jevman: No way I come off good in this, but what the hey. He didn't win a marathon, he fell out of a plane, does not having legs somehow make it tougher for gravity to grab him?
SpinStopper: jevman: No way I come off good in this, but what the hey. He didn't win a marathon, he fell out of a plane, does not having legs somehow make it tougher for gravity to grab him?I have this really great idea, okay? Let's take off your legs. Permanently. Then we'll sit around and see how you deal with it, okay? Just a thought ;)
DjangoStonereaver: /Never jumped myself, never wanted to, have all respect for anyone who does regardless of how many legs they have.
SpinStopper: My brother used to jump with a guy who died skydiving. Not permanently, though. His website is deadmike.com (new window). Cool guy ;)
Balchinian: My wife wants to know how he pulls the ripcord, rings the doorbell.
penguinfark: Is the Hero tag on vacation?
ultraholland: this seems somewhat fitting
Quantumbunny: Why does the article speak in paragraph sentences?Why do they have 4 lines of whitespace for every line of text?Do they just like scrollbars?I don't get it...and damn I hate it.
Cormee: Yeh, but Dana is a girlie name
kmceject: Cormee: Yeh, but Dana is a girlie nameFunny, three Dana's I know of -Dana BowmanBill Dana (X-15 Test Pilot)Dana Carvey (SNL Commedian)I can't think of one female at the moment...Kevin
kmceject: Point taken, although her real name is Gillian....
Kaka: This looks shopped and I should know...etc
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