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(Seattle Times) Strange Man robs shoe store with a large rock. This would never happen if more people were allowed to carry concealed paper   (seattletimes.nwsource.com) divider line 73
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olddeegee [TotalFark]
2010-01-04 01:01:41 PM
But he might have had unregistered scissors too!
 
monkeydoodledandy [TotalFark]
2010-01-04 01:02:10 PM
Headline of the year for 2010 already?
+1, Smitty.
 
Bek
2010-01-04 01:03:06 PM
He just wanted it to wind a piece of string around.
 
Kyosuke
2010-01-04 01:03:17 PM
Wait! Those large rocks can do more than just repel terrorists tigers?
 
Trivia Jockey [TotalFark]
2010-01-04 01:05:03 PM
Awesome headline.
 
mediablitz
2010-01-04 01:05:13 PM
Nicely done subby.
 
oldebayer
2010-01-04 01:07:28 PM
Several people seen running with scissors, away from the culprit.
 
coco ebert [TotalFark]
2010-01-04 01:16:59 PM
Ahahahahaha!!

+1, I literally lol'd at this one.
 
Relatively Obscure [TotalFark]
2010-01-04 01:17:00 PM
Fantastic headline.
 
the_rev [TotalFark]
2010-01-04 01:21:52 PM
monkeydoodledandy: Headline of the year for 2010 already?
+1, Smitty.

My thoughts exactly. Unfreakable had better make a note of this one.
 
The_Sponge [TotalFark]
2010-01-04 01:28:58 PM
Hey...in a hippie town like Bellingham, a rock is a serious weapon.

/+1 for Subby.
 
Psumek
2010-01-04 01:29:11 PM
monkeydoodledandy: Headline of the year for 2010 already?
+1, Smitty.

Concur

i169.photobucket.com
 
Klippoklondike [TotalFark]
2010-01-04 01:30:07 PM
This headline is magnificent. Good job Subby.
 
The Grinch
2010-01-04 01:30:43 PM
img192.imageshack.us

Nicely done.
 
Forbidden Doughnut
2010-01-04 01:31:02 PM
Sounds like he may just want free room and board for awhile. It's pretty damp & cold up there in the winter...
 
bighairyguy [TotalFark]
2010-01-04 01:31:13 PM
Curse this cashless society!
 
veedeevadeevoodee [TotalFark]
2010-01-04 01:31:30 PM
www.brendawatson.com
 
SlothB77 [TotalFark]
2010-01-04 01:32:12 PM
women's shoes?

assets.sbnation.com
 
thesubliminalman
2010-01-04 01:34:28 PM
"shoe store with a large rock"

I love that place they got an awesome rock!
 
dvallej
2010-01-04 01:38:56 PM
awesome
subby +1
 
The Angry Hand of God
2010-01-04 01:40:27 PM
Bek: He just wanted it to wind a piece of string around.

He also needed the money to get a prosthetic forehead to put on his real head.
 
HaywoodJablonski
2010-01-04 01:45:23 PM
Nice! Where are all the paper nuts to defend their right to bear leafs (leaves?)?
 
DrZiffle
2010-01-04 01:49:52 PM
"Good ole rock. Nothing beats rock."
 
Jness
2010-01-04 01:51:53 PM
The new standard weapon in bank security!
craziestgadgets.com

/hot
 
EggFool [TotalFark]
2010-01-04 01:52:41 PM
Haha! Well done subby!
 
Rubber Biscuit
2010-01-04 01:54:56 PM
monkeydoodledandy: Headline of the year for 2010 already?
+1, Smitty.

came here, etc...
 
ilgallo
2010-01-04 01:54:57 PM
Forbidden Doughnut: Sounds like he may just want free room and board for awhile. It's pretty damp & cold up there in the winter...

sadly, a crime need not be commited for that bastion of farked up liberal thought to further enable sloth.
 
