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(OC Register) Strange Pair suspected of stealing cavity fillings, which authorities claim caries stiff penalties   (ocregister.com) divider line 60
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phlegmmo [TotalFark]
2010-01-04 05:00:45 PM
Suspect
sallongo.com
 
Kar98
2010-01-04 05:02:32 PM
You know who else stole cavity fillings?
 
Knucklepopper
2010-01-04 05:02:48 PM
Got five bucks that at least one Farker will biatch that "carries" was misspelled.
 
jaymzz
2010-01-04 05:03:24 PM
cary on my wayward subby
 
tuxedobob
2010-01-04 05:03:51 PM
Knucklepopper: Got five bucks that at least one Farker will biatch that "carries" was misspelled.

Actually, I was going to ask if it's some dentist joke.
 
blazemongr
2010-01-04 05:03:51 PM
I think we should invoke some more antique punishment for these criminals and sentence them to indentured servitude.
 
BabyDumplings [TotalFark]
2010-01-04 05:04:35 PM
I thought the article was going to be about grave robbing.
 
MontyBaxx
2010-01-04 05:04:42 PM
"Stiff penalties" reported to be a maxilla of 5 years in a dentition facility.
 
tuffsnake [TotalFark]
2010-01-04 05:05:02 PM
I just came back from the dentist so I'm deriving quite a bit of amusement and enjoyment out of this story/thread
 
blazemongr
2010-01-04 05:05:04 PM
Knucklepopper: Got five bucks that at least one Farker will biatch that "carries" was misspelled.

I think some other greenlight made that joke a couple of years ago. It's a little too obscure to have been used even once, IMHO.
 
lacrossestar83
2010-01-04 05:05:49 PM
1/10
 
Mr. Potatoass
2010-01-04 05:07:23 PM
His prison nickname is gonna be "amalgam in the middle".
 
cornponebread
2010-01-04 05:07:27 PM
+1 subby!

/The ex-Mrs. Cornponebread was a dental assistant.
 
bring to a festering boil [TotalFark]
2010-01-04 05:08:58 PM
Mr. Potatoass:
His prison nickname is gonna be "amalgam in the middle".

*snicker*
 
Prank Call of Cthulhu
2010-01-04 05:09:08 PM
"We make holes in teeth! We make holes in teeth!"
 
Dire
2010-01-04 05:10:10 PM
Prank Call of Cthulhu: "We make holes in teeth! We make holes in teeth!"

Damn it, beat me by a few seconds
 
Fart_Machine
2010-01-04 05:10:12 PM
www.retroland.com

/wanted for questioning
 
MontyBaxx
2010-01-04 05:10:27 PM
Suspects showed a veneer of confidence to police, who hope the charges will make an impression on them.
 
MooseBayou
2010-01-04 05:10:53 PM
Is there a molar to this story?
 
Uncorrect
2010-01-04 05:11:44 PM
Maybe it was the Cavity Creeps.

/They make holes in teeth, you know.
 
Knucklepopper
2010-01-04 05:12:14 PM
Prank Call of Cthulhu: "We make holes in teeth! We make holes in teeth!"

I don't get it.

Fart_Machine: /wanted for questioning

I don't get it.

Kar98: You know who else stole cavity fillings?

I don't get it.
 
MooseBayou
2010-01-04 05:12:59 PM
Knucklepopper: Prank Call of Cthulhu: "We make holes in teeth! We make holes in teeth!"

I don't get it.

Fart_Machine: /wanted for questioning

I don't get it.

Kar98: You know who else stole cavity fillings?

I don't get it.

It's Gene Masseth. Backwards.
 
AbbeySomeone [TotalFark]
2010-01-04 05:13:08 PM
You anti-dentite sonsabiatches.
 
Deadwing
2010-01-04 05:14:12 PM
Der Weissangel!
 
Knucklepopper
2010-01-04 05:14:32 PM
MooseBayou: It's Gene Masseth. Backwards.

I don't get it.
 
Prank Call of Cthulhu
2010-01-04 05:14:48 PM
Knucklepopper: I don't get it.

Get off my lawn, young'un.
 
tricycleracer
2010-01-04 05:14:56 PM
[Dental pun]
 
dryknife
2010-01-04 05:15:36 PM
padresteve.files.wordpress.com
 
MontyBaxx
2010-01-04 05:16:28 PM
tricycleracer: [Dental pun]

You win the crown for being topical.
 
OniNeko
2010-01-04 05:16:45 PM
MontyBaxx: Suspects showed a veneer of confidence to police, who hope the charges will make an impression on them.

Hopefully the DA can bridge the gap between charge and conviction.
 
Subterfuge1
2010-01-04 05:18:46 PM
www.hampton.gov

...would like a word with you.
 
engrishmajor
2010-01-04 05:19:29 PM
BabyDumplings: I thought the article was going to be about grave robbing.

That's better than what I thought. I figured they were stealing the fillings out of the still-living.

Wait...is that worse?
 
tricycleracer
2010-01-04 05:19:30 PM
A man, a plan, a root canal. Panama.
 
Dwedit
2010-01-04 05:20:00 PM
tricycleracer: [Dental pun]

Lisa needs braces.
 
MrHappyRotter
2010-01-04 05:21:07 PM
Oh wow, the first two candidates for headline of the year and both on the same day! Ow, my sides hurt. Good job subby!
 
WeenerGord
2010-01-04 05:21:39 PM
AbbeySomeone: You anti-dentite sonsabiatches.


Next you will be saying they should have their own schools!
 
radioman_
2010-01-04 05:22:00 PM
The suspects must look down in the mouth tonight. I'm sure they understand the cavity of the situation.
 
Knucklepopper
2010-01-04 05:25:33 PM
Prank Call of Cthulhu: Get off my lawn, young'un.

That, I got.
 
GWSuperfan [TotalFark]
2010-01-04 05:25:33 PM
My dentist is not a Farker (so he's obviously not Phil_Herup), but I'll bet he'd get a kick out of this headline.
 
burgle23
2010-01-04 05:26:18 PM
Is it safe?
 
Hector Remarkable
2010-01-04 05:27:03 PM
+1
 
numbone
2010-01-04 05:29:28 PM
"It is unclear how many counts the suspects will face."
An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth.


Subjects should have brushed up on technique because it bites getting caught. Will now get a filling, from behind.
 
Scotter5000
2010-01-04 05:40:03 PM
Good line from the comments section of TFA:

ocblauski wrote:
Those burglaries really hurt my fillings.
1/4/2010 2:22 PM PST on OCRegister.com
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sombreradoraloca
2010-01-04 05:45:59 PM
Hahaha, yeeeaaaaah!
 
Pay the Man
2010-01-04 05:46:56 PM
I assume these two will get plenty of cavity fillings behind bars.
 
improvius
2010-01-04 05:57:44 PM
On the case:

img72.imageshack.us
 
Crossed Protons
2010-01-04 05:59:19 PM
I wonder if the officer recognized them from a composite sketch. I get the impression they are going to be spending a long time in jail.
 
altinos
2010-01-04 06:05:23 PM
Those charges don't have teeth.
 
hogans
2010-01-04 06:05:38 PM
abritishman.files.wordpress.com

Burgle23 was faster, so I'll just add a pic.
 
The Southern Dandy
2010-01-04 06:14:06 PM
hogans: Burgle23 was faster, so I'll just add a pic.

That scene only elicits one thought from my mind...

OOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!111111eleventy11!
 
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