

No, he first needs to realize that he will NEVER, EVER have the chance to insert anything into Kim Cattrall.

Nem Wan: GurneyHalleck: Somewhere there's a picture of her naked on the bridge with the ears on, I just know there is!

The story goes that this happened, but then-executive producer Leonard Nimoy found out and made a necessary business decision to throw the photographer off the set and destroy the film to prevent the existence of anything that could be construed as official Star Trek porn.

Oh, I seriously doubt this. Have you seen any of Nimoy's photography? He'd have probably asked for copies of the negatives for his next book.

Thats the punchline whats the build up?

As a young boy in the 80's, Kim Cattrall was one of the women that made me intensely aware of women.

As a young boy in the 80's, Kim Cattrall was one of the women that made me intensely aware of women.

Kim Cattrall was a young boy in the 80's?

I get it, they spelled it 'pubic' cause she's kind of a whore. Am I the only one who saw that?

WFern:

I would sit quiety inside her while nervously attempting to avoid looking at the bum urinating on her seat.

Haha holy shiat THAT is funny!

Ras-Algethi: PC LOAD LETTER:

Eddie Adams from Torrance:

eddyatwork:

Mind the gap.

barc0001: Nem Wan: GurneyHalleck: Somewhere there's a picture of her naked on the bridge with the ears on, I just know there is!

The story goes that this happened, but then-executive producer Leonard Nimoy found out and made a necessary business decision to throw the photographer off the set and destroy the film to prevent the existence of anything that could be construed as official Star Trek porn.

Oh, I seriously doubt this. Have you seen any of Nimoy's photography? He'd have probably asked for copies of the negatives for his next book.

Nimoy was the executive in charge of the final original-cast Star Trek movie in 1991 and Cattrall's supposed nude photo shoot was allegedly done by associates of hers or her manager's who had no permission to be on the lot. Nimoy had been associated with Star Trek for 26 years by that point and here was a guest actress they'd invited aboard, without permission, appropriating the iconic Enterprise bridge set to do something her employer would consider completely inappropriate. If the story is even true, I compare Nimoy's reaction to dad catching daughter's friends sneaking into his house to party.