Fano
2010-01-04 01:55:10 PM
www.mwctoys.com

Wanted for questioning.
 
paidhima
2010-01-04 01:56:25 PM
The Angry Hand of God: Bek: He just wanted it to wind a piece of string around.

He also needed the money to get a prosthetic forehead to put on his real head.

I heard everybody wants prosthetic foreheads on their real heads. This could become an epidemic.
 
srtpointman [TotalFark]
2010-01-04 01:56:51 PM
Excellent job, Subby!
 
rainsforth
2010-01-04 01:58:18 PM
FTFA: The suspect, 28, was booked into the Whatcom County Jail for investigation of first-degree robbery and possession of a controlled substance.

/wasn't aware that rocks is controlled substance
//or was the "rock" cocaine??
 
1nsanilicious
2010-01-04 02:03:18 PM
I didn't get it. Was this a play on rock paper and scissors? If so it was very lame
/You Lose
 
Rams13
2010-01-04 02:04:34 PM
+1, good enough to make me log in and type a reply even.
 
Sticky Hands
2010-01-04 02:06:33 PM
1nsanilicious: I didn't get it. Was this a play on rock paper and scissors? If so it was very lame
/You Lose

So you did get it.
 
Treygreen13
2010-01-04 02:08:07 PM
Subby, I am detecting some serious win.
 
Izunbacol
2010-01-04 02:09:46 PM
Bravo Subby, Bravo.
/Made Monday just a little bit better for everyone.
 
The English Major [TotalFark]
2010-01-04 02:10:43 PM
veedeevadeevoodee

Too bad for you I picked lizard.
 
American Decency Association [TotalFark]
2010-01-04 02:12:53 PM
adjacent to the winners of this years contest .. spooky!
 
Psycho Zombie Monkey
2010-01-04 02:18:58 PM
1nsanilicious: I didn't get it. Was this a play on rock paper and scissors? If so it was very lame
/You Lose

Considering you are the only person NOT amused by Subbys win-laden headline...I would place the LAME back on you.

/of course, this is most likely a troll post and in that case...good show
 
DuPuma
2010-01-04 02:21:23 PM
Police still searching for:

thefulmerazzi.files.wordpress.com
 
TKirk3rd
2010-01-04 02:21:56 PM
Best headline I've read in a while...
 
pxlboy [TotalFark]
2010-01-04 02:21:59 PM
monkeydoodledandy: Headline of the year for 2010 already?
+1, Smitty.

this. that was pretty excellent.
 
SumoJeb
2010-01-04 02:22:30 PM
Great headline subby
 
AbbeySomeone [TotalFark]
2010-01-04 02:25:22 PM
Hearty golf clap for you submitter.
 
AbbeySomeone [TotalFark]
2010-01-04 02:30:21 PM
The_Sponge: Hey...in a hippie town like Bellingham, a rock is a serious weapon.

/+1 for Subby.

A smart robber would have hit one of the local head shops for a more lucrative payoff.

/love B'ham
 
Unfreakable [TotalFark]
2010-01-04 02:40:32 PM
the_rev: monkeydoodledandy: Headline of the year for 2010 already?
+1, Smitty.

My thoughts exactly. Unfreakable had better make a note of this one.

Your votes mean a lot more than my opinion when it comes to Headline of the Year candidates, trust me.
 
sboyle1020
2010-01-04 02:40:57 PM
DuPuma: Police still searching for:

Not to threadjack, but have you seen the preview for his new movie "The Tooth Fairy"? Someone needs to put him out of his misery. I almost threw up when I saw it.
 
wildbill0712
2010-01-04 02:42:00 PM
DuPuma: Police still searching for:

He might be a little easier to spot these days...

cache.gawker.com
 
newt757
2010-01-04 02:43:24 PM
Rubber Biscuit: monkeydoodledandy: Headline of the year for 2010 already?
+1, Smitty.

came here, etc...

What they said.
+1
 
id10ts
2010-01-04 02:46:20 PM
OMG!
What next?
Sharp pointy sticks?
Civilization is doomed.

/from my cold dead hands
 
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